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Favorite Hot Dog Condiments?

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zerospinskier
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Well, I fucking love hot dogs. I have 3 loaded ones in front of me right now, at 1am. What are your necessity/favorite condiments?

Needed:
-cream cheese (best part)
-ketchup
Pretty much have to have on every hot dog, or its not worth eating.

Optional, but preferred:
-sauerkraut
-mustard
-Craft Singles slice of cheese
-relish

Also, my best and fastest way to make them is:
-Throw the dog, wrapped in a paper towel in the micro for 28 seconds
-Put bun, opened in toaster
Eating amazingness in no time.

Dec 17 2007 4:15AM
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skithesprings
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could have fooled me....

i take mine with a dill pickle spear and mustard, kraut if it's availible
Sep 14 2011 1:19PM
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maxter-paxter
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ONIONS and ketchup
Sep 14 2011 10:17PM
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POW-WOW
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So at the golf course I go to they have these really good hot dogs, they heat the bun up and everything, and melted pepperjack. Jizzlicious.
Sep 14 2011 10:25PM
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J.M
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this.

i usually just do ketchup, yellow mustard, and onions. simple and good. although next time ill have to try some of these.

i know someone who puts peanut butter on theirs..........

Sep 14 2011 10:45PM
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maxter-paxter
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Golf courses have the best tasting food. Always.
Sep 14 2011 10:47PM
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hoodratz47
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it is always dependnt where you are getting your hot dog. from and what condiments are avalabe.

if im making a hot dog..  zenners lousiana spicy dog.   a good hearty bun toasted.   yellow mustard. maybe dijon if im feeling it. horseraddish and kraut.

now kraut is not always avalable  onions are a good substatue.

now if its just kethup and mustard.. mustard... 

if you like ketchup on your hot dog and thats it.. i think you are fucked in the head.   and i hope you fail at every thing you attempt in your shitty catsup filled life.

Sep 14 2011 11:23PM
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Wesley.P
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chili, cheese, onions, and sour cream. mmmmmmmmm
Sep 14 2011 11:32PM
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Z-Juice
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I like relish and ketchup only
Sep 14 2011 11:34PM
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skithesprings
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i like the way you eat.

fuck ketchup
Sep 15 2011 3:37AM
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Gnarwall
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If you dont have a 1:1 Onion to Dog ratio, you're doin' it wrong. Oh, and some fancy ass mustard.
Sep 15 2011 3:43AM
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585.
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Chili cheese dog ftw!
Sep 15 2011 11:44AM
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Mister.F
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spicy brown. i want one right now mmm
Sep 15 2011 11:50AM
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zerospinskier
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Quality bump. I'm having a pile of these for lunch.
Sep 15 2011 11:52AM
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EC-Skier
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caramelize some onions, and then put some mustard and ketchup on.

SO GOOD
Sep 15 2011 12:35PM
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yuck
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chili, cheese and banana peppers or something of the sort.
Sep 15 2011 2:13PM
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.Blake.
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Sep 15 2011 3:09PM
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Bubba-Snax
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Kielbasa sausage = the hot dog of the gods.

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but give me some kraut an mustard an wer good to go.
Sep 15 2011 3:19PM
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hoodratz47
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it all about the dog though ...
Sep 15 2011 3:26PM
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neutralzombie
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moutarde chou!
Sep 15 2011 3:32PM
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jmason
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ketchup
hot mustard
cheddar cheese
mayonaise
bacon
Sep 15 2011 3:34PM
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p-oskier
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Usually: Mayo, ketchup and mustard.
I really wanna try with cream cheese now.
This thread really made me want a hot dog so I'm gonna go make one with normal bread since I don't have buns and just add every sauce that I find in the fridge.
Sep 15 2011 3:34PM
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TonyMacaroni
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chili, onions, chesse, hotsauce

COBRA DOG sauce, bacon bits, onions on one of those jalepenos hotdogs
Sep 15 2011 3:50PM
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FBGM
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WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS THREAD TEN MINUTES AGO?! Just had two hot dogs with literally nothing on them.
Sep 15 2011 6:12PM
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FBGM
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:O

You're right! I never realized that...
Sep 15 2011 6:18PM
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J.M
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raw dog?

Sep 15 2011 6:32PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Meh, depends.

If I'm buying from the hotdog joint around the corner, then chili cheese. If it's from the other then it's bacon and cheddar.

On my own I usually do any combination of mustard, katchup, hot sauce, and any cheese I can find.
Sep 15 2011 6:40PM
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