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" /Claim " Thread

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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
I fall up stairs/claim
15 years ago
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 528
3600 posts...

/claim





15 years ago
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Dragonite
Posts: 318 - Karma: 29
i meant to say with a putter
15 years ago
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
I am in Tom Wallisch's FirstHand video. claim
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
i just got my 1d mkII and a brand new t2i comes tomorrow /claim
15 years ago
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,071
fuck. you.
15 years ago
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my_username
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
This is my third post.



Yeyyyyy.
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
i paid a total of $1100 for both cameras instead of a 60d claimmm
15 years ago
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,071
THERE is a claim haha
15 years ago
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my_username
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
How is that a claim?

You watched someone golf? and badly?


Cool bro.
15 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
I was golfing over labor day weekend, and we were on the longest green (230 yards) with a water trap about 200 yards out. Shot a good 210 yard hit with my trusty 3 iron right onto the otherside of the water trap/claim
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
1000 POST CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

CAPS LOCK
15 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
*whisper* you forgot to backslash your claim....
15 years ago
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
i once tackled a giraffe. /claim
15 years ago
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 522
fuck you it isnt badly its goodly

I putted 100 yards with a putter
/claim
15 years ago
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
I met a nobel peace prize winner and down with webster today /claim
15 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

my aunt is morticia from the new addams family...... claimed it

15 years ago
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DLAM
Posts: 341 - Karma: 38
1. My uncle is Jermaine Dye's agent.
2. Jermaine Dye's wife was pregnant.
3. She went to my aunt and uncles house.
4. Saw my picture on the wall
5. Asked my name and said she like it.
6. Jermaine Dye names his son after me.

(he's a baseball player in case someone didn't know)

/claim
15 years ago
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afterbang_me
Posts: 385 - Karma: 152
i drive a dodge stratus...I am a man
15 years ago
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,906
This is a claim we both share.../claim.
15 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
Jason Levinthal came to the farmstand I work at today/claim

He was definitely no-big-dealing in the team sized Foundation hoodie.
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i was born in chile, of venezuelan parents. AND IM WHITE!

/claim
15 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
i bought nick martini a beer at IF3 CLAIM
15 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
youre adopted /claim
15 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
false. your logic is flawed.
15 years ago
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i just farted /claim
15 years ago
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
i scored a pair of anthems =, brand new, for cheap!

im acing math!

/claim
15 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

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i was at that game

15 years ago
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
first on tc tonight

/claim
15 years ago
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
I made a Vag bleed because of my dick

AND she was not in her period! /claim.
15 years ago
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
I smoked a couple j's with Alex Ebert(lead guy of Edwards sharpe) an his girlfriend and johny masterson( Hyde from that 70's show) at lollapalooza this summer
15 years ago
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
aha sick^. how was the real hyde?
15 years ago
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
he was pretty damn chill
15 years ago
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i met ahmet during road trip challenge and witnessed michael clarks double back at sundayriver/ claim if anyone remembers those videos
15 years ago
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307

my dad played on hawksley workmans lover/fighter cd /claim

ive opened for hawksley workman /claim

my friends dad/dads friends uncle is doug riley /claim

My family on my moms side is somehow related to an old duke of normandy /claim

ive gotten atleast a tag from all of the girls named sarah in my grade /claim

i played at the g8 summit this year /claim

my grandpa invented apple-less apple pie for ritz /claim

etc...

15 years ago
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,299
My roommates grandma is Judge Judy /claim
15 years ago
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,299
did you suck his dick too?
15 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
did you read the OP? NO HATE.
15 years ago
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BDWYE
Posts: 571 - Karma: 12
im a loser and dont have anything to claim about /claim
15 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,290
are in a band? if so what one.. if not what name do you go under?
15 years ago
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
my dad was roommates for two years with Alec Baldwin /claim
15 years ago
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I've jerked off to a picture of Alec Baldwin from college years, with his roommate.....weird....
15 years ago
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
That's sick, are they still friends?
15 years ago
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
nope. my dad told me he was a complete dickhead.  i guess my dad used to spray easycheese at him for fun. another claim i suppose
15 years ago
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
i made out with beverly cleary's grand daughter
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
That's actually cooler in a way
15 years ago
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
my grandpa went the the first game at the original busch stadium (saint louis cardinals) and i went too the last game at the original busch stadium, and the first ever game at the new busch stadium
15 years ago
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
found a XXL LRG shirt at goodwill for 3 bucks/claim
15 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12

i passed my segment 2 drivers test/claim

i tried on my snow stuff today/claim

15 years ago
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
i did the same thing today. in ns chat haha
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