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Hesh package???

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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
We have the Gangst package... we need the hesh anti gangst package now.
gotta be fair to the haters!



Jul 23 2008 12:05PM
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MtHoodMeadows
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
What's in that?  A tight dirty wifebeater?
Jul 23 2008 12:14PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
whaaaaaaat the fuck are you talking about?
Jul 23 2008 12:16PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
actually in all honesty, hesh probably doesn't want a package, all it wants is a menthol cigarette and some vodka
Jul 23 2008 12:19PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
skinny tall tee... complete with pit stains, and coffee, blood, and snot stains.
tall toque, preferably black or grey.
flannel button up frayed everywhere, and tobacco and a rolling machine.
Jul 23 2008 12:22PM
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Malczyk
Posts: 1433 - Karma: 1,880
make that skinny tall t signed by the entire team of surface and joystick. must throw in copy of On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Jul 23 2008 12:47PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
ahahaha... i love that book, but its hilarious that you threw that in there
Jul 23 2008 12:49PM
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RIDEDIRTY
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
: S Confused
Jul 23 2008 1:11PM
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snarfsnarf44
Posts: 294 - Karma: 12
and some uber tight holden pants sewn up EVEN TIGHTER with shoelaces, also some duct tape and reeeeeally long brown scarfs
Jul 23 2008 1:36PM
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[~_~]
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Throw in a one-speed bicycle.
Jul 23 2008 3:09PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
make sure its a fixed gear road bike
Jul 23 2008 3:13PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
I have a fixed-gear road bike
I smoke menthols
I have a copy of jack kerouac
I wear tightpants
I have frogskins


Am I hesh? I always thought I was wierd, I shower I can't be hesh. all my ski shit is XL. it is just better on the mtn, funtionality son.

as for the hesh package: a big scarf, neon ns stickers, a bar of soap, and a badge that says, "HEY! I'm different and interesting!"
Jul 23 2008 3:46PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
no, you sound like a cool guy.

if you have to ask youre not, if you bother to ask youre not, however, since i am generalizing.

yes you hesh ass motherfucker... go buy some holden.
Jul 23 2008 3:50PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
^hahahahahahahahaha
Jul 23 2008 7:56PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
is holden hesh?

shit haha
Jul 23 2008 8:18PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
Yea they were actually on sale at Hot Topic
Jul 23 2008 8:49PM
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SEABURN
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hot topic doesn't sell snow pants.
Jul 24 2008 4:30PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
200$ sunglasses aren't hesh
Jul 24 2008 4:37PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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heh hehe heh ya, cause then it would be called "cold topic".
Jul 24 2008 6:41PM
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EMK
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 669
It would be un-hesh to buy something called the hesh package.
i would like a ns branded slimfit tall tee, wayfarer copy sunglasses and durag combo, i think it would be cool.
Jul 24 2008 8:07PM
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ghosfacekilla
Posts: 533 - Karma: 72
If skiing goes into a "hesh" phase it will prove that it is riding snowboardings dick. Please, wear what you want but comon, jeans will be gay no matter how tight when ur skiing
Jul 24 2008 9:56PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
you didnt know skiing is and always will be riding snowboarding's dick?
Jul 24 2008 10:20PM
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snarfsnarf44
Posts: 294 - Karma: 12
listen to Heshling here
Aug 8 2008 2:59AM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
plaid flanel shirt. i went to a bar tonight with my friend and his co-workers from american apparel, and i was the only person at the table not wearing a plaid flanel shirt.
Aug 8 2008 3:04AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
yes but why? some1 explain to me how u think hesh is cool. no hate, i just need to understand
Aug 8 2008 3:12AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
DOOHOOHOO hesh
Aug 8 2008 3:39AM
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Pwn.Mode
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 10
you're obv. not hesh because heshers wouldnt stereotype themselves into what makes them hesh, and they wouldnt be sitting on an internet form asking for somone to make hesh gear for them. heshers are just naturally gnarly and do gnar things beacuse they hesh. stop posing.
Aug 8 2008 4:03AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Don't forget the vegetarian girlfriend
Aug 8 2008 8:13AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
vegetarian isn't hardcore enough anymore. She has to be vegan.
Aug 8 2008 10:58AM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
Exactly!


Aug 8 2008 11:45AM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
and dont you work at evo? and please tell me you live in Fremont.... or better yet.... Tangletown
Aug 8 2008 4:01PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Death to Gypsies. Damn you Heshin bastards.
Aug 8 2008 11:20PM
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