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Newschoolers Zombie Disaster Plan.

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
When zombies invade the earth we need a plan.
Nov 22 2009 2:22PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
you mean you don't have one yet?!
Nov 22 2009 2:23PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
number one:
throw out the weak
Nov 22 2009 2:24PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
sea king will kill them. then everything will be fine
Nov 22 2009 2:24PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
We need a rally point where we meet and stock pile weapons and vital supplies (pbr)
Nov 22 2009 2:25PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
pretty sure we already have one. might need to search for it but I definitely recall a zombie apocalypse thread
Nov 22 2009 2:26PM
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with_stupid
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
win
Nov 22 2009 2:34PM
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CNY~Steeze
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The answer here is we all go to Chads Gap from the bottom of alta and then ski patrol blows the zombies up with dynamite packed boots.
Nov 22 2009 2:35PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
Posts: 968 - Karma: 24
We all need to find a mountain to meet at when the zombies come. Gotta be strapped with the AK's though if were tryin to survive
Nov 22 2009 2:36PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You ain't getting my help without some serious payment sort of thing. Seriously, I have taken SO much flak from you guys for owning guns that when the time comes that you need 'em I won't be easy to get.
Nov 22 2009 2:37PM
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double_D
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noob
Nov 22 2009 2:37PM
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*TURBONERD*
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noob
Nov 22 2009 2:57PM
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abc8tr8we98g
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when zombies invade im grabbing an axe and hitting up the local liquor store and making as many molotov cocktails...grabbing some warm clothes, my zero degree sleeping bag, a camping stove with plenty of fuel and driving to as high of an elevation as possible and camping out til all the zombies take over the world and eventually die...and ski the backcountry everyday of course
Nov 22 2009 3:00PM
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double_D
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but honestly the chads gap things  kinda played out
Nov 22 2009 3:49PM
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yojimbo
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i see only one problem with this. molotov cocktails wont stop a zombie. instead you'll just be dealing with flaming zombies and the stench of burning corpse. you gotta blow there heads off mang!
Nov 22 2009 3:54PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Cardio.
Nov 22 2009 3:54PM
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dergblerp
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rule number 1.

I'll probably bring woody harleson along with me.
Nov 22 2009 3:58PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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Nov 22 2009 4:01PM
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Cheezcake.
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don't forget to be careful around bathrooms.
Nov 22 2009 4:02PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
kill EVERYONE.
Nov 22 2009 4:15PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Here's the plan:

1. Stockpile mass quantities of sporks and volant skis.
2. Assemble all of NS at the bottom of Alta (trolls must be kept in cages)
3. Ascend to Chad's Gap and build one booter to rule them all
4. Wait
5. Unleash the trolls upon the hordes of zombies as a diversion
6. Fight off zombies using skis (McConkey style naturally)
7. ????
8. Profit
Nov 22 2009 4:15PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
We would need a central meeting point that all Newschoolers in North America could meet at. I vote that this meeting point be Detroit. This is a good meeting place as it is a very large city which means ample supplies and firearms. We can camp out in the Red Wings center and board up all unnecessary exits and entrances. We will effect zombie raids every afternoon at 1:37 or 13:37 because we run on Military time now that government has fallen. I will undergo the task of creating an Urban Assault Vehicle..which will most likely be a Honda Element or Mazda B2000. I will only be taking 125 people into this new eden based out of Detroit. You will have to fight to the death with the other 125,000 newschoolers to get in.
Nov 22 2009 4:33PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,677
well the worlds going to end in 2 years anyways, so why not just die now?
Nov 22 2009 4:35PM
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Contender
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 231
Enjoy the little things
Nov 22 2009 4:37PM
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nickyp
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We need Andy Parry to invent a new trick called the Zombie Killer. Then we all learn it, and save the world.
Nov 22 2009 4:41PM
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yuck
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this.

none of the zombies know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta, so we will be safe there. in our full tilts.

peeing in zombie butts.

