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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
what would you call a virgin on a water bed?
a cherry float
Aug 14 2009 12:47AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
ahahaha why dont you tell her shes a whore
Aug 14 2009 4:14AM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
nothins goin in thats for sure haha
Aug 14 2009 6:54AM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10

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Aug 14 2009 8:16AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
haha just did it resulting in punking the fuck out of my ex girlfriend which is always fun
Aug 14 2009 3:31PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
you failed me ns... haha

Jared
hey can i ask you a serious question

4:36pmAlex
ya. . .

4:37pmJared
wen r u gonna let me tap dat?

4:37pmAlex
never fucker

u gotta lot of fucking nerve asking me that fuck face
Aug 14 2009 6:42PM
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DavidHonda.
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lawlz
Aug 14 2009 6:56PM
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richards
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girl goot pissed

Aug 14 2009 8:56PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH
Aug 14 2009 11:09PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
Me and Big_Spence doing it soon. We'll update. If the member Big_Spence doesn't post you know he pussied out.
Aug 14 2009 11:27PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
not HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH




haha
Aug 15 2009 12:03AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Me: Hey how you going?
Her: Pretty good. u?
Me: Yea good.
Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: You want to ask if you can tap dat?
Me: Yea how'd you know?
Her: You just asked the girl beside me that 5 minutes ago.
Me: Shit.
Me: Well?
Her: No ok.
Aug 15 2009 12:15AM
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wisconsinsteeze
Posts: 1170 - Karma: 749
haha that was a good one, ill make sure i do this tomorrow, ill post it up.
Aug 15 2009 12:46AM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
Nathan says:
 Hey
Haley,,   says:
 ayee
Nathan says:
 Can I ask you a question
Haley,,   says:
 sure
Nathan says:
 If the hulk and Godzilla faced off in a cage match, who would win
 Well
Haley,,   says:
 hmm tough one
 Godzilla is bigger
 but the hulk is a beast
 im gunna say hulk
Nathan says:
 Can I ask you another question
Haley,,   says:
 sure
Nathan says:
 When are you going to let me tap dat
Haley,,   says:
 HAHAHA 
Nathan says:
 This is a serious question
Haley,,   says:
 haha for you
 anytime 
 
Nathan says:
 Be there in 20 
Haley,,   says:
 lol alright baby

Aug 17 2009 2:02AM
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iFail
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 65

haha i got a funny one.  her=sarah

me-hello sarah
her-heyy sam whats up? and werev you been lately?
me-not much, done working for the summer.  Hey I got a question
her-im sure it has little meaning
me-wrong- can I tap dat?
her-way to ask in a gay way...and I'm not like that
me-you were like that in April
her-but...well that was different circumstance
me-I had met you 20 minutes earlier and all you new about me was I hadn't been at school in months since I was suspended and that we had-  (second half of text)- one of the same friends..
her-but you didn't talk in a faggy tap dat way
me-was that my problem now?
her-yes it is.  saying tap dat makes you sound like a fag 11 year old.
me-well that blows.  do you also blow?
her-mabeyy.  we will talk about that later.  good bye for now I am leaving my phone to charge.
me-peace
her-bye tap dat
me-how not funny or creative
her-I thought is was sort of funny in an annoying way
me-you were wrong.
her-oh. now i know. talk to you tomorrow, and are you going to dyllans party?
me-if it's near where he used to live
her-he is a whore so probably not.  bye

ns, you failed me... now what to do...

Aug 17 2009 2:59AM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
Say you were drunk?
Aug 17 2009 3:04AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
no, you failed yourself on that one. you should have just let it be
Aug 17 2009 5:01AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i laughed so hard at this
Aug 17 2009 5:18AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
haha yours was great!
Aug 17 2009 9:08AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
haha i think they have to know who you are..
Aug 17 2009 9:15AM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
me- yo bid
her-yo son
me-wudaaauppp
her-nothing just listening to music hbu
me-flossin n rollin
her- y r u flossing? and i thought u quit
me- .........i could never quit such an amazing thing...can i ask u something
her- shure
me- when u gonna let me come over an tap dat
her- umm well scotts over now, maybe tmrw or at james' party?
me- ditch scott and come over
her- kk ill be there in 20
me- flossin
Aug 17 2009 9:22AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
hahahaha
Aug 17 2009 10:13AM
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kylemiller
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
kyle

hello

10:46amHolly

hey there

10:46amkyle

whats up?

