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No Poles has gone too far

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RudyGarmisch
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I've been noticing a worrying trend lately at my home mountain. Most serious park skiers at Stevens Pass, WA go without poles. I guess the general public has taken notice, because when I was freeriding today, I went by a six year old, and guess what, NO POLES. Absolute beginner too.

I come home today, and did a little research before making some sort of stupid thread, and guess what I found - ITS SPREADING. There are hundreds of pictures out there on google of  "My first time skiing" and VERY few have poles in hand. Proof:

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Mini Ripper, following in the footsteps of Pep, Andy and Eric.

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Little does this little one know that they are weighing in on one of the great debates of freesking.

The implications of an entire generation of new skiers riding without poles is staggering. Thats not the worst of it however. Apparently, at some places they actually TEACH PEOPLE TO SKI WITHOUT POLES.

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Get these children some aluminum, baskets and grips, pronto.

Look, I take neither side in this debate. I know no poles has been hated on for a while, but really? Swaying the ski culture by brainwashing children? Thats a massive step over the line for me. For the love of God, THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN. WHY DID YOU ASSHOLES GET THEM INVOLVED!?!

Sad day NS. Sad day.
Feb 20 2009 12:37AM
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Dustin.
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Just had a great idea.  Can someone make a motivational poster that says:

No Poles

It makes momentum right.

Or something like that.
Feb 24 2009 5:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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So I broke one of my poles last weekend, and decided to stay off the poles for the morning so as not have to deal with the rental shop douchebags. Kidding, I get a hardon around rental shop people.

Heres what I observed: Balance is a lot harder. I cant do jump turns nearly easy enough without poles. What should happen if this new crop of no-pole skiers hit some seriously gnar terrain? I mean the Warren Miller difficult shit, where you need to hop turn just to avoid the cliffs and shit. The new skiers arent simply going to be able to suddenly pick up poles and learn this shit. Also, think about the Candide style pole plant tricks. Are we to see these suddenly die out as nobody rocks the poles to stomp these rediculous airs? Look at how much goodness was gleaned from the usage of poles:


Mar 12 2009 4:48AM
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Silence
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Candide wouldn't have dominated chads without poles
Mar 12 2009 5:00AM
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papasteeze
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Let me help you with that.

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Mar 12 2009 7:27AM
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Skierguy1234
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i dont think you realize that they usually teach kids to ski without poles because they usually flail their arms and could hit people or try and stick the poles in the ground to stop and occasionally catch a pole in the stomach.
Mar 12 2009 9:34AM
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beowulf
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when peoplre are fitrst leasrning the instructers usually take away the poles and than reintroduce them once they become better skiers
Mar 12 2009 10:44AM
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MatRich
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we must alert authorities!
Mar 12 2009 11:36AM
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NoKillen
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Yess WE MUST! or else these kids are gonna start copying the other habits of park rats, like being a thug, killing people and sarcastically making fun of great ski idols through photoshop

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Mar 12 2009 11:43AM
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ilikeplants
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Old school Ian Wade
Mar 12 2009 11:45AM
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Nic_Sutter
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Now what have we learned about making gag threads on NS?
Mar 12 2009 11:46AM
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urbanjib
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hahahaha
Mar 12 2009 12:05PM
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OhMyBosh
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i love how this thread has revealed how stupid so many of these 14 year old kids on NS are... people just look for every chance they can get to start an argument, even when the initial post is obviously a joke.
Mar 12 2009 12:45PM
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HR8938Cephei
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hahah i lol'ed and im in class so a bunch of people are now staring at me...
Mar 12 2009 4:04PM
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drumbumocdp
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hahahahaha +k for you
Mar 12 2009 5:54PM
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IceCreamer
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bang
Mar 12 2009 6:08PM
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Ben.
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candide wouldnt dominate anything. he poleplants off the lips of everything
Mar 12 2009 6:36PM
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brennanmidwest
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i love this thread
Mar 12 2009 8:11PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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that vid was tits
Mar 12 2009 8:24PM
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Jib-Ninja
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My new fav. thread, lol at first i thought u were serious...then i saw the "Afterbang" pic and roflmao'd..then i saw the "Rail Sliding Epedemic" post...lol i laughed so hard @ these.
Mar 12 2009 10:46PM
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GreenHorn
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hahahaha
Mar 12 2009 11:52PM
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G_Wood
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u need poles to keep it steezy
Mar 13 2009 12:32AM
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saskskier
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All I can do is hope that someday my future children will learn how to ski with poles so when they are older and ski on their own, they'll be as steezy as this guy.  My kids WILL use poles.

