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//d-lite//
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hE got hurt bad

but hE will get bettr cuz hE roks thE housE n shyt

hE is at hospital

so say GET WELL





R A L F
Jan 11 2004 10:34PM
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Schmitz
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what happend?? thats a bummer. hope erich gets better soon.




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Jan 11 2004 10:36PM
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skierdudeguy
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get well yo//


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 11 2004 10:46PM
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dpoiii
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shyt//cant fuk da bytchs whn hurt///


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Jan 11 2004 11:09PM
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caylorswift
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erich was hittin the dragon rail at stevens. somehow the end of the rail ended up in his stomach, and he punctured his liver, and had internal bleeding.

he gets outta ICU tomorrow, and will remain in the hospital till wednsday or thursday AT THE EARLIEST. so, everyone pray for a fast and healthy recovery.

if you wish to send him a card or whatnot. contact me, or Five40Guy.

get well soon erich.


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Jan 11 2004 11:22PM
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caylorswift
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oh, and the doctor says no contact sports (including skiing) for a year.


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Jan 11 2004 11:24PM
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strode
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does anal ramming count as a contact sport? cuz if i can't give it to erich up the ass for a year i'm gonna be hurtin



-Strode



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Jan 11 2004 11:25PM
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freeskiing04
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man looks like finda new bitch. get well soon dude!
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Jan 11 2004 11:27PM
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//d-lite//
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erich is trooper tho


he is a dinostaRR


erich kunz fo lifE
Jan 11 2004 11:45PM
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Mattman
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that sucks, hope you feel better
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Jan 11 2004 11:53PM
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cj
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erk bE trupen/

don fuk wif hym, hez ruf as fuk//

****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Jan 12 2004 12:06AM
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SteveXs2
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The important question is... is his penis ok?


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Jan 12 2004 12:15AM
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//d-lite//
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^^^^wod u bE ok w/ tubE in yo dik? ? ?^^^^^


erich kunz fo lifE
Jan 12 2004 12:16AM
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cj
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SnAP das fukd RUf//
dyk tbEe, ooo

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Jan 12 2004 12:18AM
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Brit1275
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shit, that totally sucks.

he'll pull through just fine though. I've met Erich like once, but my best wishes go out to him and his friends and family for a quick full recovery!
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Jan 12 2004 12:32AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that sucks balls, maybe hell come back on ns


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 12 2004 12:48AM
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skier_boy26
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i saw him being all wrapped up and shit by the ski patrol, but didnt know it was him untill now. That really sucks though, best wishes and hope for speedy recovery... get well soon erich
Jan 12 2004 1:03AM
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lj5
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send him my regards... by him i mean his penis
BUFU: by us fuck you
Jan 12 2004 1:09AM
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NoTeefa
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fuk that dragon rale, im serisouyl gon burn it sum day


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
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Jan 12 2004 1:14AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its terrible or what


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 12 2004 1:27AM
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lj5
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erich was a kickass skier and being out for a year that must be torture! he'll prolly end up coming back on here to pass the time because i dont know what the fuck else u can do with no skiing or contactsports that sucks balls!


BUFU: by us fuck you
Jan 12 2004 1:39AM
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Ski-hobo
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that sucks, all for a rail.


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Jan 12 2004 1:42AM
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Five40Guy
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THERE WAS NO INTERNAL BLEEDING!!! he was in ICU for a few days to be closley monitored. He has a lacerated liver which is basiacly a gash on your liver that has to self heal itself. so he has to take extreme caution and ease and get healthy. AS to when he will be skiing again us unceratin. it might be year, it might be sooner. For everyone recovers at certain times. but when he is back watch out. because he was fucking shit up and destorying shit on the hill. He is just giving all you a break to catch up.


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Jan 12 2004 2:07AM
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caylorswift
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JEFF LIED TO ME! NO INTERNAL BLEEDING, JEFF YOU LIE!

but you usually have internal bleedng with lacerated livers. cuz livers are chalked full of little blood vessels...


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Jan 12 2004 2:16AM
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Ski-hobo
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self heal itself huh?


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Jan 12 2004 2:18AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Good luck, Erich. Get well ASAP



-Sarah

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Jan 12 2004 4:58AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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if he fucked up his liver, can he still drink?
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Jan 12 2004 8:42AM
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ductapeboy
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pass on some get well soon wishes from me. im thinking about your erich. hang in there and get well soon.


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Jan 12 2004 10:10AM
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Lateralis
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i dont think so derek


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 12 2004 10:39AM
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//d-lite//
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erich is fresh dopE


erich kunz fo lifE
Jan 12 2004 12:41PM
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Maximumsushi
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No more drinking for erich
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Jan 12 2004 12:59PM
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404404
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i have no clue whats going on, suck to live in western NY.



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Jan 12 2004 1:19PM
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dilla_says_go
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fuk yO dyh suE pis /clok// Tit n bisct shux fust mi/
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Jan 12 2004 2:12PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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that sucks even worse! god damn.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Jan 12 2004 2:58PM
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$1080PLP$
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it wasn't a good feeling when we saw the sled coming out of the park with cody and zach fallowing, and scary when half way throught he park we heard the alulance(sp)... damn erich get well i think brooke and i are coming down to seattle today to visit him,

about the drinking i think he would actually die if he tried to drink while like this

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Jan 12 2004 3:27PM
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ECfreeski3
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damn give him my regards, even tho he doesn't knwo me
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Jan 12 2004 4:12PM
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Pipe_Munky
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hang in the kunz! get better and continue ripping!!



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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Jan 12 2004 4:21PM
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rebel
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Sorry to hear. Hope you get better soon.
If his liver is fucked, does that mean he can't drink till it gets better?
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Jan 12 2004 5:03PM
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gambino500014
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its funny how everyone is worried about him not being able to drink, when no one has said much about him not being able to ski....hahaha...... were all true skiiers in here, hope you get well soon buddie, truly unfortunate.......
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Jan 12 2004 5:24PM
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$1080PLP$
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he will still be fine to ski again he will have to more carfull about rails hitting his stomach. i'm just worried what will happen to his 4frnt sponsorship.

.:l[Tyler]l:.

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Jan 12 2004 5:38PM
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TheSignal
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Get better soon erich, you kick some major ass!


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Jan 12 2004 5:38PM
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//d-lite//
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hE dosnt even drink

hE jst rips acid n shyt


erich kunz fo lifE
Jan 12 2004 5:39PM
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QuazBotch
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Get better erich, don't forget to poop while at the hospital.
Jan 12 2004 5:48PM
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Muteman
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THat sucks so bad for him. This was prolly gunan be his big year too. WItht he 4frnt sponsershio and all. Aside from skiing that is a nasty injury. THat stupid dragon rial has fucked so many people over.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Jan 12 2004 7:21PM
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shibby
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get well



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Jan 12 2004 7:59PM
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lanks
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does anyone have a pic of this infamous rail? i wanna see this thing...
anyhow, i enjoyed his seggy in focus, and hope he recovers in time to rip it up again this year.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel
'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Jan 12 2004 8:08PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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oh man, that really sucks ass! hope he gets better soon yo


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Jan 12 2004 8:47PM
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kevywevy
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sue stevens pass!


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Jan 12 2004 8:49PM
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B-Wald
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^haha..
that sucks major ass though..
sounds pretty painful..

good luck man..
hope you recover fast..
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Jan 12 2004 9:04PM
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Ski-hobo
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no, dont sue stevens pass, they'll just drive up the prices and shit.


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Jan 12 2004 9:11PM
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lewski16
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get well erich!
i dont know him but he used to say some funny shit on here
Jan 12 2004 9:12PM
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