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No Poles has gone too far

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RudyGarmisch
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I've been noticing a worrying trend lately at my home mountain. Most serious park skiers at Stevens Pass, WA go without poles. I guess the general public has taken notice, because when I was freeriding today, I went by a six year old, and guess what, NO POLES. Absolute beginner too.

I come home today, and did a little research before making some sort of stupid thread, and guess what I found - ITS SPREADING. There are hundreds of pictures out there on google of  "My first time skiing" and VERY few have poles in hand. Proof:

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Mini Ripper, following in the footsteps of Pep, Andy and Eric.

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Little does this little one know that they are weighing in on one of the great debates of freesking.

The implications of an entire generation of new skiers riding without poles is staggering. Thats not the worst of it however. Apparently, at some places they actually TEACH PEOPLE TO SKI WITHOUT POLES.

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Get these children some aluminum, baskets and grips, pronto.

Look, I take neither side in this debate. I know no poles has been hated on for a while, but really? Swaying the ski culture by brainwashing children? Thats a massive step over the line for me. For the love of God, THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN. WHY DID YOU ASSHOLES GET THEM INVOLVED!?!

Sad day NS. Sad day.
Feb 20 2009 12:37AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Jesus Christ on Mars, repent for your fucking sins.
Mar 26 2009 5:45AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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duhhhhhh
they are little kids learning to ski
Mar 26 2009 8:38AM
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vinnyvan
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haha this is a great debate. i dont know what to say. i realized im a pole kind of guy when i dropped them off the lift once and started skiing back to them,  i was like "wooooooeee"  poles have a force, like some kind of power behind them. as long as there not too big or too small they do, haha. i think it helps kids to learn i guess. but screw the pizza cut
Mar 27 2009 12:54AM
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Ben.
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all aboard the failboat
Mar 28 2009 11:04PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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Mar 29 2009 12:47AM
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ShredtillURdead
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sticky
Mar 29 2009 3:27AM
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Roy
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Dude this is a thread is fucking mint on its own, but what made it that much better was all dummies on here that didn't and won't (as I'm sure there will be many no polers still being serious and deffending no poling not because they enjoy it more but think its cool looking because they saw idea and that's the real reason they do it)  realize the sarcasim and continue you to give serious answers like some of the epic fails earlier hahaha!

HALARIOUS THREAD GOOD JOB!

Mar 29 2009 3:54AM
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Noddard
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what's next, kids learning on rockered twin tips?  o the humanity =P
Mar 29 2009 5:02AM
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laovejanegra
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seriously lots of kids start skiing without poles it is way easier when your young then when you get the hang of it throw the poles in the mix
Mar 29 2009 1:00PM
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Ben.
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it was so much fail i didnt even take the time to post a fail pic haha
Mar 30 2009 11:50AM
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Girays_Brother
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wow man thanks for explaining that, i was really worrying that it was a freeski trend... wow i guess you can pick up wisdom from an ns noob
Mar 30 2009 11:58AM
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4mica
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i've been skiing since i was about 5 ( ya claim) and i never skied with  poles, infact i learned with out them because my parents didn't trust me at first with them haha.

i use poles now, i cant imagine riding park with out them.
Mar 30 2009 12:09PM
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the-big-lepowski
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Thanks for the sarcasm dadali.   If I remember right, I was really tired when I posted this and completely missed how funny Rowen is.  There have been plenty of others who haven't read through the thread and posted responses defending the tykes sans poles.  Yes its a good thread.
Mar 30 2009 12:35PM
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jmason
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This could be one of the funniest threads I've seen in a loonngg time!

