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Whats you penis' name?

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SteezyOhio
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Thurgood
Aug 21 2010 11:55PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
Do girls name their vaginas???
Aug 22 2010 11:25PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
hahahahah




d piece
Aug 22 2010 11:29PM
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Zump.
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Hermin Squirmin' the One-Eyed German
Aug 22 2010 11:30PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
y'all name ur penis?! lol
Aug 22 2010 11:30PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
one would probably be "the glove", "go deep"
Aug 22 2010 11:31PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Doctor Zhivago
Aug 22 2010 11:33PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
the octagon, i also have an nickname for my testes, james westfall and dr. kenneth noisewater
Aug 22 2010 11:37PM
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mcswizzle
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,253
The reverend.
Aug 22 2010 11:44PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
eheath
Aug 22 2010 11:49PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
haahaha TURN ON
Aug 22 2010 11:50PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
I call mine meckah
Aug 22 2010 11:52PM
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
he who must not be named
Aug 22 2010 11:56PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Zlad
Aug 23 2010 12:01AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
kyle.
Aug 23 2010 1:03AM
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Arabian.
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Excelsior.
Aug 23 2010 1:05AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
more likely their boobs, not sure about that though
Aug 23 2010 1:06AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
yeah like

boobs = balls

vag = dick

namewise
Aug 23 2010 1:09AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Dong Draper And my balls are Sterling and Cooper
Aug 23 2010 1:12AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
The White Knight.
Aug 23 2010 1:25AM
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dirtyyjersey
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
my bearded whale, pointy snake, greasy whalrus, johnny on the spot.
Aug 23 2010 1:33AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
I forget, everytime i gasm i change it.
Aug 23 2010 9:23AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
Black magic
Aug 25 2010 9:32PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you may want to get that checked out
Aug 25 2010 9:33PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 3,134
I named my penis Justin Poncelet and I hope he sees this god damn post.
Aug 25 2010 9:36PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
haha fuck what did me my gf call it.... Geraldo then i got sick of that and we changed it to paco
Aug 25 2010 9:37PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
Most deffinatly my penis was the inspiration for chug to shave his head...(double meaning?)
Aug 25 2010 9:39PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
the octogon
Aug 25 2010 10:08PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
seabiscuit.
Aug 25 2010 10:10PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
its name is: motherfucker
Aug 25 2010 10:10PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
peter.
Aug 25 2010 10:10PM
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inb4_UMAD
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Aug 25 2010 10:10PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
FALSE. YOU STOLE THAT FROM BRIAN FANTANA. AND ITS THE NAME OF HIS RIGHT TESTICLE. YOU ARE A LIAR SIR! I AWARD YOU 0/10, AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
Aug 25 2010 10:17PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
my balls are law and order, and my dick is special victims unit
Sep 9 2010 4:49PM
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tuna.
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jefferson.
Sep 9 2010 4:54PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
boy poker
Sep 9 2010 6:16PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
or get a lawn mower on your pubes and shave a patch so it looks like its cutting the "Lawn"
Sep 9 2010 6:32PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Lil' Jon and the Eastside boyz
Sep 9 2010 6:34PM
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bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
The zipper ripper

and my balls are Niagara Balls
Sep 9 2010 7:50PM
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bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
The zipper ripper

and my balls are Niagara Balls
Sep 9 2010 7:50PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
The worlds most interesting man
Sep 9 2010 8:10PM
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I.Need.Steeze
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
are u fukin serious??? mines thurgood!!!
Sep 9 2010 8:34PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Big Ben.
Sep 9 2010 8:46PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
holy shit that was amazing hahaha
Sep 9 2010 9:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Devastator.

The Walk of Shamer.

The One Ding to Rule Them All.

He Who Must Not Be Named.

Blastoise.

/end attempt at humor.
Sep 9 2010 9:19PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
I'll let you know when I find it.
Sep 9 2010 9:20PM
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blackwallstreetd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
my name is david, my weiners name is golliath...
Sep 9 2010 9:39PM
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Apatchy
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
well my left ball is oscar and my right ball is meyer, which makes my dick weiner
Sep 9 2010 10:13PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
thats a pretty big win if you ask me
Sep 9 2010 10:16PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
my balls are named matthew and james and my penis still is named thurgood
Sep 9 2010 10:27PM
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sick-as-aids
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chuck norris
Sep 9 2010 11:15PM
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