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High School bans dancing

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Waffle11
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My high school just banned grinding/freak-dancing from school dances the day before the biggest school dance of the year. They said if they catch anyone doing it the dance will be immediately canceled. Dances at my school have been sub par for a while, and student government has been working on making them better. The administration's reasoning for banning grinding is a poll we took over a year ago, where a supposed 40% of the school said that grinding made them uncomfortable, and they were bing excluded. Senior prom is 100% funded by the proceeds of the next dance, and no one is going to go so we are boned.

Anyone else dealt with similar problems at their school?
Jan 28 2010 11:52PM
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Elijah.
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Yeah. Just throw your own prom off campus, it'll be way doper, just go balls out, and then you don't have to worry about getting drunk because the school doesn't have shit on you.
Jan 28 2010 11:53PM
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prontocuts.com
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grinding isnt dancing
Jan 28 2010 11:54PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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I read a similar story on the smoking gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0126102dance1.html
Jan 28 2010 11:57PM
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rontonsoop
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but is far more enjoyable haha
Jan 28 2010 11:57PM
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Logey.
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Jan 28 2010 11:58PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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true but this is still rediculous.

People have gotta stop being such pussies now-a-days. Its really starting to get to me. Banning it because it makes you feel uncomfortable? If it really did then nobody would do it!
Jan 28 2010 11:58PM
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SteezyOhio
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my high school did this too. so we did it anyway, just dont bend ya hoe over like your poking her in the butthole and they dont really give a damn.

or drop flyers around the school about a "sex crazed party" your throwing, see the administration flip out, watch the hoax get onto the news and LOL
Jan 28 2010 11:58PM
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Waffle11
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we would but my school is hella overprotective. our prom is and overnight event. You have to go and they keep you there until like 6am so you cant party.
Jan 28 2010 11:58PM
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rontonsoop
Posts: 237 - Karma: 25
i think the part about it being uncomfortable part was those who were not involved. the ones "sitting on the sidelines" not gettin any action from the ladies haha
Jan 29 2010 12:05AM
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jason...
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I don't think they can legally do that...
Jan 29 2010 12:05AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i guess you just have to pre game.

i suggest just grinding anyway. who the fuck cares if the dance gets cancelled? dances are fucking gay anyways.

and throwing your own prom off campus is sssooo fucking clutch.
Jan 29 2010 12:09AM
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Hermondo
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kind of a similar story but i heard on the radio about this kid that threw party with no booze or alc but they still used red cups and he made sure hellaaaaaa pics of the party got on facebook to rile up the administration. well the administration at his school flippedddddd out and a bunch of kids got suspended for nothing
Jan 29 2010 12:10AM
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Slinger1x1
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we had school dances canceled two years ago because some juniors got caught drunk

this year, 27, TWENTY SEVEN sophomores were caught drunk (a long line of snitching) and they didnt cancel dances... haha
Jan 29 2010 12:11AM
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SushiMan
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gahhh that really sucks and is really dumb

its more that times are changing then Girls and Guys are getting "dirtier"
schools are getting more lame every year, every where in the US. its seems as though as times change,
the stricter the government and schools become! ......
imagine that, kids could bring guns, on their gun racks to school back in the day, im not saying that was good thing, but just the difference, TODAY i can get suspended for having party poppers in my car. 

Jan 29 2010 12:14AM
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pomme-de-terre
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at my school kids DO bring guns to school on their gun racks.

i think alot of this stuff just depends on where people live and what past events have dictated the administration to do.

its still all mostly bullshit though.
Jan 29 2010 12:23AM
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k-rob
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so, uh, get every single person to start grinding. then, when they try to kick you all out, smash someone over the head with a bottle and start a war against the administration.
Jan 29 2010 12:36AM
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hoodhugo
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/thread
Jan 29 2010 12:49AM
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Elijah.
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Throw the dopest party ever. Everyone gets drunk beforehand and just parties till 6 AM at your party. Fuck the school if they try and rule your life outside of classes.
Jan 29 2010 2:13AM
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PhaedeD
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FREAK FREAK FREAAAKK FREAK
Jan 29 2010 2:18AM
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Freeheel4real
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My school always had these stupid tailgate parties in the parking lots before school games. My friend stole one of the advertising flyers, scanned it, and changed it to say "COME GET FUCKED UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE PREGAME TAILGATE"! Put em up all over.

Admin freaked out needless to stay, but never found him.
Jan 29 2010 2:51AM
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[tightpants]
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my high school banned grinding too but we all still did it anyways.  there was a 12 inch rule-- you had to be 12 inches away from the girl you were dancing with.  fucking hilarious nobody followed it and if a chaperone had to come and break you up then you just said "ok" and went back to hittin dat 30 seconds later.  Just don't be overtly sexual about it like bending her over and putting your hands on her crotch and shit and you'll be fine
Jan 29 2010 3:07AM
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flexpattern
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just wait until you get to college... dem hoes going be grinding like champs!
Jan 29 2010 3:20AM
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Thenowhereman42
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My high school banned freak dancing but I didn't care because I would rather get drunk than go to a school dance.

