soul crew's premiere of this years movie "hello." is this friday in spokane wa.
one of the many sponsors of the premiere is monster energy. they sent a banner, bracelets, lanyards, cups, 10 cases and monster energy condoms... thanks monster...
hahah I got some monster condoms at ski show at my school two years ago. Just a little tip, besides saying MONSTER on the wrapper, the condom itself is pretty small. They are fun little novelty items though. Plus, free swag and drinks are always sick.
Do you have any idea what would happen to paper if you put it in a furnace? you would RUIN it!
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
i was selected to be one of the monster student ambassadors at my university; i just received my first shipment: 2 crates of 24 monster cans: a lot of monster cups: monster tattoos and some monster stickers !
so stoked!!! monster is the best !
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story. -Barney Stinson