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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10

crashed a high school graduation today to try and pick up some jail bait.  success was limited as moms usually intervened.  anyone else done this before?  theres another one a few towns over i'm thinking about going to next weekend.

Jun 13 2008 11:47PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
ca-ree-p-er
Jun 13 2008 11:48PM
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phishfood
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Jun 13 2008 11:50PM
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bigolrig
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to catch a predator?
Jun 13 2008 11:50PM
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ButteredToast.
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Pe-do-phile
Jun 13 2008 11:51PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
you all can hate as much as you want, but you've never seen such a selection.  shits like being at a free breakfast buffet.
Jun 13 2008 11:52PM
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BULLSEMEN
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sometthing about this thread makes me uneasy. prolly the fact that the title has nothing to do with the thread.

and you got me stoked for some cool new invention.
Jun 13 2008 11:52PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
lerk lerk lerk
Jun 13 2008 11:53PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
nothing to do with the thread!  cmon!  i just discovered the largest congregation of underage females known to man!  this is a gold mine i'm trying to share with you all
Jun 13 2008 11:54PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
is this a bad joke
Jun 13 2008 11:55PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
your icon says fuck texas.  you seem liberal enough to be down with such acts, or is that all a front?
Jun 13 2008 11:56PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
no my icon says fuck texas because i fucking hate taxans (gapers)
im down for girls my age, thats all
Jun 13 2008 11:58PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
ah, so you're just a hater in general.  tough life kid
Jun 13 2008 11:59PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
no dude, im fer shure not a hater. texans invade my town bout' 4 times a year and are obnoxious.
all im saying is it seems kinda weird to be going to a highschool grad. to pick up girls.
Jun 14 2008 12:01AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
ewww dude that was one of the creepier things ive evr read
Jun 14 2008 12:03AM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16

okay maybe, but you have to admit its slightly misleading

Jun 14 2008 12:06AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
and i thought gettin with a 13 yr old made me a perv
Jun 14 2008 12:09AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
for refrence im 17
Jun 14 2008 12:10AM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
what?
Jun 14 2008 12:11AM
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RICK_ROSS
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yeah it does, 5 years
Jun 14 2008 12:12AM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
A) it does
B) you're a little young for it now but remember this plan in 5 years and you'll thank me for it then
Jun 14 2008 12:12AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i thought getting with my sister made my a perv.
Jun 14 2008 12:13AM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
do your deffiently still a creap
Jun 14 2008 12:13AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
THE CREEPYNESS OF THIS THREAD IS ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMING TO THE POINT THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO AVOID THE IMMINENT AWKWARD SILENCE!!!
Jun 14 2008 12:13AM
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crazyfuck
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dude, if you have to go to high school graduations to try to pick up girls, you're officially as gay as AIDS.  get a fucking life...
Jun 14 2008 12:14AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
damnit my worst suspicions are confirmed...to be totally honest though she looked older and i didnt ask...so ya prbly still perv....i knew id end up like my dad
Jun 14 2008 12:15AM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
no way dude,  the best way to NOT get aids is to go cradle robbing.  they havent had a chance to get it yet!  brilliant, i know
Jun 14 2008 12:15AM
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MewTwo
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if you are talking about elementry graduation im wayyyyyyy ahead of you.
Jun 14 2008 12:17AM
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ButteredToast.
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The sad part is that you know the term "Cradle robbing"
Jun 14 2008 12:19AM
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dumbo-tron
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dude, thats how i got the idea.  my uncle hits up the elementaries all the time.  i figured i'd ease my way into the game with high school.  next year, junior high and eventually i'll be a pro like him
Jun 14 2008 12:20AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
dude funeral crashing straight up....go get some cougars hell ya
Jun 14 2008 12:20AM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10

how do you think i got into this shit?  i never woulve been turned onto it if your mom hadnt robbed my cradle 5 years ago

Jun 14 2008 12:21AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
something tells me this thread will either be deleted or become famous one of the 2
Jun 14 2008 12:23AM
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gordie.
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Jun 14 2008 12:24AM
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reverendwrong
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it would be cooler if i could read it
Jun 14 2008 12:26AM
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dumbo-tron
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hopefully famous.  everyone deserves to know about this land of opportunity.
Jun 14 2008 12:26AM
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Mezmerize19
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you know i saw this 13 year old with this 17 year old dude. all i could think was wow, fucking her must be like throwing a pencil in a hallway
Jun 14 2008 12:33AM
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Swan_Solo
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Jun 14 2008 12:36AM
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dumbo-tron
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are you kidding?  13 year olds are like trying to fit a zucchini in a key hole.
Jun 14 2008 12:37AM
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mattster
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thats what i love about these highschool girls... i keep gettin older, they stay the same age... heh heh
Jun 14 2008 12:42AM
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ThaLetterM.
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Jun 14 2008 12:43AM
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reverendwrong
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thats a more acurate description
Jun 14 2008 12:45AM
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Grube
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i think so...your a creeper
Jun 14 2008 12:54AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
oh wow, im in agreement with stayfresh right now
Jun 14 2008 12:54AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
this thread is fucked up,  chris hansen is going to destroy NS if he sees this
Jun 14 2008 12:56AM
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charmander
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[IMG]ChrisHanson.jpg[/IMG]
Jun 14 2008 1:02AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
oh fail

just click it
Jun 14 2008 1:02AM
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Karcher
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wow thats not creepy
Jun 14 2008 1:05AM
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Swan_Solo
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Jun 14 2008 1:12AM
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ChrisMercer
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If you wanna fuck something that tight, try sticking your dick in a shampoo bottle or something.  You should've been trying to get with their moms.  The sex would've been better.
Jun 14 2008 3:43AM
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VT_FLO
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this thread makes me lose faith in humanity
Jun 14 2008 12:37PM
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