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" /Claim " Thread

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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

"......................... /claim"

15 years ago
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,673
i'm related to william bradford (i think that's his name). he governed the pilgrims after they got off the mayflower /claim.

i met will and andy and i am in episode 2.4 i think of traveling circus when they visit toggenburg mountain in NY, which is my home mountain /claim.

bout it
14 years ago
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
i'm the best juggler on ns /claim


14 years ago
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
my good family friend is dating pep fujas /claim
14 years ago
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
Video or it didn't happen.
14 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
i can one up you i hooked up with a pink name on 3 air plains CLAIM
14 years ago
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,650
I can one down you and say I've hooked up with a pinkname.

Take that!
14 years ago
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
ill see what i can do
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
I'm in DTF's (down to film) Sig. bitches can't even touch me.
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
i have 19 followers on twitter i dont use. /#/#/#/claim

14 years ago
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My mom caught me jerking off and i still finished /claim
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
Best claim in this thread.
14 years ago
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
my house was supposed to be used for a movie with bruce greenwood but we turned them down /claim
14 years ago
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
you have no idea how jealous I am. tell Bearclaw I said hi:)
14 years ago
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shaggy.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 301
i just got a ferret then had sex with my girlfriend  /claim (just thought yall should know)
14 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,099
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/claim
14 years ago
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Thats so sick!
14 years ago
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Thats so sick!
14 years ago
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
:)
14 years ago
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Did you find that out on ancestry.com? Because if so then I am related to Marx
14 years ago
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
I was at one point ranked 6th in the world on a jelly car map.


/claim
14 years ago
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
My friend is Top 3 in ranked skate 3 online

/miniclaim
14 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
not trying to ruin this or anything but i've barefoot skied without one of those bars.

/claim
14 years ago
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Eric.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 860
I made it to chads gap from the bottom of alta /claim
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Me too!!!
14 years ago
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
this Kid me and my cousin used to play COD WAW with was ranked 5 in the world for sabotage. /claimish?
14 years ago
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SSteezle
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 2,357
-lived with 3 ns'ers and had over 30 pairs of skis in the house
- went to the same college seth morrison went to and one of my teachers was his roommate freshman year
- skied over 500 days in the last 4 years

/claims
14 years ago
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22

I might be on track to set the record for most unanswered job applications /claim

I don't remember the last time I got a hair cut /claim

could those two be correleated? hmmrmmm

My cat is cooler than yours /claim

My car is a pile of shit but I still love it more than you love your girlfriend /claim

I can call geese with my voice /claim

I can juggle stuff *and not fucking ribbons like a 2nd grader* /claim

I can fly small planes and helicopters to most commercial standards /claim

I have an innate ability to shotgun beverages /claim

I can make better homemade mac 'n' cheese than you /claim

I can (and have) watched Point Break on mute and said all the lines myself /claim

I can consistently get 300+ on the multitask game /claim

I have too much free time... )= lol

14 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,814
I used to read her books in elementary school like crazy. You are awesome.
14 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
i just tripled onto a rail in skate 3

/claim
14 years ago
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
I have an Avalance jersey signed by the whole 2001 avs, the year they won the stanley cup
i won a 5a state championship
i can do a backflip off flat ground
ive been to south park
i hacked an old microsoft contest and got 6 free zunes
i painted a 10ftx30ft mural in my old high school's weight room

/claim?
14 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
southpark is a district in my town lol
14 years ago
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
I'm friends with Mike Richards
I partied with Jonathan  Toews, Darren Helm, Frazer McLaren
Held a Canadian Gold Medal and the Stanley Cup in one night
I hung out with out with Alexisonfire, Wintersleep, and Attack in Black
La Dispute crashed at my place for the night after their show
Friends with someone that won a 50mil lottery
Spent a week staying at a friends place and skiing at the Yellowstone Club


All I can think of

/claim

14 years ago
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
"first day at high school i clogged an industrial strength toilet. barely any toilet paper involved."/claim
14 years ago
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
Sprayed Tim Durtschi in the face

went 18-0 in S&D on Black ops

Knew KId Ranqe when he plays RS (played with him alot)

I can cross my skis then uncross my skis then, WHAM! heavy head that shit!

My brother went to high school with the people who played thing 1 and thing 2, he also got head from Stevie Wonder's daughter

Use to live next to Sean Astin (was in lord of the rings)

Dislocated my shoulder 11 times (4 this ski season alone) Yet to tear a ligiment

skied 72 days this year.

was ranked 14 for most days at my mountain.


<img height="44" width="32" alt="Sean Astin" title="Sean Astin" src="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEzMjczOTQ1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzI2NzYyMQ@@._V1._SX32_CR0,0,32,44_.jpg" class="" />

14 years ago
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
Michael Vick lives 5 minutes away from me

I go to the beach with Pat Croce (Owner of the sixers and Skinny water) on a regular basis.

Part of the Shining was shot right around the corner from my house.

One of my neighbors went to the olympics for field hockey.

My brother has texted (and been responded to) by Kim from Matt & Kim

A classmate of mine's dad invented the ear monitors that singers wear.

My old saxophone teacher was in madonna's tour band at some point

ehh none of those are all that great, whatever.
14 years ago
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Eric.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 860
20th page /claim
14 years ago
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
My uncle is friends with buzz aldrin. The one that went to the moon and was the second man to
14 years ago
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LAO
Posts: 175 - Karma: 142
i go to the same school as p diddy's son /claim
14 years ago
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Eleidecker
Posts: 245 - Karma: 119
my aunt was the first women to become a (some high ranking level) black belt in kung-fu in canada/claim

people have driven up to 5 hours to get some of my grandpas pizza/claim

ive highfived Rivers Coumo, Chris Cornell and every member of hollerado/claim

and i sprained my ankle building a puzzle when i was 3/claim
14 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
ian white, NHL hockey player, is my first cousin

/claim
14 years ago
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
NO WAY MAN. Thas crazy
14 years ago
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
i once rode a 400,000 megaton bomb that was on the way fucking a terrorist camp. I strutted out of the explosion dust cloud with my hair blowing in the wind, and there was this terrorist who was diggin himself out of rubble, i stopped, looked him straight in the eye, grabed my package and afterbung./claim
14 years ago
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
I don't know about that, I make some pretty clutch mac.  I'm the best mac n cheese maker in home ec. pretty big deal.
14 years ago
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
THE INSPIRED T SHIRTS ARE BEING MADE IN MY HOMETOWN. no troll, look up front line designs on fb. Bozeman, MT
14 years ago
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230

I can send it on my bike:

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14 years ago
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
my cousin lives there!
14 years ago
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ShreddAZ
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 41
Hit the big jump at windells finally this year...I was stoked
14 years ago
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
i got a rail from mammoth for my summer setup. /claim
14 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
My friend is Selena Gomez's guitarist.

/claim.

14 years ago
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
i'm not gay /claim
14 years ago
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