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what do you want to be when you grow up?

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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
so, what do you want to be?
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Nov 18 2003 5:29PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Nov 19 2003 10:52PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
ok skimack, as long as i dont have to clean the shitter and get 3rd pick of the hot chicks





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Nov 20 2003 9:49AM
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spicelord
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
either a ninja turtle or a midget




'nuff said
Nov 20 2003 1:47PM
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kcorrigan
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
i'm gonna smuggle oregano, flour, and pixie sticks into oklahoma
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NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S MUCH WORSE.

SUPPORT SOUTHERN ROCK
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Nov 20 2003 6:49PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
alive, sane, and with my testicles intact
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Reppin Line, 603 and New Hampshire

Skis for sale- 175 Trouble Makers in plastic

skates for sale- Custom USDs with Senate Liners, and Ground Control Frames

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Nov 20 2003 9:34PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
i wanna be a tree when i grow up.

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Two for one, five for four, half ounces, quater pounds, lb's and kilos. What are we looking for sin semilla.

We didn't just build a car. We started a religion.
Nov 21 2003 6:38PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
train robber or pirate


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Nov 22 2003 11:00PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i know for a fact im gonna be rich
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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Nov 22 2003 11:55PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
im havin my own heli ski company... well have two head offices: one in new zealand that will deal witht he s. hemisphere when theres no snow 'up' here and one out in alberta cuz taxes are cheaper there than bc... im gunna be rich!!!!






i need snow
Nov 23 2003 1:09AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
I wanna be a monkey


yay skiing

Nov 23 2003 2:04AM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
fuck u i wanted to be a monkey.





TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Nov 23 2003 10:23AM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
im going to grow pot and sell it at shows and go wherever lots of snow is all winter and go skiing

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
Nov 23 2003 11:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im going to be a bum with a dog. ill live under the alaskan way viaduct
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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 23 2003 11:58PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I want to be a Butterfly.


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Nov 24 2003 9:29AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
A Butterfly is still better


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Nov 24 2003 2:09PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Nov 24 2003 7:42PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
your mom

nah i want to be a famous musician, composer, lawyer, microsoft employee of some sort, or teacher.
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 24 2003 8:31PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
I kno i started this thread but BLAH.....i wanna do somethin with computers. im not sure. either that or something with skiing. or just work at mc donolds maybe. possibly an engineer. cooking is fun too, but could get boring. either that or a cia agent like the ones from those movies were they to the things that arnt possible.

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Nov 24 2003 8:58PM
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