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Best/worst comment yelled at you from chair

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sneaky_pete
Posts: 543 - Karma: 47

i know this happens all the time. when someone from the chair gets stoked about your skiing, and yells something positive. or when you eat it, and get made fun while struggling to retrieve your belongings scattered about the hill.  

the other day i gapped the flat part of a 40ft kink, and heard somebody yell "you sick bastered" while i was riding away from the rail switch to the jump down the hill. i felt like a sick bastered. 

lets hear some of yours

Mar 9 2009 9:39PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
has anyone ever done the marco polo game???
Mar 10 2009 1:24PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
one day we were goofing off on this run under the lift that sucks ass, but we were bored. some dude in a full face yells "nice fucking line choice you morons". my buddy screams back, SICK MOTOCROSS HELMET DUMBASS!!!! he shut up and turned around
Mar 10 2009 1:51PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
When I see someone fall i yell "I know first aid, may i touch your body"
Mar 10 2009 1:51PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
rode switch to the lift line, when i stopped a lady slapped me and said i was out of control
Mar 10 2009 1:56PM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28

Wow... I wouldn't know what to do with that.

Mar 10 2009 2:26PM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
I ride bibby's on the east coast almost every day and i get "wheres your boat?" "nice water skis" "forget the tow rope?" and shit like that all the time
Mar 10 2009 2:34PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
i got this one from my buddy from back home but i pull it out once in a while cuz it is pretty funny.
sitting on the lift and a girl skis under you.
"MAN WHORE"
gets a pretty confused reaction.
Mar 10 2009 2:42PM
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Gr33nThumb
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
Your shoes are untied
Mar 10 2009 2:43PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
Im in jackson hole right now and yesterday someone on the lift asked me where my poles, I didnt have any good comebacks though, I just dont care to use them anymore, I enjoy a good ooo damn when someone stomps somthing big.
Mar 10 2009 4:33PM
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s.bishop
Posts: 665 - Karma: 26
i grab a mute under the lift, and an instructor says, "skiing would be easier for you if you keep your skiis straight."
 
on an crap day i was skiing switch for practice most the day, i hear a little kid, "Mom Mom, look, its the cool skier that goes down the hill backwards !!" they saw me again during lunch, made my day.

i hear ,"DO A SPREAD EAGLE" all the time too

Mar 10 2009 5:00PM
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SUPREMExDIPSET
Posts: 310 - Karma: 12
haha this is so good, old bitches must love you
Mar 10 2009 5:07PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
travis heed (claim) once yelled "youre a faggot, faggot" at me from the lift. i lol'ed.
Mar 10 2009 5:17PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
i always yell kati ( or some girls name) and ask if they can wait up for me so i can get there #s ... usally fails or i get to the girl and she looks like an idiot so i keep goin
Mar 10 2009 7:12PM
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kiwisdontbounce
Posts: 663 - Karma: 12
I was skiing at killington and some dick in a solomon g-suit called me out after i did a 180 off a little side jump on a trail.  I then saw him on the park and he couldnt even do a safety grab, i just skied past him switch and did a switch 5 off the next kicker.  shut his ass up real fast.

and then there is the occasional snowboarder who thinks hes the shit and calls me gay because i ski.
Mar 10 2009 7:25PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,677
some old guy yelled that im skiing the wrong way
Mar 10 2009 7:28PM
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kbuzz45
Posts: 192 - Karma: 62

that shit pisses me off so badd. fuckin dumbass newbs.

anyway the first time i tried to hit an S box i kept falling after the first turn and these same kids on the lift kept going by as i hit it. They kept saying "AWWW" every time i fell and when i finally got it i went switch out wicked smooth and they're jjust like "YESSS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I didn't know how i should react to that? haha

Mar 10 2009 7:31PM
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Bong_Master
Posts: 975 - Karma: 177
yhea i have a g suit with a red a red hat and thes same kids call me sonwcone all the time and so does the mom
Mar 10 2009 7:39PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265

last weekend me and two of my friends are standing at the top waiting to drop a jump and some gaper kid comes up next to us and says

Kid: you guys look so cool you look dope

Us: we just look at him

Kid: dont worry dope is a good thing

Mar 10 2009 7:39PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
heh this makes me want to buy them
i live in montreal
Mar 10 2009 7:41PM
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Wilcox_
Posts: 240 - Karma: 159
About to hit a clff drop and i hear " Yo bro theres a cliff stop!" the i hit it and look back up at him and he yells " Atta Boy". Also kids at my mountain yell at me " omg are you sponsored!?"whenever i got to hit something because they say i try to hard...dicks.
Mar 10 2009 7:42PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
so Vinz Kellar, he's 14, and the funniest swiss-ginger you've ever met.
me and him and a posse hiking some box under the lift.
racer children(8yr old?): Do a Backflip!
Vinz:I'll throw a backflip right on your mom's cock!
my sides=split
Mar 10 2009 7:45PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19

Haha... earlier in the season at Stratton they guy infront of me on the chairlift yelled at some kid who fell..."Hey! You dropped your pocket!"  lol i've never seen anyone look so confused.

And some guy yelled to my friends dad "Woah put a hat on!"  haha... he's bald.

