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Mom found my stash

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amo
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so i keep it in a pair of long socks in a box in my room. i walk in today and the lid on the box it like halfway open and the sock is in there. all there is is my plastic bag which used to contain a pipe and some weed leftovers. like crumbs literally cause i smoked all i had. so i know my moms took my pipe and she probably noticed the weed crumbs. what do i do? wait it out? go buy more weed and smoke it? confront her about it? suggestions please.
andplease don't hate on the n00bnes that went down on my part. kthxbai
Jun 14 2008 5:02PM
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doublexl
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just tell her you use it responsibly, and it doesnt interfere with school and if it becomes a problem, youll quit and talk to her about it.
Jun 14 2008 5:04PM
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amo
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ehhh.anybdy else?
Jun 14 2008 5:08PM
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eazylax
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that's the best thing to do, don't lie your way out of it cuz you'll just fuck yourself over eventually in the long run, trust me.
Jun 14 2008 5:17PM
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smuggsVT
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tell her to give it back or give you $40 to go buy a new one

but seriously just talk to her about it and how you are responsible about it and how you dont let it fuck with important shit. If she really wants you to stop smoking i would say take a break.   Just about everyone gets caught by their parents at some point.
Jun 14 2008 5:20PM
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readiculous
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you should go to her before she comes to you. otherwise it'll just be awkward untill someone says something.
Jun 14 2008 5:21PM
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amo
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well i just had a good 5 minutes convo with her about some art final i'm doing for school and she didnt even hint to it, and it wasn't awks at all. i mean she knows that i smoke/have smoked. and when she found out the first time all she said was don't make a habbit of it. so i'm thinking if she does say anything then its not gonna be that bad at all. i think i'm just gonna wait it out. i have a feeling she's not gonna say anything at all.
Jun 14 2008 5:31PM
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[~_~]
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exactly. Instead of beating around the bush, confront the problem head-on and discuss it with her. If you go to her, it will also make you look even more responsible in her eyes, which equals +++ brownie points.
Jun 14 2008 5:32PM
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amo
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alright well i'm out for now. but i'll update you guys on how things go. thanks alot for the suggestions. ++karma
Jun 14 2008 5:35PM
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sowstochd
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hahah that made me chuckle "go buy more weed and smoke it?"
Jun 14 2008 5:47PM
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readiculous
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yer in the clear then, just be mo careful with yo shit.
Jun 14 2008 5:52PM
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Karcher
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just dont smoke
Jun 14 2008 6:15PM
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Alex_thedroog
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maybe, my dad took mine out of my car and didn't tell me it was him for at least a week
Jun 14 2008 6:20PM
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emopoppins
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yo always confront your parents. if my parents find my shit, i'm just gonna be like. SEE THIS REPORT CARD? 3 A's bitch, throw it up nigggggga, and give me my shit back.
Jun 14 2008 7:30PM
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gordie.
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she was prolly cleaning yo room and was like damm looky here and stole that shit for herself
Jun 14 2008 7:33PM
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sick-as-aids
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if she mentions it just say u forgot it was there and you used to smoke it. then ask for the pipe back
Jun 14 2008 7:42PM
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doublexl
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haha just kidding bro.
Jun 14 2008 8:01PM
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mommy
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just get some heroin and some syringes and leave them in a pair of undies. hopefully she will find your new stash and forget all about your old one.

and if she gives you shit, hire a lion to eat her... out, and she'll be in too much ecstasy to care about your drug problem.
Jun 14 2008 8:05PM
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raddar
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maybe she borrowed it, and itll reappear in your drawer in the next few days
Jun 14 2008 8:06PM
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lazyguy
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stupid move. thats beating around the bush and it can very easily completely backfire on you. If you USED to use it then you dont need it anymore so why would you need it back. I dont smoke pot but the obvious thing to do is to be upfront about it. Freedom with parents comes with trust which comes with acting responsibly in your actions.
Jun 14 2008 9:58PM
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sick-as-aids
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he asks for the pipe back so he can reminisce on his pot smoking days. makes perfect sense haha
Jun 14 2008 10:01PM
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nick@
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my buddys parents just found his bubbler we only got to smoke 4 bowls before they found it...........hes on house arrest now

Jun 14 2008 10:57PM
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AptosFreeskier
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How cool would it be if you bought more dank but she caught you and made you smoke the whole bag right then, super troopers status.
Jun 14 2008 10:59PM
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Balto
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lol that would be great. its like what my friends mom did to him but he had a bottle of jack D
Jun 14 2008 11:33PM
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Alkyy
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she trying to kill the kid?
Jun 15 2008 12:24AM
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R-Bertsch
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my parents always used to take my shit and would never speak about it, and i would just be salt
Jun 15 2008 12:27AM
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skierdudeguy
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pretty sure my parents know about my steamroller and probably even my stash. its just in a cigar box under another cigar box. it has my piece (not steam roller), tweeds, stems and shit, lighters, papers.
they have never mentioned it. my dad asked me if ive smoked before when it was me, him, and my chill ass uncle. i said i did. they said they never liked it. i told them i did. haha, nothing came of it.
Jun 15 2008 12:32AM
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Malcolm
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do a bunch of shit like dishes and stuff then ask for it back
Jun 15 2008 12:51AM
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Manlenium
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Replace it with 12 porno mags, vaseline, and sex toys.
Jun 15 2008 12:56AM
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shortdawg
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bitch stopped droppin' bop right as i was bustin... took her mouth off and busted all over my left nipple