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Mar 13 2009 1:52AM
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mtbakerteacher
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Haha hear that Rowen, now you're an "old timer"
Mar 13 2009 10:14AM
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troben
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im not a fan of skiing without poles but my question is why are some poeple starting to cut the baskets off... whats the point im starting to see it more and more.
Mar 13 2009 10:33AM
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Jib-Ninja
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Steve Stepp age 5.
Mar 13 2009 6:14PM
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the-big-lepowski
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[IMG]chaletperdu.co.uk/images/charlie.jpg[/IMG]

Just tragic.  There are no other words.  This innoncent youngster is attempting a complex arial maneuver, but looks like he may return to the earth upside down.  Ditching the poles does not grant the skier invincibility.  Another wannabe T-wall ends in paralysis.  Just tragic.

Mar 13 2009 11:36PM
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pmw
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this thread is a


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Mar 13 2009 11:46PM
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AlexGaynor
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Seriously guys tall ts have gone too far with the kids too
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This random girl is Innocent!!!!!!
Mar 14 2009 12:46AM
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family_vacation
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Oh no, so young!
Mar 14 2009 1:29AM
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MasterDebater
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i dont see anything wrong with little kids having no poles. they're pizza skiing their way down. poles wouldnt help. plus no poleing is fun some days. except for the last day of skiing i had. damn was it icy.
Mar 14 2009 1:42AM
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Trojan~Man
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pollard as a child!
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Mar 14 2009 2:34AM
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mattheuskier
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little kids have never had poles i skied with no poles untill i was 8
but i do think it has gone too far in the freeriding area
it just feels unnatural to me and looks funny 
Mar 14 2009 4:15AM
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k-rob
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oh geez, the list of fucking retards just continues to grow and grow...i may just have to use this thread as a future source of data.
Mar 14 2009 4:19AM
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T_orageskiier
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man that was so grose!! i watched that happen i ditched my poles at the bottom right after haha
Mar 14 2009 12:02PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i am a ski instructor. We are encouraged to discourage poles for the kiddies. Builds balance, much easier

Mar 24 2009 11:55PM
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Silence
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This has been established
Mar 25 2009 12:38AM
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TheDude
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yaa im pretty shur that almost 90% of young rippers start out without poles just because its 1 less thing to worry about...ive noticed it at stevens also though i tryed it in the park and didnt have as good of a run
Mar 25 2009 1:03AM
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dstriebs
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hahahahaha this thread is so funny. it really showed me how retarded the majority of ns really is
Mar 25 2009 1:07AM
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bpalmer
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yeah man you gotta love this shit.

rowen yous a true nigga for trying to put a stop to this poleless anarchy
Mar 25 2009 1:31AM
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Craigskis
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Read it and weep.   Epic thread from start to finish.

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Mar 25 2009 12:13PM
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wiscorider
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who cares wat you do or dont ski with everyonen likes somthing different so you do wat you want and let people do wat they want poles or no poles
Mar 25 2009 12:22PM
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timm
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haha.

Mar 25 2009 1:13PM
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MacDaddy
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I can't stand watching a good skier throwing away his/her talent by not using poles.  However, I teach at a local hill and for young kids to learn how to ski is way easier without poles.  when they use poles at too young of an age they dont know what to do with them, usually trip over them, and get into bad habits.  Once their skiing develops than you introduce them to the concept of poles.  By all means though, when you are a developed skier and not using poles, give me a break.  It's like throwing all your talent down the drain.
Mar 25 2009 1:44PM
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saworsha84
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i love my poles. for looks and the flats. they help with moguls to me too. people just look plain goofy without them.
Mar 25 2009 2:41PM
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ReetsAdeets
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I learnt to ski without poles, and so did everyone that i know.  they do that so that the kids dont stab themselves when they fall.  Now I use poles, except occasionally in the park because its easier to grab.  But the kids aren't weighing in in a controversial subject, their instructors just dont have them use poles.  but in any case, WHAT DOES IN MATTER?

Mar 25 2009 2:53PM
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T-Holt
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Rowen, this thread is absolutely amazing.  Thank you for much entertainment.
Mar 25 2009 3:47PM
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3R1C
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I learned without poles, the poles just get in the way
Mar 25 2009 4:25PM
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InitialG
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It's pretty awesome that every few posts there is a serious response to this thread.
Mar 25 2009 4:39PM
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SkierX
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I learned without poles, the poles just get in the way
Mar 25 2009 5:31PM
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Dainsey
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Yes Rowen, I concur. Even I as a youngster did not use poles. It really is a tragedy. Also, gangster hand motions and guns were used in my promos I made at a very young age (seen in the picture below) It looks as if I am "shooting the place up" with my 9mm. It really is a shame.

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Mar 25 2009 6:07PM
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