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Newschoolers Zombie Disaster Plan.

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Peach.
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When zombies invade the earth we need a plan.
Nov 22 2009 2:22PM
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gnarles.
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grab your baseball bat and go kill some zombies
Nov 23 2009 12:49AM
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Mr.Panda
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Is this a shot at the Left For Dead 2 preorder bonus?
Nov 23 2009 12:54AM
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gnarles.
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na
Nov 23 2009 12:58AM
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rudager
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Well for your plan, each individual needs to make up a plan.

Mine goes as shown, for what I know, I live out of town, so I will use my resources well. On my acreage, I have forest, so set up boobie traps. Also, incase of disaster, I take my 88 4Runner, stocked with food, clothing, fuel, and my weapons of choice: 2x Mauls (half axe, half sledgehammer), 1x Machete, 2x Hatchets, 2x Axes, 1x Propane fueled flamethrower and a makeshift cowcatcher that I will attach to the 4Runner. After I leave the once safe haven, I will scavenge for balistics, surviors and food.

Happy Hunting
Nov 23 2009 2:16AM
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omIV
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two Uzis, 40,000 rounds, and a machete to fight my way to that island on lake superior.  i wont be bringing any damn fleshlights though...ill be repopulating humanity thanks very much
Nov 23 2009 2:26AM
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Shreddysaurus
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I think that we should all be required to play left 4 dead 1 or 2 at least 1 hour/campaign a day until you can head shot a witch from a mile away.
Nov 23 2009 2:37AM
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Bright_Nation
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pure genius.
Nov 23 2009 2:55AM
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flip29
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10/10
Nov 23 2009 9:50AM
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apcaipse
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I was thinking more you could just ban them? And so could the rest of the mods.
Nov 23 2009 10:02AM
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Peach.
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Haha.
Nov 23 2009 10:38AM
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PagesHouse
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Oh my god this thread makes me so happy.
Nov 23 2009 11:04AM
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WikiWiki
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as long as he is alive- zombies will die
Nov 23 2009 11:10AM
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WikiWiki
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oh and your spork- dont forget that

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Nov 23 2009 11:12AM
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Peach.
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That is so epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 23 2009 11:25AM
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Uah
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In the event that there is a zomby outbreak Everyone needs to steal their moms makeup and do the bill murray.

and WHAMMY this thread is now rendered useless

Nov 23 2009 12:30PM
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yourthemannowdog
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and the fat, sorry eheath you gotta go.

McCain can helps us with zombies

got to 3:06
Nov 23 2009 12:43PM
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omIV
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we could all learn from this man. we need to lay out perimeter claymores and dig gun emplacements. chad's will suffice for high ground.
Nov 23 2009 1:00PM
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yourthemannowdog
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you got it man
Nov 23 2009 1:01PM
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Joshua.
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Just make each zombie a NS account.... that'll occupy them until they find this thread
Nov 23 2009 1:04PM
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General_Ripper
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We can hold them off by feeding them noobs and then we don't have to ban them
Nov 23 2009 1:31PM
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Elden-JR
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we will just make a giant wall like the great wall of china around wisconsin and we will ski while the zombies roam around getting kilt by the people who dont ski
Nov 23 2009 2:06PM
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rudager
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My friend says Kilt too, pisses me off
Nov 23 2009 2:09PM
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Elden-JR
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how about i say kill will that make u happy

Nov 23 2009 2:10PM
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rudager
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It's not making me mad. I'm just wondering why.

As long as people get the job done
Nov 23 2009 2:20PM
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babujib
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a noob calling a noob calling a noob, how ironic.
Nov 23 2009 2:23PM
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Peach.
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After playing modern warfare 2 for 6+ hours last night I have decided that  I need a strikeer when the zombies come.

Hell or high water I'm getting that damn striker.

Nov 23 2009 2:58PM
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KramerC
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This gets my vote
Nov 23 2009 3:05PM
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-fungus-
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...word
Nov 23 2009 3:37PM
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Peach.
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I'm telling you the only thing molotov cocktails are going to do is not only have no effect on a zombie, you're now going to be dealing with a mad, hungry, dead, flaming, zombie.

Bad idea.

Nov 23 2009 5:13PM
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*Get_ill*
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if we can somehow get every skier to afterbang simultanisly the steez shock will emidiatlly rip those zombies apart within range the rest wont come near the skiing community for a while we all know zombies cant stand the smell of a totally sicky gnar afterbang
Nov 23 2009 5:29PM
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Crack.
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yes please
Nov 23 2009 6:05PM
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Step1 Find a tank like car (probably a  wagoneer)

Step 2 Load with anything that can be used as a weapon..... including sporks

Step 3 Find survivors

Step 4 Drive around in search of SEA KING\

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Nov 23 2009 8:01PM
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skiblandford
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word the only problem with zombies is that we are always out numbered look at any decent zombie movie and the humans are out numbered.  the key to serviving is locking your self in a zombie safe metal box that has an air purifier a TV an Xbox and a Computer and enough roman noodles to last a life time. an armory full of weapons and ammo.  Thats what i have in my basment what about you guys
Nov 23 2009 8:07PM
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killabees
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weak joke
Nov 23 2009 8:19PM
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washbaugh
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best post ever
Nov 23 2009 8:27PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Well I dunno about you, but ill be bringing every gun in my household which is about 50 of them and I will go stake out in the battle zone of Area 51 at Keystone. The variety of my weapons is pretty significant, any/every type of shoot gun, .22s, a ton of hunting rifles, handguns, three AR-17s, One German .308 assault rilfe, and lastly the fucking .50 cal.(yes NS my dad owns a 45pound .50cal rifle...ITS HUGE
Nov 23 2009 9:02PM
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Peach.
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I can haz striker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nov 23 2009 11:13PM
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B-VUR
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Fuck bitches and get money
Nov 23 2009 11:54PM
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Peach.
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When the zombies come everything will be free for the taking anyways money would be of no use.
Nov 24 2009 9:16AM
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*Fujative*
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yeah for Michigan.

Seriously though, we only need sporks. Remember the alien we had back in like 2006ish?
Nov 24 2009 9:48AM
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Noss.
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ZOMG k-rob changed his nameeeee
Nov 24 2009 9:53AM
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Peach.
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You can now be bitch slapped for calling mr. k-rob   just k-rob.

Fuck.

Nov 24 2009 11:22AM
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Gstrong
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i just got left 4 dead 2 so i know how to kill them
Nov 24 2009 11:29AM
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PagesHouse
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I have extensive knowledge of foraging for wild edibles, hunting, and fishing in New England... Would anyone like to join me in the NEK of Vermont when said apocalypse happens?
Nov 24 2009 2:33PM
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AgentOrange11
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Nov 24 2009 2:36PM
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gyarados
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i would go down to  ellicotville from buffalo along the way stop at the walmart in springville and load up on food/weapons/water then chill in my house and ski backcountry all day
Nov 24 2009 4:33PM
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Peach.
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You would have to turn your house into a bunker. Just saying.
Nov 25 2009 7:25PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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most logical reason to never get another vaccination in your life is one of them is bound to turn people into zombies did you ever think of that part of the plan you guys will be all stocked up with guns and canned food and shit ready to fight the zombies and then bam! your gunna become a zombie cuz of that flu shot you got 2 months ago! and ill just be chillin a fearless survivor fighting the zombie plague and looting across the world
Nov 25 2009 7:48PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i just realized the second fucked up motion this girl does is kind of zombie like it could be a sign around like 11 seconds


Nov 25 2009 7:51PM
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ImNotARacist
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Just because there is a zombie apocalypse upon us.
May 19 2011 11:12PM
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