Jun 15 2008 12:56AM
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brenker
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blaze her down
Jun 15 2008 1:27AM
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Bean_Slc
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say it is your friends, and you need it back so you can give it to him
Jun 15 2008 1:38AM
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nigel12
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its weird im upfront about it with my mom but not my dad and he smokes  like an o every couple weeks. my mom is cool with it as long its not an everyday thing. but my dad found a bong i made and flipped shit. and my mom just stood in the background it was weak on her part i thought.

ive been caught like 3 other times though and he still gets just as pissed
Jun 15 2008 2:01AM
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zylstra
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my mom has a stash of her own of all the shit she took from me and my brother...i found it  early on so relaly i just take what i need when i want, its not like she checks it every day. or ever.
Jun 15 2008 2:16AM
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amo
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lol this sucks. cause legit like 2 minutes before i found out she took my pipe i bought a quarter off my bro and nowi got nothin to smoke it with. i think i'll make a pipe out of my toothbrush or somehing neat like that. even tho thatwould never really work.
Jun 15 2008 4:02PM
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artfullydodged
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haha make a corn-pipe
Jun 15 2008 4:13PM
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doritos
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I don't know who you are or what you're talking about, but that was fucking epic.
Jun 15 2008 4:15PM
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BEARS.
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run away from home
Jun 15 2008 4:27PM
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Boodje.
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you were holding it for a friend.
Jun 15 2008 4:30PM
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killabees
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find a better hiding spot ... duh
Jun 15 2008 4:30PM
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Santa-Cruz
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knock her out and steal it back smoke it and go along with ur day
Jun 15 2008 4:32PM
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Clifford996
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just dont listen to him, thats probably not your best option
Jun 15 2008 4:34PM
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grifter
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just search the house for your pipe bro, check all the usual spots, you'll find it :) good luck!
Jun 15 2008 4:42PM
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doritos
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I tried that. Then I realized treating your parents like they're dumber than the 10-year-old Downs kid who's still kickin' it in the 3rd grade doesn't get you anywhere except fucked. Respect your parents, and they will respect you. Believe me. It sucks, but in the long run it'll pay off.
Jun 15 2008 4:42PM
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afton_steeze
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i like the way you think
Jun 15 2008 4:51PM
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amo
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if this is actually a chick you're pretty much a BAMF. And so far my top options are
1. Run away from home
2. replace it with 12 porno mags, vasaline, and sex toys
3. the heroin one, that was good
Jun 15 2008 4:56PM
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afton_steeze
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put a dildo in there. that will get her blood pumping, no doubt.
Jun 15 2008 4:58PM
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switchskier206604
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ask for it back (or not) and confront her based on the argument that it doesnt interfeere with your shit like the third person said or somethin. tell her you dont do it very often and when you do its usually at the end of your day / evening, thats a big deal to explain how it doesnt incapacitate you all day long and interfere wit hyour shit. and keep telling your mom u love her, best not to let them think it's changing you at all, so the i love you think helps a lot. parents are still hooked on all the terrible 420 propaganda from their childhoods, or they're smokers and embraced it during the late 60s. and if that s the case and they dont want you smoking, tell them you'll not make a habit out of it (like im sure they did, and dont want to see you do) and you'll stop on your own time soon enough. parents know that shits a phase because people have real life shit to do. yup

oh and dont keep your pipes anywhere in the house, that shit reeks like fuck when nothing in your house else smells like chronic and you dont have one thing resinating the smell and then you got a pipe, unless you're triple / quad bagging it. and get a glass jar for your chronic, even if you live on the coast its the bomb for the smell, containing and marinating your weed it its own smell is the bomb cure. and it deters the smell hella legit, just dont be cracking your jar of chronic in your room lol.... POOOOOM all up in your room rufflllls, take care. good luck. OH AND TELL YOUR MOM IT DOESNT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON, but that you know its wrong to be doing, but you do it safely and out of harms way, because you know you dont want to get in trouble over something so stupid, say that exactly. because thats the one thing that THEY KNOW from watching their friends do it when they were your age that it doesnt turn you into a bad person. but also dont let it make you a different person... cuz they'll get pissed about that. but im sure you dont seem stoned off your ass all day infront of your parents, thats just inefficient.
Jun 15 2008 5:01PM
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WhoWantIt
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Get your brother to buy a swisher for you or a zag or ask to borrow his pipe, he is blood.
Jun 15 2008 5:03PM
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inactive
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blame it on the dog/cat/goldfish/family member
Jun 15 2008 5:04PM
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amo
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come again?
Jun 15 2008 5:11PM
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