Had a massive like 100+ people party on the night of my senior prom instead of going, and then everyone that went left early and shit anyway to hit the party up.
Jan 29 2010 3:57AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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kevin bacon the shit out of your school
Jan 29 2010 5:36AM
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jjdsteeze
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12 inch rule???? hahah thats soooooo gay!
Jan 29 2010 8:31AM
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Jodi
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HAHAH! Yes!
Jan 29 2010 8:33AM
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neutralzombie
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freak dancing?
Jan 29 2010 8:33AM
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Jodi
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Jan 29 2010 8:43AM
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Brenone
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I wasnt even aloud to my senior prom
Jan 29 2010 9:50AM
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VT_FLO
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Just do it anyway. They don't actually do anything about it
Jan 29 2010 9:52AM
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Malcolm
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go to the dance naked and see what they do
Jan 29 2010 9:57AM
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pooalol92
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that really blows, my school breathalizes everyone before they go into the dance to make sure no one has been drinking
Jan 29 2010 10:51AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Make sure everyone grinds excessively hard, like bitches bent over hard. If they stop the dance/music and everyone goes dead quiet, yell "DRUNKEN ORGY AT MY PLACE!!!!"
Jan 29 2010 11:55AM
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Peter.
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just start crumping
Jan 29 2010 11:58AM
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COskier
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You should do the lambada.
Jan 29 2010 12:05PM
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zepscratch
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my senior year...

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/273160/

Jan 29 2010 12:34PM
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chapz
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at my old school there was a no grinding. some teachers walked through the dancefloor crowds, and if you were doing anything close to their so-called griding, you were transported into a classroom. and then you had to sit in the classroom til the dance was over
Jan 29 2010 12:36PM
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sarahskis
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Wow- thats a little on the stupid side.  Gather people together to organize an off-campus prom.  Its cheaper for you and your grade, can be way more dope, and it can still be "chaperoned" by parents, just not teachers if you need them to get people to come. 

My prom was intense.  My date ate a quarter of shrooms in the car, popped 2 hits of acid, then started taking shots with me.  Then again he could trip doing anything.
Women's bathroom stalls were filled with girls drinking from flasks, and teachers everywhere didnt do a thing about it.  We ended up with a drunken crowd surfing king and queen
Jan 29 2010 12:42PM
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nightscraper
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this stuff really pisses me off. why is all of the world becoming such big pussies about everything. its becoming like the 1960's again, poodle dresses and strict rules.
Jan 29 2010 12:58PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i blame obama
Jan 29 2010 1:11PM
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asapCferg
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We used to have good dances then when i was a freshmen someone complained about "provocative dancing" so then grinding and all that shit went away and then no one went to dances. Then, we started having these off campus dances that were amazing. Everyone showed up hammared and it was just a freakin good time. Then people from other schools started coming and they got so packed and out of hand. Eventually, people who already graduated started coming and a bunch of them got arrested from these dances. So now..they ruined it for us :( but really they were wicked fun and now we cant even have dances anymore besides prom which will blow
Jan 29 2010 2:45PM
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the_moderaper
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Just grind and if they ask, tell them you were practicing the motion and positioning for later that night.
Jan 29 2010 2:51PM
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Slinger1x1
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We just have teachers around the gym watching everyone, they kinda step in if anyone gets to close or starts hooking up.
also, one of our vice principals walks around with a light saber and breaks up grinding and hooking up with it, hahaha. and sometimes you get put into a "time out"

its funny though, its not banned so you just get told to stop and thats it
Jan 29 2010 4:59PM
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.catierob
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dancing at my school was ridiculous. basically sex on the dance floor. i mean no big deal lol didnt really bother me. they just always told us to 'save room for jesus'

. i went to a public school in the detroit area

Jan 29 2010 6:36PM
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yuck
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same thing just happened at my school.

administration laid down the law that all grinding / "inappropriate" dancing would lead to people going to the offica blah blah blah

so our VP was dragging people down to the office constantly, and it was reallly gay.

then he just kinda gave up towards the end and the dance got better for a bit.

our next dance is soon so im curious to see what he does this time
Jan 29 2010 6:40PM
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B-QUIGS
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yeah something like that happed at my school. they cancelled all the dances last year and some this year. my school even thought it would be a good idea to announce this on national tv. the dropped boys cheer leading from our winter carnival too because it was to "inappropriate" i hate how everything needs to be politically correct
Jan 29 2010 7:00PM
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TheButterHashira
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This.
Jan 29 2010 7:30PM
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ndye
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My school banned grinding. 12 kids when to our semi formal (kids of faculty members) we all went to an off campus one where a seniors dad rented the local hilton we all partied for like 5 dollars or whatever it was and all the money was donated to senior prom from the guys dad best thing ever

Jan 29 2010 7:39PM
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ROOS.
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this happened at my school, we have a dance tomorrow and no one is going
Jan 29 2010 7:40PM
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ski_ENDUB
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Just fist pump like a champ, or jig.
Jan 29 2010 8:37PM
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