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What is the point of wearing cargo shorts

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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
or shorts that go passed your knee for that matter?

Seriously, i really dont get it, you cargo short wearers look like clowns
Sep 16 2008 7:43PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
are you kidding me
3/4 of men in the world own a pair
Sep 16 2008 7:44PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
who wears short shorts.......n
Sep 16 2008 7:46PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Nair wears short shorts...?
Sep 16 2008 7:47PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i love long shorts as much as i love short shorts. ALMOST as much as i love wearing fitted jeans. fuck the haters, i'm my own.
Sep 16 2008 7:52PM
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
if you dont own a pair of cargo shorts, you are probably a fag. its like saying, whats the point in wearing underwear? are by any chance retarded, drunk, or from the south? because that is the stupidest question i have heard in a while.
Sep 16 2008 7:57PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
talking about this again andrew?

Im sure vitor miera has cargo shorts...
Sep 16 2008 7:59PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Lots of pockets?  Seriously...
Sep 16 2008 7:59PM
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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
hahahaha most people in the south would disagree.

Cargo shorts are the gayest piece of clothing known to man.

We in the south hold ourselves to a higher standard, and choose to wear non cliched articles of clothing such as cargo shorts and graphic tees.
Sep 16 2008 8:02PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
Posts: 225 - Karma: 13
like confederate flag t shirts and cowboy hats?
Sep 16 2008 8:04PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
thats because you guys just wear wifebeaters and boxers....

you guys from the south all must be so smart and skinny... wait...
Sep 16 2008 8:05PM
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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
idiot.

like patagonia 7inch inseam stand up shorts, Columbia PFGS, vineyard vines dock shorts, any sort of fishing short, patagonia baggies, accompanied with brooks brothers, southern tide, or vineyard vines polo shirts.
Sep 16 2008 8:06PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
ironic that cargo shorts are the "gayest piece of clothing known to man", while your the one criticizing fashion. something gay people are stereotyped as doing....
Sep 16 2008 8:12PM
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
higher standard hahahaha

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Sep 16 2008 8:16PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
because he wears them:

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Sep 16 2008 8:17PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i wear mine to carry my cargo.
Sep 16 2008 8:18PM
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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
educate yourselves at

www.southernproper.com
Sep 16 2008 8:18PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
JeffersonDavis: every time you post I hope you post something that will just get you banned and over with.  I'm just waiting for the day when you really cross the line and we never have to listen to your fucking retarded ass ideas ever again.  I should change my name to GeneralSherman perhaps.
Sep 16 2008 8:18PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Part of me wants to stand up for the south, the other part is like wait... do i live in the south? im pretty sure i live in the midwest. wait, fuck im below the mason-dixon line. WHERE THE FUCK IS WEST VIRGINIA?!?!
Sep 16 2008 8:21PM
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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14

uhh negative west va is not the south.

you live in a state whose residents are descended from yankee traitors
Sep 16 2008 8:23PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
I would believe you if where you live you wouldnt marry your cousins
Sep 16 2008 8:23PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047

tanner was wearing cargos at if3... end thread

Sep 16 2008 8:25PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
Posts: 225 - Karma: 13
what, polos? what a true southern classic, no one else wears those. very original, or as you put it, "non-cliched"

im glad that you in the south can be well dressed, yet authentic and original, gentlemen , while your out fucking your cousins and perusing the trailer parks.
Sep 16 2008 8:29PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
you live in a state where its cool to fuck your sister
Sep 16 2008 8:29PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Is this a joke,

Thats like saying jeans are gay,

its not even offensive, just wierd
Sep 16 2008 8:31PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i never wear underwear. underwear's for insecure douche bags.
Sep 16 2008 9:10PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
Im wearing them right now.


i guess im a loser
Sep 16 2008 9:17PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
underwear is totally overrated....

unless you are playing sports... i guess
Sep 16 2008 9:17PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
See, this is why i get confused. States north of us think we are part of the south. states south of us think we are part of the north. Really it depends on where you live. In the north part everyone is under the impression that they are pennsylvanian. In the south they might as well be virginian. Where i live it is a lot like ohio.
 
Sep 16 2008 9:23PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
And i forgot to say, fuck you. go fly your rebel flag. We did what was best for our area, and that was leaving virginia's bitch ass behind. fuck fighting for southern independance we stayed true to our country because we were above all of that region loyalty bullshit.
Sep 16 2008 9:28PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Technically West Virginia was considered part of the South, as well as Kentucky, Missouri and Oklahoma. They were just claimed by the South as terratories and werent subject to the formal secession that the South went through. That being said, i guess i can call myself a southerner.
Sep 16 2008 9:30PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Bahaha, I guess I never thought of it that way!
Sep 16 2008 9:30PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
meh
Sep 16 2008 9:31PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
I'm sure all southerners aren't this way, but my perception of southerners is that they all look like the kids from that hoover high school football show on mtv

i know that i shouldnt base my perception on this, but to this day when i think of a southern teenage boy i think of those god damn wavy bangs and polo shirts
Sep 16 2008 9:34PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
I love the stereotypes of fucking your cousin.. Seriously you guys need to come up with something more original.
Sep 16 2008 9:34PM
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Poppins
Posts: 440 - Karma: 30
i'm trying to figure out how this topic is relevant to anything, or can even be discussed? and as if you'd hate on cargo shorts. they have big pockets on the side!! what the fuck can't you do with big pockets on the side! carry all your legal shit on one side, illegal on the other. NO CONFUSION. no more reaching into your pocket when you go to pay for food at macdonalds and place your bowl on the counter. i wont blame the south for your backwards thinking, but your inbred parents. mufucka.
Sep 16 2008 9:35PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Everyone hating on the South is just jealous because they make the best BBQ...MUHAHAHA
Sep 16 2008 9:46PM
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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
FACT
Sep 16 2008 9:47PM
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ty.tran
Posts: 167 - Karma: 236
i wear cargos... no hate
Sep 16 2008 9:48PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
you leave virginia out of this. +karma for riding the snowshoe
Sep 16 2008 9:54PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
no homo on this whole post

i know this is wierd, but i eavesdropped in on a conversation in the mt hood parking lot. they were parked  right next to us though.  this is word for word how it went

Tom Wallisch - "Should i bring these worms"  (gummi worms)
Nick Martini - "Yeah man put them in the cargo"

not even joking,   i heard it
Sep 16 2008 10:07PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
They are better then the manpris you wear.....
Sep 16 2008 10:09PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Just threw down some karma for that post. Jea!
Sep 16 2008 10:58PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
well, they hold lots of stuff. useful when you have lots of stuff but dont want to carry a backpack. they are also usually tough and rugged. they look cool too if you get the right ones.
Sep 17 2008 2:37AM
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morocco_mole
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
hahahahahahahahaa!
Sep 17 2008 3:01AM
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Heath.
Posts: 838 - Karma: 149
ALL of my shorts go past my knees because my legs are short so fuck off.
Sep 17 2008 3:04AM
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morocco_mole
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
you mean like fucking your sister and hunting niggers?
Sep 17 2008 3:04AM
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
ouch...

seriously though how did Cargo shorts thread turn into hating people from the south?

and "No one has gotten laid in cargo shorts since Nam" I should stop wearing mine.
Sep 17 2008 9:27AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
word-for-word what i was planning on posting. quite the "higher standard" you racist inbred.
Sep 17 2008 9:35AM
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dom_uk
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 12
excellently put.
Sep 17 2008 9:45AM
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