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A recent discovery...

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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10

crashed a high school graduation today to try and pick up some jail bait.  success was limited as moms usually intervened.  anyone else done this before?  theres another one a few towns over i'm thinking about going to next weekend.

Jun 13 2008 11:47PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
holy shit!  update.  god seems to be smiling down upon me, as there was a U-17 girls soccer car wash fundraiser down the street from me today.  thank god for tinted windows.
Jun 14 2008 8:18PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
this might be the funniest thread i have seen in months
Jun 14 2008 8:21PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
+Karma for making me laugh/being a giant creeper
Jun 14 2008 8:38PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
sucha good idea.
Jun 14 2008 8:47PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
What if this guy is a college freshman? Not very creepy in that case.
Jun 14 2008 8:51PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
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Jun 14 2008 10:14PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
he said he was like 21-22 last page
Jun 14 2008 10:18PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
dude i take offense, my best friend squanto is from TX

and this is a creepy thread
Jun 14 2008 10:26PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
do i hear an echo in here?
Jun 14 2008 10:58PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
dude, threads cant echo, and u cant hear them
Jun 14 2008 11:00PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
wow. what a creeperrrrr
Jun 14 2008 11:11PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
r u fuckin kidding me?
Jun 14 2008 11:26PM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
although you're correct, i never revealed that.  good guess though.  i mean is 4 years really that bad?
Jun 15 2008 1:14AM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
I think that newschoolers should have a sex offender list
Jun 15 2008 1:17AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
The fact you need to pick up jailbait shows how much of a loser you are in your own age bracket.
Jun 15 2008 1:24AM
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aurora.
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 104
wow....please do not show up at my graduation.
Jun 15 2008 1:32AM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
the fact that you don't know younger bodies = tighter pussies only reveals your own inexperience.  so shut it, fag
Jun 15 2008 1:32AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
The fact that you need tight pussies shows how small your weiner is.
Jun 15 2008 1:39AM
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dumbo-tron
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
the fact that you enjoy putting yours into assholes renders this entire argument useless
Jun 15 2008 1:44AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
The ladies let me stick it where i want, without me having to bribe them with barbies and candy like you.
Jun 15 2008 1:49AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
lol
Jun 15 2008 2:28AM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
wow.... creeper
Jun 15 2008 3:28AM
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