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State of the Union Address

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SilkyJohnson
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Take a drink everytime you hear President Obama say one of the
following words or phrases:

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      $$$ "let me be clear"
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      $$$ "make no mistake"
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      $$$ "back from the brink"
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      $$$ "signs of recovery"
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      $$$ "restored our reputation"
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      $$$ "fiscal restraint"
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      $$$ "greed on Wall Street"
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      $$$ "affordable health care"
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      $$$ "relief for working families"
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      $$$ "job creation"
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      $$$ "inherited" as in "I inherited this mess"
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      $$$ "The last eight years"


Drink a whole beer if he happens to say one of the following words or
phrases, (Highly unlikely)

    * ??? "Constitution"
    * ??? "Founding Fathers"
    * ??? "Individual Liberties"
    * ??? "I was Wrong"
Jan 27 2010 7:45PM
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Delphi
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BILLY MAZE HERE!
Jan 27 2010 10:17PM
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skier_boy26
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i love his blame game. his self-victimization. what a load of garbage
Jan 27 2010 10:17PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I am glad I could have been of service, my good sir.
Jan 27 2010 10:18PM
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wiglaf
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it's not my fault!!!
Jan 27 2010 10:18PM
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Ben.
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it wasnt good lulz
Jan 27 2010 10:19PM
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Delphi
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lulz
Jan 27 2010 10:19PM
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skiminnesota
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HGTV is on my recall button.

gonna make the switch soon.
Jan 27 2010 10:19PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Nonetheless I am still glad I could have been of service, my good sir. Lulz are a much needed commodity.
Jan 27 2010 10:19PM
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Ben.
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hahaha
Jan 27 2010 10:21PM
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theabortionator
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or joe biden doing the bobblehead
Jan 27 2010 10:21PM
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skiminnesota
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dont lie ben. hahaha
Jan 27 2010 10:21PM
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Delphi
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what show is on? if it's not Diners Drive Ins and Dives it's not worth it. I don't like Guy too much, but the food always looks soooooo good.
Jan 27 2010 10:24PM
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Ben.
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worst cooks in america. i lol at cooking fail.


one episode a woman set fire to an electric stove. how....
Jan 27 2010 10:25PM
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WikiWiki
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great speech- thats how budgeting works
Jan 27 2010 10:25PM
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Delphi
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haha I don't know how anyone could ever be THAT incompetent with anything! It's crazy how hopeless these people are. I'm not a great cook, but given a little hard work and concentration, I can make a pretty good dish.
Jan 27 2010 10:29PM
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Ben.
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they get recipes and detailed instructions, and still fuck up.


its amazing
Jan 27 2010 10:30PM
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Delphi
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they have pro chefs for chrissakes.
Jan 27 2010 10:31PM
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skiminnesota
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the real question is can you grill a burger, hotdogs, and steak?  (on both charcoal and gas)

all other food preparation falls to women folk... hahahahaha


yeah thats pretty sad that starting it on fire could happen.
Jan 27 2010 10:32PM
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Ben.
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exactly. i mean im no iron chef, but still.
Jan 27 2010 10:32PM
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Delphi
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ahha dude, I have such trouble with burgers, I never know when to take them off, I always have to cut into it to check. I usually drown them in BBQ sauce and poke holes in them before i throw them on. SOOO GOOD.
Jan 27 2010 10:34PM
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ScuffDUFF
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Word.   Hes a good speaker ill give him that.  Buuuut,  i dont like him. 
Jan 27 2010 10:35PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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The best show on Food Network is Good Eats. I fucking love that show.
Jan 27 2010 10:35PM
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Ben.
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i dont really do charcoal. it just takes too damn long.
Jan 27 2010 10:36PM
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teleak
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genius
Jan 27 2010 10:37PM
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Delphi
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HA!
Jan 27 2010 10:38PM
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Ben.
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hes awesome. nerd food
Jan 27 2010 10:38PM
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skitheslopes
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Before your fat ass fixed it, after your fat ass fixed it
Jan 27 2010 10:39PM
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Deletedtoday
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back in the day i was sooo stoked for the goodeats followed by unwrapped line up at like 7
Jan 27 2010 10:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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Man vs Food is good too but makes me hungry and makes me also realize why so many Americans, like me, are fat as shit.
Jan 27 2010 10:40PM
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Ben.
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unwrapped is hit or miss though. it depends whether they do a good round of food or a bad round.
Jan 27 2010 10:41PM
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Delphi
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That guy looks like Corey Matthews brother. Is he a Savage?
Jan 27 2010 10:41PM
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prontocuts.com
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In psych we watched this show on mark summers, he had CRAZY OCD for a while
Jan 27 2010 10:44PM
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C-Burg
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i got pretty drunk off that
Jan 27 2010 10:48PM
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Ben.
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haha really? interesting. def not my fave food network show.


ace of cakes is also fucking awesome though.
Jan 27 2010 10:50PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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The worst though is the shows about BBQ. God dam it looks soooo bomb when they have a huge rack of ribs covered in sauce in front of you. Shit talking about it makes me hungry.
Jan 27 2010 11:08PM
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Deletedtoday
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yeah true, when i was ten i was fascinated with how they make stuff like that.
Jan 27 2010 11:16PM
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ECski
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Hell no, thats got nothing on diners drive ins and dives man. Love that show.
Jan 28 2010 12:06AM
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thecounty
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hahahaha those are the funniest parodies
Jan 28 2010 10:53AM
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Alex_G
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racist
Jan 28 2010 2:31PM
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prontocuts.com
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yup, the dude would re rearrange the tassels on his rugs for 4 hours a day until they were perfect
Jan 28 2010 2:35PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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boy meets grill and tyler's ultimate.

No one can cook like alton brown, no body has that many gadgets to make a chocolate chip cookie.

Anyway, to shitstorm the shit out of this thread and drown my karma, who saw the Republican response? That's our president in 2012 baby!
Jan 28 2010 4:52PM
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hoodratz47
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sate of union...= china owns us. and is gonna take away our basketballs. PEACE!
Jan 28 2010 4:58PM
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bstuck1
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I got distracted by how many times you thumped his hands down on the podium. Had to be 500+ times.
Jan 28 2010 5:03PM
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