10:47amHolly

getting attacked again

wbu?

10:47amkyle

nothing

can i ask youa question

10:47amHolly

yes you can

what is it

10:48amkyle

can i tap that?

10:48amHolly

excuse me?

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Aug 17 2009 10:52AM
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70794Willow
Posts: 334 - Karma: 38
ha. peter should text audrey.
Aug 17 2009 11:43AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209

10:45:37 PM aimeeeeeee: yo dan

10:45:47 PM danpittsrules: yo aimee

10:45:54 PM aimeeeeeee: question for you

10:45:59 PM danpittsrules: answer

10:46:05 PM aimeeeeeee: can i tap dat?

10:46:12 PM danpittsrules: dangit

10:46:14 PM danpittsrules: u beat me to it

10:46:21 PM aimeeeeeee: bwahaha.

10:46:24 PM aimeeeeeee: so is that a yes?

10:46:28 PM danpittsrules: y

10:46:29 PM danpittsrules: a

10:46:43 PM aimeeeeeee: w00t.

10:46:48 PM danpittsrules: k lets do it

10:46:53 PM danpittsrules: i put my robe and wizard hat on

10:47:07 PM aimeeeeeee: ooh hawt

10:47:23 PM danpittsrules: ya

10:48:23 PM danpittsrules: so rly

10:48:26 PM danpittsrules: ive been thinking

10:48:29 PM danpittsrules: i got a question

10:48:37 PM aimeeeeeee: yes danYull.

10:48:51 PM danpittsrules: well ive just been thinking arbys

10:48:53 PM danpittsrules: frankly

10:48:57 PM aimeeeeeee: oh nice.

10:49:02 PM danpittsrules: can i tap dat and then get arbys

10:49:03 PM aimeeeeeee: roastbeef buger?

10:49:05 PM danpittsrules: ya

10:49:11 PM aimeeeeeee: then yes you can

10:49:22 PM danpittsrules: wewt

10:52:35 PM danpittsrules: so

10:52:38 PM danpittsrules: 123456789

10:53:14 PM aimeeeeeee: TEN!

10:53:20 PM danpittsrules: NICE

10:53:22 PM danpittsrules: HIGH FEIV

Aug 17 2009 11:52AM
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iFail
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 65
nah she won't actually care at all
Aug 17 2009 12:51PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483

me: hey

her: heyy what's up?

me: nothing can i ask you a question?

her: yes what is it?

me: when can i tap dat?

her: excuse me?

me: im serious girl

her: wow ian. your cool...

faillll

Aug 17 2009 1:04PM
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iLoveLamp
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
me-hey so can i tap dat

her-is this still ryan

me-what? no really here

her-??

me-im super cereal

her-when you say super cereal i know yr not

me-for cereal

her-hmmmmmm.....gonna say no

me-ho

her-what? i said no

me-blow me

her-haha

me-so ill see you at school monday!!! :)
Aug 17 2009 4:15PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
hahahahahaha lmao hate when that happens
Aug 17 2009 5:29PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Someone do it as a forward, to ALL their contacts, wait for everyone to respond (A few hours) and then forward another, more general response
Aug 17 2009 5:31PM
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andy_boy
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HAHAHHAHA
Aug 17 2009 7:23PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat

Conner: When is stillakilla gonna let me tap dat
Aug 17 2009 9:39PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812

I tried it with my girlfriend but we always talk in french so it failed in a none funny way

this is the conversation with MO-gan

me: Hey can I ask you something?
MO-gan: sure

me: When can I tap dat?

