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Best/worst comment yelled at you from chair

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sneaky_pete
Posts: 543 - Karma: 47

i know this happens all the time. when someone from the chair gets stoked about your skiing, and yells something positive. or when you eat it, and get made fun while struggling to retrieve your belongings scattered about the hill.  

the other day i gapped the flat part of a 40ft kink, and heard somebody yell "you sick bastered" while i was riding away from the rail switch to the jump down the hill. i felt like a sick bastered. 

lets hear some of yours

Mar 9 2009 9:39PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
well a few weeks ago i did a switch one off a little drop jump at my mountain and this old gaper dude yelled out WOW THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE haha i am one of 5 skiers that go to my mountain regularly so nobody knows about skiing
Mar 9 2009 9:43PM
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borskee
Posts: 796 - Karma: 127
i like to yell FAIL when ppl fall
caught this habit from my friend
Mar 9 2009 9:45PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
i was about to drop a cliff near the chair and some lady said " o dear that boys going to kill himself"... i felt mega gnar
Mar 9 2009 9:45PM
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JArens
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 6,854
once a kid yelled "YOU SUCK" at me from the chair lift....it ruined my day
Mar 9 2009 9:47PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,449
haha the best is when someone eats shit you say

"you lost something"

then the gaper looks around for a while

"no its further up"

they hike up a little"what did i lose?"

"your balance!"

hahahahahaha i love it
Mar 9 2009 9:47PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253

when I was like 12 I yelled YARD SALE to some guy and he was like, wait till you get off the lift I am going to rip your fucking prepubescent balls off, and I sat at the top for an hour

Mar 9 2009 9:49PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7708 - Karma: 21,051
You rock dude! -some little kid after I did a mute off a tiny hip under the lift at my mountain last year. Also last year, tried to do a 3, went huge and landed sort of sideways, eating shit, someone on the lift yells "YEAH YOU ALMOST GOT IT!!!"
Mar 9 2009 9:49PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
I was coming out of a glade one time and i did a 180 out off a little bump and i was skiing switch down to the lift then this old guy starts getting closer and closer to me and puts me right up against a fence. So i decide I should either stop or revert so i start to spin around and hes right next to me, while there's 500 ft of room anywhere else, he hits me when I switch around, I fall, he keeps going, a bunch of people start saying how that was very rude of me, "how could I hit and ild guy like that", and "thats why I hate those twin tippers" was all I heard for the next hour. it was b.s
Mar 9 2009 9:51PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
hey julian you can suck a fat dick

thats my name!
Mar 9 2009 9:53PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
hahahaha im still laughing from that
Mar 9 2009 9:54PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
MERBSKI!


Mar 9 2009 9:55PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
HOLY SHIT is always fun to hear from the chair.

WHAT A TOOL is never fun to hear ahah
Mar 9 2009 9:56PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
One time i was sittin at the top of th park waitin for somebody and some boarder from the chair yells "SKIER, HEY SKIER DO THE RAIL"

So i respond "DO I KNOW YOU"

Him "I DONT THINK SO"

me "THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP' 


Mar 9 2009 9:58PM
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tbayjibber
Posts: 326 - Karma: 62
Me and my buddies yell "DO A FLIP!" to everyone who thinks they're awesome under the chair
Mar 9 2009 9:58PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
"NICE DICK!"
Mar 9 2009 10:01PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
a girl yellled at me, want some gum? the main ingredients is me! but that was when i was like 7 and thought girls were icky
Mar 9 2009 10:03PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,601
ive gotten "HEY GET SOME CLOTHES THAT FIT!" which were responded too me describing how brutally i was going to ram my pole up their ass

and ive gotten props on losing my balance on this trap box and sliding the whole thing on my side and recovering at the end.
Mar 9 2009 10:06PM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
Kid: " Can you do a backflip?"

Me: "Yeah"

Kid: " O my god your really good, do you free skis and stuff?"

Me: "No"

Kid: " O then you suck, BYE!!"

Kid was 11 or 12.
Mar 9 2009 10:09PM
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RoadRash_Skier
Posts: 457 - Karma: 44

the best onee is:
me: HEY YOU LOST SOMETHING!!

gaper(who just stoped): what?

me: YOUR SPEED!!!!

Mar 9 2009 10:09PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
someone from the lift yelled to me "holy shit, was that jesus shredding? he was just so god damn steezzzyyyy"
Mar 9 2009 10:12PM
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Gretchen.
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 87
RRRRRRRIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mar 9 2009 10:36PM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
So i was ridin switch down a lift and some guy yells:
"You are goin the wrong way!"
Mar 9 2009 10:46PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
While I was skiing i heard "If you're from massachusetts you suck!"
my dumbass friend responded with "You're just jealous cause you're not rich!"