Nov 22 2009 4:48PM
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Balto
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well are we dealing with fast or slow zombies? i ave a few diff plans

slow:head north! i live in the pnw so i plan to head right up the coast to southern alaska where i can live off the land in the forest, 100s of mills away from a city, and itll be to cold for slow zombies to survive, they will freeze!

fast:walmart! food, guns, very few entrances, no windows, concrete building, there is no breaking in there!
Nov 22 2009 4:52PM
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canterbury
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i concur
Nov 22 2009 4:58PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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we take over ,military then pwn noobs with eheath.
Nov 22 2009 5:02PM
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1337
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shotgun no blitz one of the places.
and the meeting place will be chads gap
Nov 22 2009 5:07PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Wow this is really easy,


MOVE AS FAR NORTH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we still get to ski, and the zombies freeze solid

(I'm talking about legit just brain dead LIVING zombies, not the mythical kind that cant be killed)
Nov 22 2009 6:54PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Grab your spork and board the NS Alien spaceship.
Nov 22 2009 7:27PM
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nightscraper
Posts: 198 - Karma: 9
C.A.V.E.

Cover
       wait for the initial assault to end
Arsenal
        stockpile weapons
Vehicle
        locate a good strong vehicle
Escape
        escape up north
Nov 22 2009 7:37PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
Surely a combination of overwhelming firepower, blunt/sharp (preference), and fast motorized vehicles would be involved.
Nov 22 2009 7:37PM
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Allegrath.
Posts: 250 - Karma: 30
Get as much supplies as possible/ a crap load of fuel.  Put the fuel in a boat (and by boat I mean a BOAT) and take all of the supplies to an Island off of Greenland.  Then, set up camp there and wait it out.
Nov 22 2009 9:02PM
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finder_of_gnomes
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
we need a new thread for "what happens when/ if the world ends?"
Nov 22 2009 9:15PM
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Malcolm
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im going to the museum to get one of those armoured knight suits so they cant bite me
Nov 22 2009 9:18PM
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[Dawn
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To survive a zombie attack we need some sort of ridiculous plan that involves using Skiierman as a shield and having eheath followcam the whole thing.
Nov 22 2009 9:35PM
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Big5hifty
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followed by the double tap
Nov 22 2009 9:51PM
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J-Wallz
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hahah win on the fast zombies
Nov 22 2009 10:08PM
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Peach.
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I have a killer van you see...
Nov 22 2009 10:51PM
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gmack24
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I'm a zombie and have infiltrated your disaster plan. Now you'll know exactly what NOT to expect. Stupid humans!
Nov 22 2009 10:57PM
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SteezyOhio
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bulshit
Nov 22 2009 11:46PM
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I hear you dude. Zombie invasion is why i love the second amendment. The right to bear arms or the right to arm bears.

[IMG]dotcult.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg[/IMG]

Nov 22 2009 11:52PM
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dammit try again

http://www.dotcult.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg

Nov 22 2009 11:52PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
alright i give up
Nov 22 2009 11:53PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
we just need to get 5043546937f4390587b90 pairs of head mad trix so we can chop off zombie heads with them
Nov 22 2009 11:57PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
I posted it in another thread, and I'll post it again. Ever since I saw my first zombie movie, I've slowly been building a stronghold on a remote mountain peak in Alaska. I've been asking for firearms lessons and canned goods since i was six years old. Come if you want, I've got fucking room to spare.
Nov 23 2009 12:04AM
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soulskier
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only to have you head blown off by me,
Nov 23 2009 12:22AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
rendezvous point at the tiny island under Michipicoten Island
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bring supplies, including guns, food, drugs and booze, and considering this is NS we are talking about, a box full of fleshlights cause you know there will be a solid 1 to 100 ratio of females
Nov 23 2009 12:26AM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

rule 1. cardio

rule 2. dobble tap

rule 3. avoid bathrooms

rule 4. seatbelts

Nov 23 2009 12:43AM
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