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Funniest shit you have done on chatroulette

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ISellMeth
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This is my storie: Well since everything is funnier at two in the morning we decided to mess around with people on chatroulette. So we had my friend push his man titis together in front of the camera then when the guys got excited he would come down and give them a thumbs up. It was epic
Apr 9 2010 9:27AM
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martin.
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I was with a couple of girls in my buddies room, and we decided to go on chatroullete because we were all inebriated and it seemed like a good idea. so we're going through and it's all guys asking the girls i was with to show their tits. they weren't "show tits on webcam" drunk so we just kept on clicking next

so we're clicking through, and all of a sudden this SUPER hot chick and some skinny ass dude come up, both sitting butt naked on a bed looking at us. the girl waves so we wave back. we start talking to them, and they're actually talking so we knew it wasn't a .gif. so the dude is like "girls show us your tits". one of my smart ass friends liza goes "we'll show you our tits if you guys start FUCKING right now".

so the guy is like "oh, well ok", and starts getting jerked off by the girl. and then they start doing it doggy style on camera.

it was at that point that the girls slammed the computer shut and ran screaming out of the room.
Apr 9 2010 9:31AM
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ISellMeth
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Oh god that's awsome. Reminds me of the nw south park episode though. Haha
Apr 9 2010 9:34AM
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1337
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epic.

i've dumped em, thats bout it ;)
Apr 9 2010 9:40AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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storie? srsly?
Apr 9 2010 9:50AM
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ISellMeth
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Yeah I'm kinda borderline retarded
Apr 9 2010 10:20AM
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c.davis
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pretty bored one night after lacrosse with like 2 guy friends of mine and we were on chatroulette.

well one of my friends decided to fuck around with people so we would find like a nice group of girls or just random people and start talking to them

then after a little bit we would turn the computer to my friend standing on the table doing the "goat"- where he pulled his ballsack between his legs and stood backwards.. everyone always laughed and cracked up at it..

Apr 9 2010 11:30AM
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ECB
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/thread
Apr 9 2010 12:28PM
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ISellMeth
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thought I'd bring it back because its summer
Jul 9 2010 3:45PM
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Schlop
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I've done that exact same thing. When the girls closed the window, I got pissed

Jul 9 2010 3:49PM
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MothaHucker
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i have this old stuffed lion that when you hold right it looks like a dick and this shampoothat looks like jizz so i'd stand up with the lion pretending to jack off and then my friend would squirt the shampoo on the screen..... classic hahahahahahahahah everryone freaked out
Jul 9 2010 3:58PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
showed my cock
Jul 9 2010 3:59PM
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Ski_the_east01
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So your night consisted of 3 lax bros taking their junk out and making animal creatures out of it?

Easily the gayest thing ive ever heard on NS
Jul 9 2010 4:02PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
my friend and i decided to start playing some synth for people on chatroulette asking them to request songs and shit we were wearing mexican wrestling masks and capes it was late at night so it seemed funnier at the time
Jul 9 2010 4:03PM
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Motherfucka
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I usually just masterbate
Jul 9 2010 4:04PM
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TheButterHashira
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Probably back on cinco de mayo when I put a sombrero and mustache on my dick.
Jul 9 2010 4:07PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
I saw snoop dog and the jonas brothers and they both asked to see my tits
Jul 9 2010 4:09PM
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thelizards
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Well one time I met this girl, got her info, flew her to my home city, then killed her
Jul 9 2010 4:11PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
I usually have my bong out and just ask people to sesh.
Sometimes i get asians who have never hazed because its like "100$ for weed there"
Jul 9 2010 4:14PM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
I thought i was the only one that did this.
Jul 9 2010 4:15PM
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Schlop
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MLIB
Jul 9 2010 4:16PM
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bitchezluv=]
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that makes three... i love the blood
Jul 9 2010 4:16PM
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gus555
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i just laughed for like 10 minutes at this.... i have no idea why
Jul 9 2010 4:17PM
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Steeezy-E
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one time i aimed the camera so all you could see was my crotch and sat there rubbing my chode for like 4 hours.
Jul 9 2010 4:20PM
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Thrash
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seshroulette.com my friend. Burn seshes without dicks being pulled out
Jul 9 2010 5:34PM
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A.Eberhard
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Your posts always just get me angry because there so pointless and not funny.

Now I will give a story, it was the afternoon and raining. There was nothing to do so my three friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette and screw around with people. Anyway as we are about to go on, my black friend says " Yo we should dress me up as a KKK member and see how people react? " We agreed and made probably the most legit costume ever and dressed him up. We had the funniest reactions from other people, especially when he took off the mask and showed he was black. Most people ended up laughing when he revieled himself.
Jul 9 2010 6:03PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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There is a pic of this on google or facebook somewhere i'll find it. So either your just a troll trolling around. Or you're the guy who made the picture.
Jul 9 2010 6:05PM
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CatBoy
Posts: 234 - Karma: 990
i thought this was hilarious
Jul 9 2010 6:42PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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i once stroked my meat
Jul 9 2010 6:46PM
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Gameboy
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I was at my school cafeteria and I was sitting with a bunch of people at a table. We decided to go on chatroulette to have some fun. It was so funny, no specific moment stood out but the faces that people made when they saw at least 20 people on the screen are worth 10000000$.
Jul 9 2010 6:49PM
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the.cheat
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one time really late at night i was on with my girlfriend and whenever guys asked her to show her boobs i ripped my shirt off and tried to make it look like we had cleavage. oh, and we had lamp shades on our heads too.
Jul 9 2010 8:43PM
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slash22
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one night we started the non profit organization Tits for Haiti, sadly we only got one pair
Jul 9 2010 8:46PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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hahahaha the goat is always good for a laugh
Jul 9 2010 8:46PM
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thebeesknees
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i took a shit once
Jul 9 2010 10:08PM
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ECB
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I actually was on chatroullete on the toilet once, the other people couldnt see my shit though....
Jul 9 2010 10:09PM
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No_Dub
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i cut my finger off once.
Jul 9 2010 10:15PM
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ISellMeth
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No I didn't make the picture but we sure as hell did it. It's not like it is the most original idea though
Jul 9 2010 10:33PM
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