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canonrider
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You know those signs in front of churches that always have little sayings about jebuss.... post funny ones that you've seen, check this mother fucker out

'God answers Knee-mail'

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahah, whew...

Bent Films
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Oct 13 2003 10:36PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
whos jebuss


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'The Unusuals' represent east bellevue

Just wait yall be hearin em in a few years.
Oct 13 2003 10:40PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
its jesus you stupid cockeating jew


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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
Oct 13 2003 10:47PM
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PhaedeD
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churches are dumb.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 13 2003 11:06PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^amen


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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
Oct 13 2003 11:14PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
hey how are you?
im good, how are you?
oh ya, you know, i think
oh ya i know
where are you?
im over here?
where?
right here, next to you?
oh i see you, come over here
where?
over here
oh ok

-What
Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 14 2003 7:24AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
'the most powerfull position is on your knees'



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proud member of the KPP
and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
Oct 14 2003 10:15AM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
^^^hahaha...relates to a total burn I did on a girl last week

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 14 2003 3:53PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
How about 'think it's hot here?'
or 'tell the kids I love them...God'
or 'the holidays are coming and seating is limited. claim your church pew today'.
Oct 14 2003 4:00PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
bahahhahahah ^ yes jodi, thats exactly what im talking about
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Oct 14 2003 4:33PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i saw the best one on the way back from the focused premier.

on the top line it said 'c h _ _ c h'
and underneith it said 'whats missing'

sooo good
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Oct 14 2003 4:42PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahaha

wow i get a kick out of these
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Oct 14 2003 4:44PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
aiight i saw another hilarious one today

'So Youve tried everything under the sun?'
'why not try the SON?'

ahahah whew... gold
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Oct 22 2003 10:26PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
just saw another one

'try jesus, if it doesn't work out, the devil can have you back'

baaaaaaaahhaahhaha holy moses. apparently people aren't getting as big of a kick out of these as i am.... wow

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Oct 23 2003 5:21PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I think people arent getting a big of kick as you are because those are lies and you know that. Some of those are actually pretty good. But mostly I agree churches need to lay off on that kind of advertising it just pushes people away doesnt it? am i right?
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 23 2003 5:37PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
dude^ i swear, every single one iv posted has been the truth, i dont know how i can convay it over the internet, but im serious, every single one is the truth
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Oct 23 2003 5:41PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
well please this is a freeskiing community leave religion just somewhere else. Freeskiiers meet here not whatever the fuck else you want to add to this blank

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Oct 23 2003 5:43PM
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shibby
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yes skiers to meet here in the SKI GABBER forum.
Oct 23 2003 6:02PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I think that was supportive but I just dont understand what were you just trying to say?
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 23 2003 6:04PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
i do agree that skiers meet here and that its a ski site but theres no problem with this thread. if you want to see ski threads go to the ski gabber.
Oct 23 2003 6:06PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
agreeable but even the ski gabber form is becoming as gay as hell
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 23 2003 6:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
none of those are funny
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Oct 23 2003 6:24PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13


+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.
Oct 23 2003 7:04PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Instead of No parking signs, they put up signs that say like 'Jesus is sad when people park here' And the funny thing is they work



jibba jabba
Oct 23 2003 7:10PM
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1212j5j5
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Oct 23 2003 8:00PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
There's a laundramat in the next town over where I go to school that is owned by really religious people so they have these signs in the window and sometimes they have biblical excerpts but last srping for a while they had these FUNNY ass things-

'If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it.'

'The Ten Commandments are not multiple Choice.'

'CH_ _ RCH. What's missing? U-R!'


and my personal favorite-

'Be an organ donor... give your heart to Jesus!'





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 23 2003 8:37PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
your personal favorite is now my personal favorite... thats gold.. wow

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Oct 23 2003 9:35PM
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gambino500014
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jesus was a poser
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

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Oct 23 2003 9:48PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
what did he pose about?
think about the shit that comes out of your mouth before you type
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 24 2003 12:48AM
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Lanemeyers
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Jesus is a witty marketer!


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!


'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
Oct 24 2003 2:26PM
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roxysister360
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my high school had the one up about
what's missing? CH_ _CH UR
they had it up like 2 years ago..good old catholic school
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Oct 24 2003 2:47PM
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Lord_Piot
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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.
Oct 24 2003 3:22PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
'forbidden fruits create many jams'

hahahahaha wow

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Oct 31 2003 9:21AM
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Concord
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I hate church

Im a Dumbass
Oct 31 2003 9:25AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
'having trouble sleeping? why not try counting your blessings!'

its a goldmine out there

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Nov 1 2003 11:59AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Haha these are ace, but i don't think scratch2fswotever appreciates them. haha keep em coming.
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Nov 1 2003 12:55PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
'your gene pool has a lifegaurd'

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
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Jan 25 2004 11:16PM
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gravteck
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I have video of one of a spot we were skating at:
'A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing'

Jan 25 2004 11:22PM
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starky
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i saw a no parking sign that said 'thou shalt not park here'
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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.
Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.
Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jan 26 2004 3:08PM
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Infantz16
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i don't like churches


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Jan 26 2004 3:13PM
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bigsky_gurl
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There is a huge sign off of I5 in oregon that says 'jesus is the anti christ'



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 26 2004 5:54PM
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bigsky_gurl
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The pope i mean....



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 26 2004 5:54PM
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bigair182
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don't let your worries kill you, let the church help
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Jan 26 2004 6:15PM
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ECfreeski3
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these are hilarious


anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

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Jan 26 2004 7:00PM
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