MO-gan: hahaha when you come to indiana!

me: sweet! buy me a plane ticket?

MO-gan: Ha im not paying!

me: alright.. well your missing out on some fine quebec ass!

MO-gan: no sir you are missing out on some very fine american ass

me: by fine do you mean big because the ones I know are like that

MO-gan: haha well mine is just good!

me: but is it worth a plane ride to indiana?

MO-gan: hell yeah!

me: oh well..

Aug 17 2009 9:40PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
this
Aug 17 2009 9:45PM
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Hansel.
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You should come to indiana
Aug 17 2009 9:56PM
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MatRich
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nah iv got a girlfriend who I love very much right here. I wouldnt mind going to ski there however!

Aug 17 2009 10:01PM
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SushiMan
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hahaha this is hilarious but i dont believe half the stories!!!! haha or i must have really prude friends that are girls!!!!
might have to give it a try but im scared ha

Aug 17 2009 10:02PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
well thats what i ment, for some quality mid west skiing
Aug 17 2009 10:02PM
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epoxiedtip
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Kyle

hey courtt

9:52pmKyle

whats up

9:52pmCourtney

hey not much tired

9:52pmKyle

nice same

9:53pmCourtney

how are you?

9:54pmKyle

good you?

can i ask you a sirious question ?

9:55pmCourtney

finee! and sure

9:55pmKyle

can i tap dat?

9:55pmCourtney

sure why not

9:55pmKyle

ighttttt

when yuo want to hang out?

Aug 17 2009 10:04PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
If i did this to my x it would break her heart. lol
Aug 17 2009 11:24PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
Group Chat on my Blackberry:


Me: Good, but can I ask you a serious question?
Alissa: What's that?
Lincoln: Sup?
Alissa: Nm. Just got home from work.. Wbu, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Hanging at the beach good times
Alissa: Cool
Lincoln: Ya not so bad
Alissa: Me, what's your serious question??
Lincoln: Ya, what is it
Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Lincoln: Lol
Alissa: Hmm
Alissa: Why are we in a group chat?
Lincoln: ahaha
Lincoln: Still laughing about that question lol
Me: No but seriously
Alissa: I'd let u tap it anytime... But still, why are we in a group chat??
Alissa: Haha
Lincoln: Yes?
Me: So tonight?
Alissa: Fuck yeah
Alissa: What time?
Me: 830 your parents bed room
Alissa: Ok
Alissa: :)
Lincoln: :D
Aug 18 2009 12:31AM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
this made my day since i got to watch it happen on my blackberry,
Aug 18 2009 12:41AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
did it

she said no

so i said i love you

and she said i love you like a brother

so i asked if i could bro tap her

no reply.....



BUAHAHAHA
Aug 19 2009 12:25AM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
tried it, failed. oh well, she was hot and i was just gonna call her a slut if she said yes anyways...good fun
Aug 19 2009 12:28AM
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Totes_Magotes
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Me: Hey

Her: Heyyyy

Me: Can i ask you a very serious question?

Her: Sure

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Wooowwwww

Me: Well in that case, disregard what i just said

Her : Uhh, no?

Me: see ya

Her : ?

Me : peace

Her : ??

Me : see ya

Her : Fucker

Aug 19 2009 12:45AM
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ManOnTheMoon
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me:can i tap that?

her:Maybe later...im tired

me:so ill be in your parents room around 8

her: k

me:Should i bring the rubbers?

her:doesnt matter

me: Birthcontrol or do you wanna have a baby cause im not sure im ready to be a dad

her:then the deals off

me:AH FUCK...well, can i just pull out?

her:No

me:fuck i guess were having a kid

Aug 19 2009 12:55AM
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8ONE657
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fuck yeah!
Aug 19 2009 7:49AM
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.Roockley.
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hahaha
Aug 19 2009 9:11AM
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beardstatus
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unhhh cooney
Aug 19 2009 9:17AM
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