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Favorite Hot Dog Condiments?

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zerospinskier
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Well, I fucking love hot dogs. I have 3 loaded ones in front of me right now, at 1am. What are your necessity/favorite condiments?

Needed:
-cream cheese (best part)
-ketchup
Pretty much have to have on every hot dog, or its not worth eating.

Optional, but preferred:
-sauerkraut
-mustard
-Craft Singles slice of cheese
-relish

Also, my best and fastest way to make them is:
-Throw the dog, wrapped in a paper towel in the micro for 28 seconds
-Put bun, opened in toaster
Eating amazingness in no time.

Dec 17 2007 4:15AM
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kabozo101
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ketchup everytime. slice of cheese randomly when i feel like it
Dec 17 2007 9:07AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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cheap hotdogs, cheap buns,, relish, onions, ketchup

microwave dogs, put relish then onions then ketchup on the bun, then the dog, then eat like 4 of them.  Quick tasty snack. 

Or as far as real hotdogs, get expensive dogs and either boil them or (if they are sausage tyke) then grill them but not so they have any black.  And get nice buns and use the same condiments.
Dec 17 2007 1:18PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Cream cheese eh? I am a huge cream cheese fan, and I have never ever thought about topping my hot dog with it. I am interested....

so ketchup and cream cheese together huh.......

I think I'm going to try this.
Dec 17 2007 1:22PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Mustard and relish, that is all. Sometimes if I'm feeling squirrely I'll dump loads of stuff on there.
Dec 17 2007 2:13PM
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Schmidnj
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Ketchup, dill relish, onions.
Dec 17 2007 2:19PM
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slashquatch
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relish but man when i do it i do it right. you gota grill it and make the diamond cut. keeps the flavour in.
Dec 17 2007 2:23PM
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Mr.O
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plain and simple katchup
Dec 17 2007 2:24PM
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Onlyexstasy
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Spicy Mustard.....Onions...Relish......along with a side of breath mints
Dec 17 2007 2:27PM
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GUZ
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cobra sauce from cobra dogs
Dec 17 2007 2:51PM
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Capt.Flannel
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CHILI and cheese!
Dec 17 2007 3:37PM
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psizzle
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hot sauce, soetimes catsup
Dec 17 2007 3:42PM
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spliff.Life
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sauerkrat
with a small amount of mustard and ketchup
 

or chili

or mustard ketchup and relish

now i want a hot dog haha


Dec 17 2007 3:52PM
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2+2=5
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dijon mustard
Dec 17 2007 3:58PM
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zerospinskier
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Please do, and thank me later. Everyone thinks it'd discusting, but then they actually take a bite with some CC, and they end up lathering it all over the rest of the dog. It's funny seeing skeptical people's reactions. "Wft, why does this taste good? It's not supposed to! But it's SO good!"
Dec 17 2007 4:02PM
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Tom.
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Hot link + toasted bun + Dad's buffalo chili + shredded cheddar = pure sex.
Dec 17 2007 4:27PM
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brizz
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i'm a recovering chicago-dog addict
Dec 17 2007 4:34PM
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hype
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celery salt
Dec 17 2007 5:48PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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man knows what the fuck is up, also kruot, bacon, and mustard is good, then you can never go wrong with the ketchup mustard combo, but i have to say im a hamburger man, shit cant go wrong with one of them, get some cheddar, bbq sauce and some bacon....shit, but non of those fast food shit burgers, you need the real thing
Dec 17 2007 5:56PM
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snwbrdmilf
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So I tried it. With just cream cheese. And I gotta say, it was mad fucking good. I was definitely skeptical at first, but my hot dog was soon lathered in cream cheese shortly after. And this is where I thank you, right? Thank you.
Jan 8 2008 2:16PM
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-Kieran-
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man u guys are making me want a hot dog for lunch

