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" /Claim " Thread

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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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15 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
i seriously just bought a pet penguin from the NAPTA animal assocsiaton and i have a wild pet license and the whole shabang. /SUPERCLAIM
15 years ago
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Bong_Master
Posts: 975 - Karma: 177
pics
15 years ago
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
just popped a huge ass fuckin blister

/claim
15 years ago
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

My second cousin knocked out jarome iginla.

/claim.

15 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
his name is anvil

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15 years ago
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
Learned to backflip on skis last week.
I am related to Pocahontas in some distant way.
Clubbed in 3 different continents.
My dad grew up in the house next to Vince Lombardi(Green Bay Packers Coach).

/Claim
15 years ago
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16candles
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 516
I hit Justin Dorey in the face with my skis. /Claim
15 years ago
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
i am extremely jealous /claim
15 years ago
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Bong_Master
Posts: 975 - Karma: 177
you are a lucky man. he looks mad sweet
15 years ago
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
Hahaha take it easy basshead.
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
1000 post!!!111!!11!!1

super /claim.
15 years ago
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
I played baseball against Jeff Clement (plays fist base for the Pirates) from the age of 12 through high school. He hit a home run off of me in the Little League State Championship game./one-upper claim.
15 years ago
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
my poop was green yesterday
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15 years ago
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
my family is good friends with the boston bruins owner, ive been to his house in ny and fl multiple times and they r both totally rad (driving ranges, putting greens, full olympic pools with sick waterslides and much more)!!/claim
15 years ago
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
I have two kids, Names=Hendrix and Marley

/Family Claim
15 years ago
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
Just made bank for my soccer team car wash working the corner... /claim
15 years ago
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
You didn't end your claim.
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
so its not true then
15 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8355 - Karma: 50,397




ive played yahtzee with floop in spy kids./claim
15 years ago
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K.C.dia
Posts: 670 - Karma: 275
I did a dub cork on snowblades at the ramps the other day. /claim
15 years ago
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Beez
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 39
My mom made hole in one yesterday. It was like her 7th round of golf ever. /claim
15 years ago
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
oh yeah,
my mom was the gerber baby in 1960
and my dad went to school and played baseball(possibly also hockey) with ray bourque.
my mom also claims she saw kiss for 75 cents at her high school...
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
my mom's friend is a Gerber. no joke. /claim.
15 years ago
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
i just played a football game then ate a triple whopper with cheese combo/claim
15 years ago
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rot4te
Posts: 148 - Karma: 13
I wrecked sean penn's son in a biker X race when I was eight.
15 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,290
my dad's friend has the last name Gerber / I live in the same city Martin Gerber played in  /claim??

I don't see where this is going
15 years ago
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CorruptArmada
Posts: 272 - Karma: 549
fucked a hot ass girl outside on a hill right next to a road at my school. /claim
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
no i meant like thee gerber baby food daughter.
15 years ago
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
Jay Buhner came to my house to chill and have wine and cheese. /claim
15 years ago
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
i'm drinking icehouse right now and getting paid $20/hr to sit here buzzed and playing on ns while drafting financial statements /claim
15 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i /broke my nose/got a concussion/split my head open/ and scored a goal all in one game.


/claim??????
15 years ago
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i filmed for martini, mike riddle poured red bull on me, i have talked to Jon in person and seen his girlfriend in person, and othersi cant think of

/CLAIM
15 years ago
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i can solve a rubics cube in under a 1:30/ claim
best part is, i did not learn how to do it on the internet /claim
15 years ago
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i have 1337 profile view, holy shit, i think its a sign

/claim
15 years ago
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OlliePop
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
i made a 240 pound lineman in middle school football cry/claim
15 years ago
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
lucky
15 years ago
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J.J.M
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 58
wtf does /claim mean???
15 years ago
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Chris.S
Posts: 881 - Karma: 30
end claim.

which translated to "I'm done bragging."
15 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,290
I know what "/claim" means /claim
15 years ago
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
just got laid
15 years ago
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
I'M A WI~...

/CLAIM
15 years ago
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
Its my 20th Birthday today!
/claim
15 years ago
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 926
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
15 years ago
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murs
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 109
i grinded up a fucking got chick at and over 18 party that i snuck into ( im 14 )

vommited straight after

chug responded to a pm of mine

i got introduced to russ henshaw and shook his hand and he now knows my name

introduced dubstep to my friends

convinced my mum that im black

and i theres more

/claim


15 years ago
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
chugLIFE is on my friendlist /claim
15 years ago
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I'm leaving for IF3 right now /claim :)

15 years ago
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
rode the lift with jossi wells
15 years ago
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
I sat and chatted with Sage and Julian at Goldminer's Daughter right after they summited Superior in the photo in the North Face ad on the back of the Sept. Powder mag.

Same day I went and watched part of the Chad's Session based on a tip from Sage and Julian.

I spent a bunch of Dew Tour Snowbasin chilling with Dash Longe.

Jen Hudak, who won Pipe gold at X games and Euro X last season gave me a ride down Little Cottonwood last season.

/Claim for now but this isn't even half of it.
15 years ago
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
chugLIFE sent me a pm /claim


I just shit blood /claim
15 years ago
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^BEANS^
Posts: 624 - Karma: 248
There wasn't enough room in the over head bins so i volunteered to put my boot bag under the plane. I got bumped up to 1st class for my flight from Salt Lake to Philly /claim
15 years ago
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