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State of the Union Address

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SilkyJohnson
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Take a drink everytime you hear President Obama say one of the
following words or phrases:

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      $$$ "let me be clear"
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      $$$ "make no mistake"
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      $$$ "back from the brink"
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      $$$ "signs of recovery"
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      $$$ "restored our reputation"
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      $$$ "fiscal restraint"
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      $$$ "greed on Wall Street"
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      $$$ "affordable health care"
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      $$$ "relief for working families"
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      $$$ "job creation"
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      $$$ "inherited" as in "I inherited this mess"
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      $$$ "The last eight years"


Drink a whole beer if he happens to say one of the following words or
phrases, (Highly unlikely)

    * ??? "Constitution"
    * ??? "Founding Fathers"
    * ??? "Individual Liberties"
    * ??? "I was Wrong"
Jan 27 2010 7:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51322 - Karma: 158,310
Word, I like it
Jan 27 2010 7:47PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
"now i understand everyones shit is emotional right now"
Jan 27 2010 7:48PM
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Noss.
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fuck semantics
Jan 27 2010 7:48PM
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Nathn
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My new little game. Drink yourself stupid once this thread turns into a clusterfuck.
Jan 27 2010 7:48PM
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Delphi
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hahah I love the last four!
Jan 27 2010 7:50PM
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wh@t
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two beers for every idiot. whoever survives and wakes up the next morning is the winner.
Jan 27 2010 7:50PM
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geteducated
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yall yall yall yall yall yall


Jan 27 2010 7:51PM
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Sufferboy
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id rather watch the simpsons movie on fx
Jan 27 2010 8:11PM
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SnowFarmerSC
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thank u at least someone else on here dont like him either
Jan 27 2010 9:09PM
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1337
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chug
Jan 27 2010 9:12PM
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EastCoast315
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ths
Jan 27 2010 9:14PM
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asapCferg
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so dumbbbb
Jan 27 2010 9:15PM
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Ben.
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mythreads for loling later
Jan 27 2010 9:20PM
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dwhite
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How about taking a drink whenever fucking Pelosi stands up
Jan 27 2010 9:22PM
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lahnabonny
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haha sameee
Jan 27 2010 9:23PM
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DoublyDeeze
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haha fuckin democrats
Jan 27 2010 9:32PM
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R@ggaMuffin
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already on it
Jan 27 2010 9:33PM
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apcaipse
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Inb4 political shitstorm.
Jan 27 2010 9:34PM
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Delphi
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HOLY SHIT...TAX CUTS ARE GOOD NOW??? Who would have thought?
Jan 27 2010 9:35PM
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DoublyDeeze
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anyone else see the lady in the seats in all yellow?
Jan 27 2010 9:44PM
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skiminnesota
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hes going to erase all college debt after 20 years?

how is this going to work????????


PS my family has yet to see all this money he is talking about. so far my rents got like a $900 credit for the recovery act, apparently my dad makes to much money to qualify for all if it.
Jan 27 2010 9:45PM
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ski_ENDUB
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not Oregon
Jan 27 2010 9:46PM
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Delphi
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Taxpayers pay twice!
Jan 27 2010 9:46PM
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skiminnesota
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they probably only apply if you dont pay taxes.

IE poor people.


hehehe


(i didnt see that part of the speech, im speaking out of my ass, IDK what he said)
Jan 27 2010 9:47PM
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Delphi
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of course, MA voters just didn't "understand" the healthcare reform bill. WHAT ARROGANCE!
Jan 27 2010 9:48PM
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1337
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Jan 27 2010 9:49PM
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skiminnesota
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fuck yes. so not only do i pay for my own college (for which im debt free at the moment) i get to pay for every tom dick and harry's college too!


AWESOME!
Jan 27 2010 9:49PM
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Delphi
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not only that, but just wait and see who qualifies for student loans now. I'll clue you in...no one on this website will.
Jan 27 2010 9:51PM
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skiminnesota
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point? whats your point?


or are you perhaps a retard? (Allen from the hangover) haha it was a joke.



you posted pics of both condoleezza rice,  and Mrs Obama..but im hoping you knew that.
Jan 27 2010 9:52PM
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1337
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yes yes i did indeed know, it was supposed to symbolize the "change" in office, if you get what i mean ;P
Jan 27 2010 9:54PM
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207
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I was watching this address about a half an hour ago, I turned it off in disgust.
Jan 27 2010 9:55PM
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Delphi
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hahah Michelle needs a big one. I don't know though, Georgie boy comes from an exceptional gene pool, so he may be packin too. But then again, there are no marital ties between W and Condy.
Jan 27 2010 9:55PM
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no_steeze
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how about instead you break the beer bottle and stab yourself with it
Jan 27 2010 9:56PM
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t_rob
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http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/27/text-of-obamas-first-state-of-the-union-address/
Jan 27 2010 9:59PM
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207
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if you do the math on obama's 'spending freeze' he's saving 250 million dollars from now until 2019. Now consider how much money he has wasted only a year in office.
Jan 27 2010 10:01PM
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PhaedeD
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JOE BIDEN MAKES ME LAUGHHHHH SO DOES NANNNZZZIIEEEEE
Jan 27 2010 10:02PM
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Deletedtoday
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what the hell was the voters thinking when we elected him?
Jan 27 2010 10:02PM
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t_rob
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i don't vote for him for a reason.
Jan 27 2010 10:04PM
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slash22
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CHANGE!
Jan 27 2010 10:04PM
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Delphi
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grammar police, WOOP WOOP. I didnt vote for him. This SOTU is BULLSHIT.
Jan 27 2010 10:05PM
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dwhite
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America is DOOOOOOMED!
Jan 27 2010 10:06PM
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Black-Bandanna
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He has such a massive boner for himself it's ridiculous. I think he might actually masturbate to pictures of himself.
Jan 27 2010 10:09PM
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Deletedtoday
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Sorry for the bad grammer I've been cramming in so much school work and studying for finals.
Jan 27 2010 10:09PM
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Ben.
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this is the kind of lulz i was looking for, thanks
Jan 27 2010 10:10PM
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skier_boy26
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I'm already out of beer.

This SotU is nauseating. Maybe it's all the beer...
Jan 27 2010 10:11PM
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Delphi
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what a liar....what a fuckin boner.
Jan 27 2010 10:13PM
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prontocuts.com
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Obama is to obama, as Apple Co. is to the iPad
Jan 27 2010 10:13PM
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Delphi
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who got sick of the BS and tuned over to South Park? Celebrity Ghost episode...Damn funny
Jan 27 2010 10:14PM
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Ben.
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food network for me haha
Jan 27 2010 10:16PM
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theabortionator
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add "change" in there and your gonna get wasted
Jan 27 2010 10:17PM
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