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Any girls in SF wanna skate with me?

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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
Hey... I live in San Francisco and am looking for some other girls to skate with. I been riding a long board for a while, but recently got a short board and want to learn some tricks. They're opening a huge new skate park right next to where i live too. Any takers?
Jun 16 2008 7:38PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
oh really? you don't give a fuck?
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and to all you haters that's my board in the background.
Jun 16 2008 10:32PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
hahahaha nice...well ive been proven wrong and owned
Jun 16 2008 10:38PM
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shredabanana
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
haha this thread is interesting
Jun 16 2008 10:49PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
hey nice ass
Jun 16 2008 10:53PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
you thought i was bluffing so i just had to lay it down, a nice and juicy royal ass flush. hahaha.
Jun 16 2008 10:53PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Way to post pictures of your ass on a public forum where real pedy's can now stalk you. Just sayin'.
Jun 16 2008 10:55PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
ashley shut up...
san fran girl post more
Jun 16 2008 10:57PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
can you be a pedo if your 16?

ill still skate with you
Jun 16 2008 10:58PM
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JumboBum
Posts: 557 - Karma: 40
I'm down to skate. I also live in San Francisco. I'm not very good or anything but I'm down for skating most stuff. I just got back from school. PM if you wanna skate. I'm not a girl, but one of my friends looks like a girl does that count? We were skating at Crocker today and two little black kids came in and asked if he was a guy or a girl. I was rollin on the floor laughing so hard. So yeah.
Jun 16 2008 10:59PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
i'm not 14 so don't think the pedy's are interested. Besides i'm a big girl now, i can handle my biz. thanks tho.
Jun 16 2008 11:00PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
hahah!
Jun 16 2008 11:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Sorry Ty, am I ruining your moment of almost e-pr0n? My apologies. SF girl, post n00dz for these boys so they don't start callin' you a tease.

*Warning: posting porn will have you banned.
Jun 16 2008 11:02PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
cock block
Jun 16 2008 11:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Go touch your brothers boobies if you need some action.
Jun 16 2008 11:05PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
it helps me sleep at night okay?!
Jun 16 2008 11:06PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
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Hey so uh... do you wanna go skateboarding?
Jun 16 2008 11:12PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
well if you're telling me i have a nice ass you're probably not a girl... although snwbrdmilf has definitely made me reevaluate my conventional standards. and if you ARE a girl, and you still think i have a nice ass, all the better... let's ride. ;) haha.
Jun 16 2008 11:56PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
All the better as in... if I just so happened to be a dude, hypothetically of course, that would be OK just not as good as a girl?

... Or is this more of a cleverly disguised Classified ad? Zing!
Jun 17 2008 12:05AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
I live in Mill Valley but I'm always down to ride (i'm of the male sex if you really care that much).  I really just longboard though.   How old are you/why can't you find any of your own friends to ride with?
Jun 17 2008 12:06AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i would love, to skate my wang, up your ass.

it is nice, be back in like 3 minutes.
Jun 17 2008 12:17AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Hey, that pedo dude has a really nice ass!
Jun 17 2008 12:27AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Classy.
Jun 17 2008 12:39AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
I HAVE A QUESTION, ARE YOU A LESBIAN? OR IS IT JUST FOR TH EPIC LULZ?

O LOOK, I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON


LOL
Jun 17 2008 12:48AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha, even though you're shitting on me a little bit... this is still pretty fucking hilarious.
Jun 17 2008 1:09AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
ahaha LMAO!!
Jun 17 2008 1:17AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i am not normally one to make comments like this about ns chicks but that is one fine rear end
Jun 17 2008 2:45AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
where have you been?... i just joined this site but these "antics" seem to be goin on everywhere. It was all in good fun... and personally i found it pretty fucking funny even when i was the one being laughed at (or at least my pedifile self) haha.
Jun 17 2008 2:46AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

dpnt you ever call anybody a jive turkey!!

Jun 17 2008 2:59AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
That can still be a guys ass from a low angle. Cleavage please.
Jun 17 2008 5:57AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
ya well need full frontal with nips blured out by NS signs, its only fair...
Jun 17 2008 10:51AM
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krazykeegs
Posts: 113 - Karma: 30
hahaha
so much shit gets thrown out there
haha
Jun 17 2008 12:22PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
basically
Jun 17 2008 12:29PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
my new favorite member
Jun 17 2008 12:41PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Wow this is hilarious, I normally dont venture into non-ski gabber, but you guys are just too ridiculous~
Jun 17 2008 12:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
ass!!!!! boobies!!!!!!!! bergina!!!!!!!!! pr0n!!!!!!!!!
i'll skate with you, here's a pic to prove who i am:

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Jun 17 2008 12:57PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
and then she was like "you will never get this, you will never get this, lalalalalalala" but one day, billo, he get it!!!!
Jun 17 2008 12:59PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
wtf?
Jun 17 2008 1:14PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
ooo, that was mean ilovesnwbrdmilf, very mean
Jun 17 2008 1:16PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
just look at that! if you post pics of before and after your operation you will be back in first
Jun 17 2008 1:23PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
Well we are friends now... but he's promised to wear a collar and leash.
Jun 17 2008 1:39PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
lollerskates if her face is ugly
Jun 17 2008 2:05PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
Short board...sounds like something a 45 year old man who lives with his mom would call a skateboard after learning about a longboard while trying to identify with his victims....i'm gonna side with the first few posts and say your a pedo....plus what do you have against 14 year old boys...to old for you?...pedo!
Jun 17 2008 2:56PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
agreed haha
Jun 17 2008 3:02PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
NEWSCHOOLERS ONLINE COMMUNITY FALLS TO PEDOPHILIA
JUST LIKE OTHER SOCAIL SITES BEFORE IT
Jun 17 2008 4:51PM
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Pernille
Posts: 127 - Karma: 61
hahahaha..
i'm quiet new on ns too and this is one of the first threads i read in the non-ski gabber forum..  this is just to funny. by the way, good job on owning the guys with that pic..
Jun 17 2008 6:02PM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
thanks. Wanna skate? haha ;)
Jun 17 2008 6:12PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 911
yay  freshies for PH - milfy - you catchin this?  you were a noob once..  let her in..  paleeeese?
Jun 17 2008 6:21PM
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Pernille
Posts: 127 - Karma: 61
haha.. i would love to skate with you, but i just moved back to denmark, so it's a bit far to go to skate..
Jun 17 2008 6:25PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
you reak of pedifile
Jun 17 2008 6:27PM
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