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Any girls in SF wanna skate with me?

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starlightlou
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Hey... I live in San Francisco and am looking for some other girls to skate with. I been riding a long board for a while, but recently got a short board and want to learn some tricks. They're opening a huge new skate park right next to where i live too. Any takers?
Jun 16 2008 7:38PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Took you long enough to find this thread! I figured you'd be on this shit quicker than flies on cow shit.

And no. She's probably 17 you sicko.
Jun 17 2008 6:28PM
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Sufferboy
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nice ass

ill skate with u

ive skated for like 5 years
Jun 17 2008 6:29PM
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word-sauce
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your hind quarters are well taken care of
Jun 17 2008 6:32PM
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doritos
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And for the record people.. pedophile. If you're gonna associate yourself sexually with the more youthful members of society, at least get your title right.
Jun 17 2008 8:23PM
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Mezmerize19
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im just in shock of this thread
Jun 17 2008 9:12PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60

daaaaaaaaayuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jun 21 2008 10:37AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
bahahahahaha
Jun 21 2008 11:24AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
now that
is fine.
Jun 21 2008 11:55AM
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Meh42
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This one time we got one of my black friends into a really tight pair of jeans and took pictures of his ass.  We sent them around to all the frattish boys in the dorm...  Every one of them came running to figure out who the hot chick was...


YOU MA'AM ARE REALLY A BLACK MAN
Jun 21 2008 12:08PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
hahhahaha... that is too funny. Ummmm i guess that's a compliment?
Jun 21 2008 12:54PM
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Dbouch
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CAPS LOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Jun 23 2008 12:35AM
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AOTEAROA
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get ready for multiple grazes and bruises, skating is killer.
Jun 23 2008 1:04AM
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Scottness
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dude, this is too funny.  as the guy who introduced linds to ns and someone who has been on here for awhile, covered events for ns, written articles, etc...i'm totally embarrassed.  it's great that she has such a rad sense of humor to play along with it, but you guys have just made yourselves look like complete arse bandits.  if you saw her in person, you'd all shut your mouth.  pictures don't do justice.  she's the hotness, for reals.
Jul 9 2008 7:46PM
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morocco_mole
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
whatever this thread is still hilarious
Jul 9 2008 8:03PM
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dr_phil
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 95
hahaha this thread is epic nonsense
Jul 9 2008 8:12PM
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0123456789
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i think everybody was in agreeance(is that a word) that she has a nice ass, most likely maening she is probally hot. adn your an arse bandit? what the fuck is that?
Jul 9 2008 8:22PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
hey i saw this and i wanted to say hi
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Jul 9 2008 8:41PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
how did you get that!? ;) haha
Jul 9 2008 8:43PM
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skiizy
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i googled pedofile and its under images haha
Jul 9 2008 8:47PM
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steezyjibber
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andre triggered the whole thread
Jul 9 2008 8:48PM
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starlightlou
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wow! I've made it big time then! haha
Jul 9 2008 8:55PM
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skiizy
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this is one of my favorite threads of the summer so far
Jul 9 2008 9:15PM
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brenker
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nice ass
Jul 9 2008 9:16PM
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skiizy
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and of course someone brings it back to her ass
Jul 9 2008 9:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
This thread is still going. Wow!

starlightlou rocks my socks!
Jul 9 2008 10:53PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
she rocks my toesocks
Jul 9 2008 10:56PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Agreed
Jul 10 2008 12:15PM
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artfullydodged
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this thread is kick ass
Jul 10 2008 3:01PM
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starlightlou
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no pun intended i'm sure :)
Jul 10 2008 6:31PM
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Ryno
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I'm looking for someone to skate with in ontario...move here and we can jam!
Jul 10 2008 6:34PM
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starlightlou
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right back attcha baby... i like your juicy booty. ;)
Jul 10 2008 6:43PM
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skiizy
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Jul 10 2008 6:59PM
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skiizy
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if nobody tells me i have a nice ass... i am going to be soooo pissed!
Jul 10 2008 7:02PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
You forgot no homo. This is the 2nd time I've caught you doing this...3rd time calls for skepticism.

Jul 10 2008 7:03PM
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skiizy
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going in the sig
Jul 10 2008 7:05PM
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starlightlou
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lookin good :) But i think we need a better angle for a more thorough analysis.
Jul 10 2008 7:07PM
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artfullydodged
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... of course nawwwt
Jul 10 2008 7:08PM
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skiizy
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well i cant bend my wrist that way, i figured the oakley mirror would make up for it
Jul 10 2008 7:09PM
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starlightlou
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oh and add those toe socks in while you're at it. :)
Jul 10 2008 7:10PM
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skiizy
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wait... do you want to? ;)
Jul 10 2008 7:11PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I think I need to sig this.
Jul 10 2008 7:12PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
^ yes you do
Jul 10 2008 7:15PM
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skiizy
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hahaha
oh man :(

Jul 10 2008 7:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Awww, well I'm gonna second his "nice ass" and I'm gonna add a "I'd hit that". Please don't tell Chris Hanson.

Feel better?
Jul 10 2008 7:22PM
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skiizy
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haha i might have to make my entire sig quotes by you... haha thanks man i feel alot better, and dont worry i wont tell
Jul 10 2008 7:28PM
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PacificRimJob
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Haha wow.. I missed a lot of the fun this thread had to offer..
Jul 20 2008 1:30AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
anyone grillin hamburgers?
Sep 25 2008 3:56PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
regies?

although i think the whole skating issue was lost a long time ago in this thread.

the pancakes are pretty good though.
Sep 25 2008 3:56PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
oh drew... you just had to "bump" it didn't you.
Sep 25 2008 5:15PM
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starlightlou
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Sep 25 2008 6:04PM
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