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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

ok so i got pink eye on saturday and i figured id go to the doctor to see what i could do to speed up the healing process and he gives me some eye drops.

FUCK

i cant take eye drops, i dont know why my eye relfex's are to good and i just cant hold my open to let shit drop in like its nearly impossible. It doesnt help that last year i had to go to the hospital and they had to stick a needle in my eye.........while i was wide awake. so now im really sensitive/ squemish with my eyes.

is there anything i can do to make taking them easier??

Dec 1 2008 9:36PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Tape
Dec 1 2008 9:38PM
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 94
i have like the same problem. what i do is i put the nozel thingy almost to my eye but far enough where if my eyeled were to shut the driper would still be able to drip in my eye. i dunno if it made sense but i tried
Dec 1 2008 9:40PM
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TeamJones
Posts: 629 - Karma: 12
All about will of mind. Of course, its easy for me to say that after putting in and taking out contacts for years.
Dec 1 2008 9:40PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
you know what you get the pinkey from?

anyways, just drop that shit in the corner of your eye and let gravity bring it in.
Dec 1 2008 9:40PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
stick the end of the dropper in the crease of your eye when its closed squirt a couple drops then blink a couple times and it will cover your eye
Dec 1 2008 9:42PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 1,057
just take your thumb and pointer finger, put them on your eyelashes and pull it open.  if you hold them open tight your eye cant close
Dec 1 2008 9:43PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
I have the same problem, i just hold it open and look away and have a buddy or my mom do it for me and then you just blink and I'm good. I think its the easiest way to do it
Dec 1 2008 9:46PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
yea i had to get over that reflex to wear contacts, now its no problem but i used to pinch the bottom of my eyelid and pull it out so it makes like a pocket and you can just drop the eyedrops in without tilting your head back and then close your eyes and look around.
Dec 1 2008 10:01PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
one night i had to leave my house kinda suddenly to crash at my school's dorms so i packed up some shit real quick. I grab all this stuff without thinking because its all so standard; change of clothes, toothbrush, and what i thought were eyedrops for my contacts. Late that night my eyes start bugging me and i reach into the pack for my eyedrops. As soon as the first little droplet hit my eye i knew i'd fucked up.I realized that In my rush i'd grabbed contact cleaner (main ingredient is hydrogen peroxide) So im rolling around on the floor at like 2 in the morning trying not to yell and wake up the whole hall. Eventually i found my way to the bathroom and washed my eye out. Don't put hydrogen peroxide in your eye, it sucks.
Dec 1 2008 10:02PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
ight ill give some of those a try
Dec 1 2008 10:03PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
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All fucking day. Makes your eyes feel so clean, it's like going to the dentist for your eyes.
Dec 1 2008 10:11PM
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ECski
Posts: 976 - Karma: 13
Its called dont be a pussy just put the drops in your damn eye, not that hard
Dec 1 2008 10:24PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I never use eye drops either. I hate anything going in my eyes.
Whenever I smoke I just let my eyes get red as fuck.
Dec 1 2008 10:40PM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 493
i have chronic eye issues too, so annoying.
someone might have described this but i couldn't tell.

tilt your head back, even better lay down.
while your eye is closed, put some drops in the crease closest to your nose. the drops will kind of pool there, and while you slowly open your eye, they will seep in.

just don't move your head so it doesn't run all over yo face!
Dec 1 2008 10:49PM
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steezinseagal
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
ever give yourself an eye bath?  you just stick a sort of cup thing over your eye with this medicated eye solution.  its basically like coming for your eyes, its the shit.  you wouldnt have to deal with the dropper, and its available at any pharmacy.

when I smoke generally my eyes stay crystal clear.  but i like putting in eye drops so I do it anyways.
Dec 2 2008 12:11AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
hahahaha
Dec 2 2008 12:14AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahaha, your "coming for your eyes" made me realize how terrible I made Rohto sound with "going to the dentist for your eyes". I meant that badass feeling/taste of your teeth being as clean as they can possibly be, not the slow, agonizing process that is going to the dentist. Well-played.
Dec 2 2008 12:23AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
you stick them into the corner of your eye, and do it. then look around it works
Dec 2 2008 12:41AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
you stick them into the corner of your eye, and do it. then look around it works
Dec 2 2008 12:42AM
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racistpatsy
Posts: 30 - Karma: 11
you can't use eye drops? son i would've been FUCKED so many times if it wasn't for rhoto.
Dec 2 2008 11:47AM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10

you would

Dec 2 2008 11:57AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
mabey your asian
Dec 2 2008 12:08PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
nice, nice. rhotos are great. rhoto silver labels ftw
Dec 2 2008 12:11PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
fuckin right. i use my rhotos everyday. amazing
Dec 2 2008 12:14PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Silver labels, where you get that shit?
Dec 2 2008 12:34PM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
true that. use rhoto green when your high. that shit is visine on steroids.
Dec 2 2008 4:18PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Laying down helps your aim and look right in to the bottle let it sit and do the next sit and blink and dont rub it
Dec 2 2008 4:45PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
I had pink eye when i was like 5 and one of my eyes got stuck shut when i woke up that morning. I was so scared, but then i got it open.
Dec 2 2008 4:52PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
thats the sickest eye drop bottle ive ever seen! can you use it with contacts on? and can u get that in canada? ive never seen it before
Dec 2 2008 4:52PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I use it with my contacts all the time, not sure if you're supposed to but I haven't had any problems yet. Also couldn't tell you if it's in Canadia, check out your pharmacy, that's the best place to find them.
Dec 2 2008 5:11PM
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