i like mayonnaise, ketchup, spicy mustard, hot sauce
Jan 8 2008 2:44PM
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.KYLE.
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usally just ketchup and spicy mustered, but the best is with chilly and cheese...
Jan 8 2008 2:49PM
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skiP.E.I.
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ketchup, yellow mustard, relish if she's around, sliced onion. best way to have them is with the outer skin burnt to a crisp over a campfire.
Jan 8 2008 2:57PM
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comeatmebro
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ketchup...no more, no less
Jan 8 2008 3:18PM
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wev-skis
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exactally right, sooo good. but if i dont have chili then ketchup is always good.
Jan 8 2008 3:27PM
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miroz
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minus the sour cream and i'll take that any day
Jan 8 2008 3:31PM
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R-Bertsch
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well when i worked at a deli we had hot dogs and you can imagine the creations we had  when you have 60+ ingredients/toppings at your hands. My favorite was a hot dog with mustard, chili, bacon bits, jalepenos and shredded swiss and cheddar cheese.

at home i normally do the hot dog w/melted kraft singles and mustard
Jan 8 2008 3:31PM
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Nicholas.
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yeah thats it. maybe a chilidog. or mustard with ketchup if im feeling craaaaaaaaaazy.
Jan 8 2008 3:36PM
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Silence
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Jan 8 2008 5:58PM
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B.L.A.K.E
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the hebrew america what ever the fuck they are called all beef hotdogs you get at costco in a giant pack. On a big bun. Cooked on the grill, with mayo, a tiny bit of ketchup, and two packets of taco bell hot sauce.
Jan 8 2008 6:26PM
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hurrisun
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whistle dogs scheese and bacon wrapped around ur dog and then ketchup mustard
Jan 8 2008 6:30PM
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breckfreeskier
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mayo and hotsauce does not sound like a good combination
Jan 8 2008 6:39PM
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slaydave
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chocolate syrup...
Jan 8 2008 6:39PM
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B.Snow
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I rock it just ketchup
Jan 8 2008 8:44PM
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mellifluous
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Only ketchup
Jan 8 2008 8:45PM
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thenakedcellist
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same none of that other shit
Jan 8 2008 8:48PM
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sk8almost13x
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ew cream cheese wtf?

ketchup only
Jan 8 2008 8:49PM
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JamesJ911
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ketchup, barbeque sauce, hot sauce
Jan 8 2008 10:49PM
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RunDMc
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bacon and cheese
Jan 8 2008 10:56PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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i just go to 7 11 and pack it full of everything intill its overflowing with goodness.
Jan 8 2008 11:02PM
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BigJew
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Ketchup
Mustard
CheeZe WhiZ
Banana Peppers
Jan 8 2008 11:12PM
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jibsworth
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BBQ Sauce,
Dijon,
Mayo,
Hot Sauce,
Grated Cheddar Cheese,
Bacon,
Spices (ground pepper, oregano, basil, chilis),

Bun must be toasted.




Jan 8 2008 11:25PM
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skier_boy26
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MUST: KETCHUP

always have to have ketchup

Nice to have: grilled onions


NEVER: mustard, relish
Jan 8 2008 11:28PM
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Bamski
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Ketchup + Mustard if I'm buying it from a resturant

Sauerkraut if I'm making it or eating at the mountain / a place I know has sauerkraut.. Seriously the stuff is amazing.
Jan 9 2008 12:27AM
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Schoening
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Best Hot Dog Setup

Mustard
Ketchup
little bit of Relish
Onions
Sourcrout
Jan 9 2008 12:28AM
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zerospinskier
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This is pretty much the reaction a lot of people have. If you're going to make fun of the cream cheese, you HAVE to try it first, because most likely, you won't be making fun of it after. And I'm glad you gave it a try. it=the tits
Jan 9 2008 1:07AM
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eheath
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Ketchup and mustard i dont eat hotdogs often
Jan 9 2008 1:12AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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ketchup(must)
mustard
relish
lettuce
cheese
chili
fries
sliced onions
and sour cream= delicious
Jan 9 2008 1:20AM
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Silence
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I'd be down for a mean hot dog right now.
Jan 9 2008 1:30AM
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toominator
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tomato sauce
Jan 9 2008 1:58AM
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