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" /Claim " Thread

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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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15 years ago
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Crispy.
Posts: 6126 - Karma: 7,753
My aunt nancy zieman has a national tv show on saturday mornings called sewing with nancy/claim
14 years ago
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
held a cross donated by the one and only Haile Selassie today at the national cathedral. JAH BLESS!!!!!

this one to be exact
Click for larger image

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14 years ago
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
had sex with 3 bestfriends all in one night. they all never knew about me fucking the other two till they all talked in the morning. Shitstorm went my way that morning. /claim
14 years ago
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
got a spot on my school's Varsity tennis team after 3 months of actually playing tennis. won 2 tournaments in singles and doubles. /claim
14 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,099
I can ski AND snowboard /claim

I'm a pinkname /claim.
14 years ago
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
i can cook fish better than rick moonen

/claim

14 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,827
my uncle knows rainn wilson, dwight from the office, personally. /claim
14 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,827
bump
14 years ago
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

My grandfather's brother is a former prime minister of Quebec

14 years ago
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 582
my cousin was in the same class as Dylan Ferguson /claim.
14 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
i frontflipped off second base in a baseball game a couple of years back/claim
14 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
........... dammit I can't think of anything :(
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
hahahahahahahhahah!!! We slept in the same car at mary hill last year. /claim?

Also I skype with p-swiss and the BCIT longboard crew all the time
14 years ago
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
i saw barack obama in real life /claim bitch
14 years ago
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
my friends and i also session with darren berrecloth on the reg /claim
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
my twixtor test video has like 6,000 views on it for some reason (and its not even a good test of it) /claim.
a kid from my highschool is prolly going pro in football (graduated a few years ago obvi) /claim
going to HOOD after 4th of july this year stoked-claim
14 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341

my friend that just graduated highschool, just got drafted by the mariners

you mad this thread on my birth day. claim?

14 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
this is my first /claim /claim

terry o'reilly is my dad's second cousin. he played hocket for the bruins, and was notorious for his fights. he even went into the stands and beat the shit out of a fan that tried to steal his stick /claim



my great great aunt married thomas andrews, designer for the titanic /claim

i am related to braveheart /claim

i am related to robert the bruce /claim

i'm too lazy to type the rest /claim
14 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
this is my first /claim /claim

terry o'reilly is my dad's second cousin. he played hocket for the bruins, and was notorious for his fights. he even went into the stands and beat the shit out of a fan that tried to steal his stick /claim



my great great aunt married thomas andrews, designer for the titanic /claim

i am related to braveheart /claim

i am related to robert the bruce /claim

i'm too lazy to type the rest /claim
14 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
this is my first /claim /claim

terry o'reilly is my dad's second cousin. he played hocket for the bruins, and was notorious for his fights. he even went into the stands and beat the shit out of a fan that tried to steal his stick /claim



my great great aunt married thomas andrews, designer for the titanic /claim

i am related to braveheart /claim

i am related to robert the bruce /claim

i'm too lazy to type the rest /claim
14 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
i just made a triple post /claim

sorry guys
14 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
hahhahahahha^ the commentator makes it all better
14 years ago
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
My great great grandfather was the leader of the Russian navy and second in command to the czar before the revolution in 1917. The desk 20 feet away from me has family photos in it that are originals of my family with the czar and anistasia. /claim
14 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
can you post pics, cause thats really tight
14 years ago
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

I saw George W. Bush  and George Bush (Father) at the same time.

14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
This will be a /claim for most "fail" posts
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
This will be a /claim for most "fail" posts
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
This will be a /claim for most "fail" posts
14 years ago
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snowflexzone
Posts: 200 - Karma: 18
WHAAAAATT? so sick
14 years ago
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
My Mom and Dad's familys traced back the family to Jesse James. So my parents are related and I am related to Jesse James the mass murder /Claim.
14 years ago
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Level4
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
One time me and a friend (black) were ringin door bells and shit in his hood, we come across these punk fucks that go to our school and i was like,l yo sosa (black kid) these fuckers ripped me off on a slice the other day. sosa wasnt wasnt havin it and he went ap shit on this kid, his crew got the fuck outa there cause there pussys, so sosa knocks this kid out goes through his shit, and finds a bag of 80 perc 15s and an once!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 so me and sos just chilled that night got made nice and never spoke about it. true shit /claim
14 years ago
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
my mom is the assistant to the CEO if bell canada / claim



14 years ago
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ColinB
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 2,236
I'm a direct descendent of the second governor of the Massachusetts Colony./claim (pretty sure he was the second at least. may have been the first?)
14 years ago
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
That's so tight
14 years ago
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
My grandpa used to play baseball with Barry Bonds dad, Bobby Bonds.
My great grandma used to call Bobby bonds "that little nigger boy"

My dad went on tour with some of his friends and played in over 40 venues across the globe.

I skied with Max hill, Andy perry, and Will Wession at boreal. They also fed me.

I broke 125km on my longboard the other day

I do not own a cell phone, but I do have an elevator in my house.

This ones kinda personal but i'm very proud of it,

Everything I own, from clothes to skis, to shoes. I worked for it all and payed for it. At 16 I am very proud of that fact. (at age 13 i was tired of people making fun of me because my parents money situation, so I got a job at a concrete company, learned tools of the trade and worked hard labor for $8 an hour. I now pay for everything I own which makes me proud. I don't pay for food unless i want something that my parents don't buy, and i don't pay rent. But I payed for my car, and all my gas, repairs, insurance. Everything like that.)

I recently just ordered a new bed that i worked over 300 hours to get. I'm very happy about that.
14 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Yoo like 4 of my bros friends got drafted out of HS. It's noit tha big of a deal cuz most go to AA then never really make it.
Sorry to kill your claim.
But thread related: My grandpa was a personal friend of Walt Disney, and did the electrical work on all of Disney World as well as Angels Stadium. /claim
14 years ago
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_Jesus_
Posts: 2070 - Karma: 260
page 19 claim
14 years ago
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_Jesus_
Posts: 2070 - Karma: 260
what is this
14 years ago
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_Jesus_
Posts: 2070 - Karma: 260
official 19th page 3rd post claim
14 years ago
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
I'm moving to Whistler next year

My Grandpa saved some guy from getting killed during a warII I think, in Yugoslavia by taking him across the boarder into safety

I got Jerome Iginla's autograph

My friends friend's dad is the "creator" of Cactus Club Cafe

I once got over a 1,000,000 point combo on Tony Hawks Underground 2
14 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,827
my mom and dad's family?
incest much?
14 years ago
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I lost my verginity in my school bathroom at 13 y.o. /claim
14 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I used to regularly score 10-15 million points in the 2 minute jam in Tony Hawk 4.









Oh, and I also got a hug from Taylor Swift tonight. Awww yeeeeeaahhhhhh.
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
dudddee i was there too last night in detroit!!

when taylor was running through the crowd, i touched her hand and have a clear picture of her on my phone doing it! /motherfuckingclaim
14 years ago
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
/claim
14 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Haha I was selling merchandise in one of the booths around the field. I was there at 11:45 in the morning so I was there when she got there, and we finished setting up our booth early so we went down and watched her warming up and stuff.
14 years ago
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
I am related to Friedrich Nietzsche on my dad's side.
I am related to king Louis XIV on my mom's side.
I began riding motorized when I was about 8. I got my m-class license before my c-class and now I drive a Harley Sportster 883.
I won an all expense payed trip to Banff.
14 years ago
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 36
i rode the lift with T-WALL
14 years ago
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 36
^^ didnt say a word either
14 years ago
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i hooked up with this chick on an airplane
14 years ago
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