Whenever a gaper falls i ski up next to them and say "hey man, oh my goodness are you ok?!?!? That looks like it really hurt! Should i call ski patrol???"

something along those lines
Mar 9 2009 10:51PM
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eheath
Posts: 61261 - Karma: 120,331
I always like dropping an "oh shiit!" after someone stomps something dope. I also yell at my friends and say they suck.
Mar 9 2009 10:51PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
i like to yell "theres no such thing as Santa Clause" to gaper families
Mar 9 2009 10:52PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
whenever i backflip cougars go nuts
Mar 9 2009 10:58PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 11,723

Sometimes when I do this gnarly double stager thats under the lift i hear "holy shit" or "sick". I can't think of any funny ones but there definately have been some.

Mar 9 2009 11:00PM
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HAWTCOOKIEZZZ
Posts: 44 - Karma: 13
one time a snowboarder was tallking shit to us and everbody was pissed off
so i go hit the jump and wait for my homies at the bottom
next thing i know the snowboarder goes off the jump and upon landing his pants fall down and he was wearing assless chaps. not a joke hahahahah that shut him up forever

Mar 9 2009 11:03PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
Whenever I see anyone with tele bindings I yell
 "Hey! your bindings are broken!"

Some people get it and others are just like... "What?"
Mar 9 2009 11:05PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
one time someone yelled "faggot" from the lift and i started to cry
Mar 10 2009 11:20AM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
"WHY ARE YOUR SKI TIPS SQUARE???!!!"
Mar 10 2009 11:24AM
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hedgehog
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 167
stunning, escapist gold. i love it.
Mar 10 2009 11:28AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
HAHA.... pure gold
Mar 10 2009 11:34AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,009
well, people don't really yell too much at me from the chair... my hill has a large group of friends out of a small group of skiers... so normally they're either cheering me on, or I'll stop and make plans with them...


...as for myself, I yell "DO A BACKFLIP!" to anyone and everyone as they go under or near the chair.
Mar 10 2009 11:38AM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
holy shit is always nice to hear haha or the classic WOAH look at his backflip when i do a flat 5 meh.
Mar 10 2009 11:40AM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
haha, I just got some comi's and I cant wait till I get comments like this.
Mar 10 2009 11:40AM
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sk-nnn
Posts: 75 - Karma: 943

I was on a rail and i hear some gaper say  THAT WAS EXTREME!

Mar 10 2009 11:44AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
We got this one on video, one of my friends sacks himself on a rail right under the chair and we hear this Australian guy yell "NO KIDS FO YOU!" . It was hilarious.
Mar 10 2009 11:50AM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
the funniest one i got was "FUCKING ENGLISH". we live in a border town and i ski in canada.
Mar 10 2009 11:52AM
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keithskibum
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
Someone was yelling barrel roll to me just to be funny.
Mar 10 2009 12:00PM
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mklammer
Posts: 388 - Karma: 610
last spring on the glaicier i stuck my first kangaroo flip and everyone on the lift and around the kicker (30 peoples or more) was yelling and gratulates me! i was soooo stocked ;D
Mar 10 2009 12:08PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

some kid shouted you suck and hits his skis together hoping snow would fall on me. i just said ha! you missed asshole!

Mar 10 2009 12:13PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
i like to yell WWWWHHAT!?!?!
or MIKE JONES!
i also always congratulate little kids who was trying to slide boxes.  i wish i could have been doing that when i was their age...
Mar 10 2009 12:34PM
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VERN
Posts: 215 - Karma: 171
i often hear.

VEEERRRNNNN
Mar 10 2009 12:35PM
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TRSkier415
Posts: 137 - Karma: 71
I was in Telluride this past december and there was this really little backflip kicker right on the side of the run, so I hucked a backie on my way down to the park and, as I land, I hear from the lift: "OOOOO, YOU ARE THE MAN! FUCKING G! YOU GET SO MUCH PUSSY! YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING PUSSY FOR DINNER AND DESSERT TONIGHT! FUCK YA!"

...and that's what gapers think about backflips
Mar 10 2009 12:49PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26
you suck
Mar 10 2009 12:57PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
im gonna guess that that was an nser just messin around
Mar 10 2009 1:05PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
at sunday river the lift goes straight over the park and i hear alot of people say shit but i don't really ever know what they're saying..i think they like it tho
Mar 10 2009 1:09PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
"Nice pizza slice faggot." .... my friend yelled this at a gape under the lift
Mar 10 2009 1:16PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha when i was in like 8th grade i was a pretty good rider but i was like 5 feet tall probably so everyone thought i was like 10 and id get cheered on a lot.

also though, there was this one like big ass mogul thing under the chair and id always try to pop sw 3s and 5s off it, but a lot of the time id fuck up and eat shit and people would give me shit.
Mar 10 2009 1:17PM
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