Mar 10 2009 7:51PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
ARE YOU OK????..........
Mar 10 2009 7:52PM
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HAWTCOOKIEZZZ
Posts: 44 - Karma: 13
ya or when a dude says HEY GOOD LOOKIN that ruins a run
Mar 10 2009 8:53PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
riding up the park lift at keystone, my friend and i saw a tiny kid hit a wallride (it was fairly big) and ride away and my friend yells "YEAAAH LIL NIGGAAA". then i turn to look ahead and see a black guy sitting on the chair in front of us. needless to say we took a long lap after that one
Mar 10 2009 8:53PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
haha this one time we were about to drop about a 15 foot cliff but it had a lip that we built on it so we could lincoln or flat spin it. right as we were about to drop some dude yells "that things fuckin huge, there's no way i'd go near it" so naturally i yelled back "thats what she said" normally im not a big thats what she said man, but it was worth it, and i could hear the guy laughing from the chair.
Mar 10 2009 8:56PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Ya it pissed me off real bad
Mar 10 2009 8:57PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
i was riding and heard "ill give you a blowjob for a cheeseburger"
Mar 10 2009 8:58PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11

best was probably like just a cheer or something

comments from the lift are always fun

Mar 10 2009 9:03PM
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HAWTCOOKIEZZZ
Posts: 44 - Karma: 13
ahhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
Mar 10 2009 9:05PM
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scott23~
Posts: 507 - Karma: 14
this instructor at sugarloaf: "HEY YOU STOP SKIING BACKWARDS YOUR ENTERING A ZONE"

me: "what"

the funny thing is it was a black diamond
Mar 10 2009 9:05PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
scrub: "tight pants are gay"
me: "what the fucks ur deal"
scrub: "i dont know"
me: "how old r u?"
scrub: "28"
me: "bye now"
Mar 10 2009 9:06PM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340

Heres a couple

A gaper yells" hhhheyy look at that double tipper rip, YYaaaaaaHHHoooooo!"

"show me your titys "

"BACKFLIP" after I do a front flip.

Mar 10 2009 9:07PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 965
Haha im in the middle of my living room and i just lol'd really loud and my mom's like what are you laughing at????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 10 2009 9:10PM
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landonmcg
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10

i was skiing a line under the chair. and did a little 3 and kep skiing. and this like 11 year old fat gaper yelled 'keep practising one day you'll get good it ruined my day for sure

Mar 10 2009 9:17PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
so i was taking photos on a jump at my hill its small so there is like a spot beside the jump to go over and hit the second set
anyways im standing there and some snowboarder tells me to f**king move or else hes gonna hit me
so he rides right by me and i say
" see you can easily get by"
well a little later were on the second set taking photos and he comes up to me and goes
 "hey man do you mind taking some photos of me"
 few runs later
 "did you get any"
 yeah i think"
 "put them up on the facebook group"
and i didnt put them up becuase he was a ass to begin with


and then later in the year i kinda ass slided a rail and some kid mad a remark from the chair i told him to shut up and he said he was gonna kick my f**king ass
goes right by me and does nothing

yeah for snowboarders........
Mar 10 2009 9:27PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3804 - Karma: 3,252
the lift stopped for probably 20 minutes and I was trying a switch 270 on switch up 270 off the entire time and I was eating shit pretty bad then i hear as the lift starts to move "Try a different sport dumb ass" from some gapers. I started to try something else....
Mar 10 2009 9:29PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
This may have been me.  The dropped pocket is classic because so many people fall for it.
Mar 10 2009 9:35PM
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Omega2227
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
Wasn't quite on the mountain
but I was at breck a few weeks ago and this lady was talking to her friend behind us
Lady: have you guys heard about steezy?
Friend: no what is it?
Lady: it's apparently an adjective used to describe really good skiers. i'll point one out to you guys sometime today.
My brother and I almost died at how pathetic she sounded when speaking

Mar 10 2009 9:37PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

hahaha, yes! i was just going to post that!

Mar 10 2009 10:01PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
end of the year celebration at kirkwood last year and were keepin it old-school theres a buncha kids waiting at the top of this little jump on the side of the run, double twister off it and this guy wearin a dayglow onepiece was like "fuck yeah brother!"
Mar 10 2009 10:16PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Yea i get called "terroirst" or "bomber bob" almost every run on the chiar lift. Than sometimes i explode over barrel bonks, fun stuff.
Mar 10 2009 10:24PM
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Toast21602
Posts: 323 - Karma: 10
wasn't yelled to me, but it was to my friend Boyer who i was skiing with. they yelled "you look like you suck, but you are really good!"

we were all gaped up for the day after a trip to salvation army...
Mar 10 2009 10:25PM
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Lake-Dog
Posts: 762 - Karma: 2,900
true G
Mar 10 2009 10:27PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
some wicked hot chick on the lift yelled "do me" and then showed me her tits, one of which was pierced. it was then that i realized i should land my double backflip, and proceeded to do so. Shortly afterwards, i met up with the hot chick and sealed the deal.
Mar 10 2009 10:29PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
my friend aaron always yells at gaper boarders "you suck at snowboarding go kill your self!"
Mar 10 2009 10:34PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
hhaahaha
Mar 10 2009 10:37PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
thats a pretty big claim you got going there.
Mar 10 2009 10:47PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
my friend yelled "madame as-tu du pot!" (miss do you hav any weed!) to some 35ish year old lady and she responded "je m'excuse j'en ai pu..." (sorry i have none left) ahah baller
another time i was on a lift with my buddy and these two wierd french chicks and they yelled "FATHERFUCKER!!" at some random guy i was like wtf is goin on
Mar 10 2009 11:25PM
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ianz2
Posts: 412 - Karma: 50
pics or it didnt happen
Mar 10 2009 11:26PM
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