I didn't realize how many idiots on NS there were... seriously though...
Mar 30 2009 2:47PM
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dwalk
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if i had that kind of steeze i would be pro fo sho
Mar 30 2009 5:24PM
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IceCreamer
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bump
Sep 7 2009 2:44PM
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rj.
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ugh.
Sep 7 2009 4:34PM
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b-kul
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Sep 7 2009 9:24PM
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joshua
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don't little kids start w/o poles? Not sure why exactly but probably cuz they aren't big enough or strong enough to really use them
Sep 7 2009 9:27PM
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Lithoidfilms
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this is awesome, get in my threads.
Sep 8 2009 12:00AM
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sports*creel
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yeah, this.
Sep 8 2009 8:48AM
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J-Dunn
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I learned how to ski without poles like the first 2 years when i was a kid. I didn't really know how to use them and they just got in the way! I think that if your using poles or not using poles doesn't matter and i respect you either way i just dont like people that dont use poles just to look cool. You know???
Sep 8 2009 1:57PM
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baaangthat
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phase psalm
Sep 8 2009 4:35PM
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Newschool_Pope
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some "IRONOMETERS" broke due to the hot summer temps.
Sep 8 2009 5:13PM
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kool.aid.man
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thread = win
Sep 8 2009 5:29PM
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basedjase
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ABSOLUTLY YES.
Sep 8 2009 6:33PM
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*stew
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jesus
Sep 8 2009 6:38PM
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KennyC
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ya no one uses poles when they first start skiing
Sep 8 2009 6:52PM
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IceCreamer
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They have obviously fallen victims to this awful trend.
Sep 8 2009 7:00PM
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-dAvE-
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HAHA!!! amazing!
starts so young
Sep 8 2009 11:30PM
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p-fo
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ha hahaha... i learned without poles
Sep 9 2009 12:41AM
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Thatdp
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its is actualy easier to learn how to ski when you do not have poles as a little kid.  When i first learned how to ski from my dad (an ex ski racer) i wasnt given poles.  I actualy didnt have poles untill i was 5-6  and he had started teaching me how to ski when i was 3 years old. so just because there are the beginers without poles does not mean that its because of trend
Sep 9 2009 1:46AM
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Thatdp
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he is also a ski coach for the mighty mights if you know what that is.
Sep 9 2009 1:48AM
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*Fujative*
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Had to bring it to the top.
Sep 28 2009 7:04PM
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fountain.
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idk about there, but at my home resort they teach without poles. they say apparently that when learning its easier to learn without then use them later. but idk i thought it was easier to learn with

Sep 28 2009 7:08PM
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bananas
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lol thats my home mountain shes probably the steeziest person who goes there
Sep 28 2009 7:17PM
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jakepwilliams
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word
Sep 28 2009 7:18PM
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doGelyst
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^I think I was pissed and hungover when I wrote that, haha. I sound like an ass.
Sep 28 2009 7:23PM
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mynilla
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doesnt anyone understand hes not serious? of course most people learn skiing sans poles
Sep 28 2009 7:33PM
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[BRI]noceros
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i read through this whole thread, and it made me not understand how on the 5th page, months after the thread was created, people still didn't understand that it was a joke. it's pathetic that people didn't get it at first, but still not? oh my god

but anyway, hilarious thread Rowen, like someone else said, your posts are NS's gift from god
Sep 28 2009 7:33PM
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coolhandluke
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hello there.  my name is humor.  i don't believe we've met.
Sep 28 2009 8:04PM
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Uncle.Badness
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One day I was skiing without poles because I was learning double grabs and I find them easier with no poles, and the whole ride up the lift I had this dad and son trying to teach me how to ski and that "once I get more used to blues" I should start using poles.
Sep 28 2009 8:24PM
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Gyslaine
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skiing without poles is like watching a porno movie without sound.. its gay

Sep 28 2009 8:38PM
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austinmetsch
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agreed. i ski at wintergreen in VA and no one who is decent at park uses poles here. our terrain is so lame that poles are pretty much useless. i use them when i go out west tho.
Sep 28 2009 8:48PM
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LAME.
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i just feel retarded without poles, i dont know what to do with my hands.
Sep 28 2009 8:50PM
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inactive
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looks like your kids are gypsy hesh faggots
Sep 28 2009 8:51PM
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LAME.
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i see my post did not work?
Sep 28 2009 8:57PM
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OrangeName
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OMFGG!!!!!!1!! SNOWBASIN!!!!
Sep 28 2009 10:05PM
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RudyGarmisch
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As the ski season begins, I'd like to remind you all to stay vigilant and squash this trend wherever you see it. That is all.
Oct 20 2009 2:21PM
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steezemunkey
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In a lot of places in Europe, beginners don't get poles until they're competent at snow plough turning and stopping.

I, for one, am a responsible no poler. Whenever I ski near the impressionable, I am always careful to look like a learner, and not draw attention to myself.
Oct 20 2009 2:25PM
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