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I couldnt understand why the car was getting bigger
then it hit me
whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
you cant fuck a rock
what is micheal jacksons favorite thing about thirty eight year olds...?
there's thirty of them!!!!!
and aussie woman walks up to here husband with 2 black eyes,
what does her aussie husband say to her?
nothing hes already told her twice!!!!! yayayay i made a funny
how can you tell an elephants been in your fridge?
there's footprints in the cheese cake
Whats the differance between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't rape my sandwich befor i eat it!
whats the difference between a prius and a porcupine?
priuses have pricks on the inside
why does dr. pepper come in a bottle?
because his wife died.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKERS IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET THIS ONE
standard knock knock fromat:
-knock knock- (me)
whos there? (you)
say it out loud ;)