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what do you want to be when you grow up?

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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
so, what do you want to be?
-ME-
Nov 18 2003 5:29PM 0 0
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
man whore


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Nov 18 2003 5:30PM 0 0
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Wormracer
Posts: 11227 - Karma: 18,524
a porno star/skier/presdent/your mom/women.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Nov 18 2003 5:30PM 0 0
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
o, yeah, i want to be ememployed.
-ME-
Nov 18 2003 5:32PM 0 0
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
o, yeah, i want to be ememployed.
-ME-
Nov 18 2003 5:32PM 0 0
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
RAF Pilot.
.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Nov 18 2003 5:39PM 0 0
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
pro skiier/photographer/production company thinger/ ski bum





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Nov 18 2003 5:45PM 0 0
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huckasaurus
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
I wanna be a mother fuckin hustla...
Nov 18 2003 6:08PM 0 0
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 203
P I M P


-Jason
Nov 18 2003 6:12PM 0 0
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 34
occupational therapist or a drummer in a famous band.
Nov 18 2003 6:30PM 0 0
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
forensic scientist
'Why don't you guys make like siamese twins and split, then one of you dies'Peter Griffin
Nov 18 2003 6:32PM 0 0
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -21
theres already a thread about this.
Nov 18 2003 6:39PM 0 0
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3347 - Karma: 99
too bad this is a good thread but u know some fuck is gonna say something dumb and ruin it, i.e manwhore
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Nov 18 2003 6:47PM 0 0
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3347 - Karma: 99
too bad this is a good thread but u know some fuck is gonna say something dumb and ruin it, i.e manwhore
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ECO
need new, inexpensive textbooks for college/mba, emba programs, message me
Nov 18 2003 6:47PM 0 0
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 16
professional ski bum



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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
Nov 18 2003 6:49PM 0 0
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Ds91260
Posts: 9983 - Karma: 19
a professional failure





die.
Nov 18 2003 6:52PM 0 0
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 69
at first I was thinking lawyer but now I have no interest in that and I'm thinking something with computers.

Coming Soon...
Nov 18 2003 7:00PM 0 0
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 300
i don't want to grow up
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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
Nov 18 2003 7:43PM 0 0
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crazyboarder
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Right now i'm studying to repair electonic instument in helicopter and airplane, this should help be to be hire by an heli-ski company as a tech.
Nov 18 2003 7:48PM 0 0
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sidekick_rep
Posts: 337 - Karma: 10
yea, forget growing up, itll never really happen...and im gonna be an industrial desiger and make pimp skis
Nov 18 2003 8:12PM 0 0
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
i wanna do somethin in ski or nature biz.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 18 2003 8:28PM 0 0
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CoachMayne
Posts: 19102 - Karma: -76
well when I was 4 years old my mom asked my 'what I wanted to be when I grow up and I said 'I wanna be a PANDA BEAR' my mom laughed at me, every now and again, my bro's remind me of that


Matt

Member 2912

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
Nov 18 2003 8:52PM 0 0
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
structural engineer. and skier
Give Blood.Play Rugby.
Nov 18 2003 9:15PM 0 0
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
a donut man




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 18 2003 9:22PM 0 0
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 12
wasnt this just asked a little while ago?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 18 2003 10:08PM 0 0
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
I want to be happy, and I want to be satisfied with the life I've led...and none of you said what you want to be, you all said what you want your career to be...
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Nov 18 2003 10:13PM 0 0
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 12
tis a common misconception... people defining themselves by their job.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 18 2003 10:27PM 0 0
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
It's also an unfortunate misconception...oh well.
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Nov 18 2003 11:25PM 0 0
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 300
i am going to be a chillionaire
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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
Nov 18 2003 11:32PM 0 0
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 29
A pro skier/pirate who lives in a yacht in Pugeot Sound, and raids oil tankers and then sells the oil to the Bush administration for beer money. It's going to work, just watch.
-By the way, I'm going to steal the yacht from some rich white fat man, and then paint it all black, like a newschool pirate. The Yacht will have sails, but they will be just for looks.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 18 2003 11:48PM 0 0
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 94
^hahahah..that's awesome..
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- Andrew Berwald
Nov 18 2003 11:49PM 0 0
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Ds91260
Posts: 9983 - Karma: 19
its not that people define themselves by their jobs, its that they want a job that fits their personality, unfourtunatley most people will never get that job and will never have a totally fullfilling life, so party sooner rather than later, cause for all you know, your gonna be the manager of 7-11

and remember, you can read a million books and get really smart, but if your a weiner, everyone will still hate you





die.
Nov 18 2003 11:54PM 0 0
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
hey skimack, need a first mate??





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Nov 19 2003 2:10PM 0 0
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
just remember, your only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-ME-
Nov 19 2003 2:41PM 0 0
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Doctor, Surgeon or Engineer.


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Nov 19 2003 4:02PM 0 0
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 10
junkie

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
Nov 19 2003 4:14PM 0 0
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 163
a principal, or a caterpillar.

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-Steve

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Nov 19 2003 4:15PM 0 0
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
geologist or a professional daytime talk show guest
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Nov 19 2003 4:21PM 0 0
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 13
What defines 'grown-up' because I think I'm going to be 'grown-up' in three weeks. Three weeks till I'm done college and enter the real world. I have no idea what I'm going to do and I'm terrified. Somebody hold me.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Nov 19 2003 4:33PM 0 0
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
I want to be alive.






Smoke 2 Joints
Nov 19 2003 4:50PM 0 0
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
whoa 221's icon says boner king, not burger king. i always thoguht it was burger king..... i dony want to do anything when im older. i want to be a chill ski bump living or tortillas and ramen noddles. i dont care about being rich or have tons of food and all that shit, i just need some snow and some skis


member5054
Nov 19 2003 5:19PM 0 0
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Ds91260
Posts: 9983 - Karma: 19
u cant live on ramen noodles, youd just keep gainin weight





die.
Nov 19 2003 5:28PM 0 0
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
id be active too, its not like id just sit and eat packets of ramen noodles all day


member5054
Nov 19 2003 6:55PM 0 0
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gottarun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
YOU GROW UP?? AHHH
i wanna be in advertising, or a Winter and Summer olympian (skiing and running the Mile)
'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'
-my little sister
Nov 19 2003 7:38PM 0 0
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 22
i want to be a burnt out ski bum that owns the sickest ski shop around


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Nov 19 2003 8:39PM 0 0
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Smart
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 946
ski bum





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 19 2003 8:47PM 0 0
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 29
Hey Insomniac, I've allready got a first mate, but we could use a crew. Mabe I should assemble a whole crew before this plan goes into action.?

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 19 2003 9:17PM 0 0
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 59
i dunno, i'll probably die somehow before i grow up

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
Nov 19 2003 9:23PM 0 0
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 29
Hey Insomniac, I've allready got a first mate, but we could use a crew. Mabe I should assemble a whole crew before this plan goes into action.?

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 19 2003 9:24PM 0 0
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
^ ya me too
I'll go to school for engineering and be a terrain park technician at a mountain open year round
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Nov 19 2003 10:32PM 0 0
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 14
i want to be a brick of marijuana.


Do you know what nemisis means? A righteous inflection of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by our honorable count. Me.
Nov 19 2003 10:49PM 0 0
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