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What is the point of wearing cargo shorts

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JeffersonDavis
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 14
or shorts that go passed your knee for that matter?

Seriously, i really dont get it, you cargo short wearers look like clowns
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
seriously, what the fuck? I grew up in Alabama and trust me, I don't hate black people, half my friends were black. and that whole inbred bit is just old. there are more stupid fucks that should not be allowed to reproduce in DC and NY alone than anywhere in the south.
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Steeze420
Posts: 346 - Karma: 31
maybe, but that is because we have 10000 times more people.  the south has a larger ratio of stupid fucks to normal people.
17 years ago
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
you know nothing of the south.
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Korbit
Posts: 684 - Karma: 54
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
^yes!!
17 years ago
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Korbit
Posts: 684 - Karma: 54
daniel tosh is funnnnnny
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
omgggg kort I have a really funny story when I saw him live... he ended up ripping into me for a solid minute during his show~
17 years ago
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Korbit
Posts: 684 - Karma: 54
what?? u saw him live!! no fair.....hahah....what did he rip on u for?
17 years ago
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T.Spliff
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 17
no one has got laid in cargo shorts since nam!
17 years ago
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
so wearing cargo shorts is gay, but obsessively researching fashion trends is perfectly straight right?

oops, you forgot to call no homo.

that being said, I think normal shorts do look better.  but when you're carrying a cell, big wallet, and keys sometimes the extra room is nice.

god you are gay.
17 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
i make my own clothing so no one else has the same things i wear, im so cool and original
17 years ago
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TOAST.
Posts: 7788 - Karma: 40,219
the south will rise again!!!











not really it wont ever happen
17 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,890
why has the cargo short thread turned into a thread about the south??

anyway who cares, everyone has cargo shorts, they're not like obnoxious or anything, they're just something to wear.
17 years ago
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
because jeferson davis is an ignorant prick who judges people on how rich their family.
17 years ago
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
im a proud owner of cargo shorts myself
17 years ago
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
to hold your cargo
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
this
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
dude. you wear fucking herb old man shit.

get caught wearin that where i live and catch mad stares.
17 years ago
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RIDEDIRTY
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
Sigh
17 years ago
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
your gay.
17 years ago
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 148
I wear cargo shorts almost everyday to school because

1) they have a ton of pockets for pens, pencils, ID necklace thing I need in school, gum, wallet, Ipod, blackjack, coins, random papers folded up, etc.

2) they go with every t shirt and shoe

3) they looks mad chill especially with a sweatshirt on

4) Bananas are high in potassium

5) they hide random occasional boners better than sweat pants and mesh shorts

6) they are warm enough but not too sweaty
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
1)Yes
2)kinda I guess
3)not really
4)fact
5)get laid...
6)no, and you tried too hard.

I thought we already decided they are just clothing. wear them if you want, or don't.
moving on.
17 years ago
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Jibmaster101
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
why do you wear a bunch of fishing clothes? fishing shorts and shoes and shit. what are you a fisherman or just a retard who thinks its classy to dress like one?
17 years ago
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
i like to put my laserpointer in my cargo pockets
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
real fishermen don't dress like that... just so you know.
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
I wish the same fer yer tally-wanker. yes I said tally-wanker.
17 years ago
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
i wish you would get the hell off this site. we dont need another jefersondavis.
17 years ago
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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dock shorts and polo tees? are you kidding me? go back to your frat brotard.
17 years ago
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ax_murderer
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cargo pants are most definitely gay.
17 years ago
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ax_murderer
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if you dont own a pair of cargo shorts, your probably past the 5th grade.
17 years ago
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
the next thread should def ask which point is in the dalai lama or something...

i really like ns for making such threads over such dumbless questions, i loled for nothing, and thats something you cant really buy
17 years ago
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
yes, yes, Y E S
17 years ago
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
a hand job.

No one has got a handjob in cargo shorts since nam.

I love that line, it really makes you think
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
I wish some people weren't mentally challenged, but that's life, deal with it.
17 years ago
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
thats low. there is no need to bring the handy capped into this. you are just demonstrating how fucked up the south is.
17 years ago
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
to not look like a dbag?...
17 years ago
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
you continue to prove how gay you are
17 years ago
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
at least i am not from the south or from the woods of new england
17 years ago
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
its the truth
17 years ago
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i wearthem about 200 days a year, i guess that makes me a super loser.

17 years ago
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Flo_Rida_2016
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ftw
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
handy capped

ahahahahahahahaha i've never seen it spelled like that.
17 years ago
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cannabisshane
Posts: 178 - Karma: 20
 I wear cargo shorts.
17 years ago
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
bahahahahaha. and ^^ those look like 60 year old man shorts.
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