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Seagull OWNED!

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jimmychung
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My dad found this while looking around the internet for photography tips and tricks. It is a series of photos of a falcon that has taken down a seagull and is proceeding to pick it apart. After some time, for whatever reason, the falcon is spooked and flies away, leaving his prey chewed, but NOT DEAD. Check this out, the neck is gone except for is esophagus, this is unbelievable!

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Couldn't have been alive for much longer, but what could have been going through his head at that moment??


Dec 2 2007 2:48PM
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jimmychung
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here is the link to the whole series
http://www.dof.dk/index.php?id=nyheder&s=nyheder&m=visning&nyhed_id=433
Dec 2 2007 2:49PM
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almostaskier
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holy crap...
Dec 2 2007 2:49PM
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friedcheese
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probably what was going through it's head was "i'm a dumb seagull, my neck hurts"
Dec 2 2007 2:53PM
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Snowcase
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That would suck ass.
Dec 2 2007 3:12PM
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steezyjibber
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damn
Dec 2 2007 3:15PM
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FUUUCK
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what the fuck!
Dec 2 2007 3:41PM
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freestyler540
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wow


Dec 2 2007 3:46PM
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steevner
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how is it supporting it's head!?!?!?! all the muscles around his neck bone / vertabrae and esophagus are gone!

Dec 2 2007 4:12PM
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860
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fake...?
Dec 2 2007 5:01PM
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Yauch
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wow i guess birds feathers make them look alot bigger than their bodies actually are, he might have survived

Dec 2 2007 6:18PM
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grams.
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a video would be pretty sick..otherwise i don't believe it
Dec 2 2007 6:28PM
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Yauch
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I would have saved him and kept him as a pet.
Dec 2 2007 6:30PM
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wev-skis
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on that site ( not really helpful cause its in some wierd language) the pics show like some falcon pwning the shit outta it, just easting the neck then leaving. 

Dec 2 2007 6:32PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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wow. how can it keep its head up without muscles or bones? plus dont you need your spinal cord to live?
Dec 2 2007 6:35PM
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timmi
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golf anyone?
Dec 2 2007 6:36PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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FOURRRR

Dec 2 2007 6:38PM
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Nicholas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 2 2007 6:38PM
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jason...
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wow, bit of a bummer for that seagul there
Dec 2 2007 6:48PM
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caucasian_chad
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Fucking seagulls.  Duluth is overrun with them.  Ever fed one Alka-Seltzer?
Dec 2 2007 7:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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wow. I want one.
Dec 2 2007 7:17PM
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breckfreeskier
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wow. just wow
Dec 2 2007 7:23PM
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samwise
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Yes! you beat me to it! seagulls don't have anyway of releasing gas from their stomachs (they can't burp) so if you feed them alka-seltzer their stomach will explode from all the pressure.
Dec 2 2007 7:29PM
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solitaryman
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llooks like yo momma after i was done with her
Dec 2 2007 7:32PM
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Bab.
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i want a bird like this one
Dec 2 2007 7:34PM
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timmi
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asshole. there just animals.
Dec 2 2007 8:09PM
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-Kieran-
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holy shit i want one rotflmao
Dec 2 2007 8:51PM
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samwise
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i never said that i enjoy killing seagulls, i wouldn't actually do that.
Dec 2 2007 8:57PM
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word-sauce
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haha on the site it says vandrefalk versus storm mage for the titles of the pics, are seagulls called storm mages in germany? Fucking storm mages 
Dec 2 2007 9:04PM
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grams.
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I'm pretty sure this kid is a skilled photographer if I remember correctly so that tells you something...
Dec 2 2007 9:08PM
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grams.
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^ah fuck it, it says his dad found it on the internet
Dec 2 2007 9:08PM
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0ptions
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I heard on the radio that atleast 75% of all seagulls are gay. True story.

Dec 2 2007 10:08PM
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jimmychung
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to anyone saying this is fake, it's not.
to anyone asking why, i remember hearing that a lot of a birds digestion actually occurs in its throat, so maybe there is enough tissue to actually be able to hold up its head alone?
Dec 3 2007 12:15AM
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[tightpants]
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Come to think of it i heard something like that too.  I think that is a true story.
Dec 3 2007 10:43AM
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A[yellow]Nation
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word, i say photoshopped

still pretty gnarly though
Dec 3 2007 11:00AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I watched a demonstration on falconry(hunting with birds) once and this looks to be true to me. Back in the day falcons were only owned by nobility because of the way they feed, they down a bird and start eating the head, this allows the trainer to approach the prey and still be left with a full bird body for cooking.

Peasants were only allowed to use hawks because when they down a bird they start by eating the body, this causes the prey to be more mangled and often the bird would have to be cut up and used for stew. For this reason hawks were called POT hawks because their prey were only usable in soups and stews.

Also if peasants were caught with falcons the nobility would take their bird and their hand.
Dec 3 2007 12:25PM
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soulskier
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ok, so it looks like all of the feathers have been plucked, i dont know if i believe it or not yet, but theres definetly a possibility
Dec 3 2007 12:47PM
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elliekay999
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o man. this is reallly sad. but i had to laugh
Dec 3 2007 1:37PM
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comeatmebro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2007 1:40PM
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kozy
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what the hell

Dec 3 2007 2:21PM
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Jwalk
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 thats crazy
Dec 3 2007 2:25PM
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footcrunk
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AHAHAHAHHAHHA!
Dec 3 2007 2:54PM
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M+M
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hahahahahahaha
Dec 3 2007 4:37PM
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Stan_Darsh
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dude. shits fucked up
Dec 3 2007 4:49PM
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steevner
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bahahahaha. that made me actually lol. I kind of want to quote a lol-person now. but i won't
Dec 3 2007 6:27PM
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skidog10
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wtf sad but a little funny looking
Dec 3 2007 6:34PM
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deezy.
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i look like that
Dec 3 2007 6:51PM
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Bigwoods
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Thought it was fake but then I saw the series. That's fucked up
Dec 3 2007 7:19PM
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mistaskia
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yeah u can get fucked hardcore if u do that too.  there like a protected animal or some shit like that.  u can get fined and i think go to prison.  not sure on the prison tho. 
Dec 3 2007 7:23PM
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deezy.
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thats queer theres like 10000000 of them at the beach

yes 10 million
Dec 3 2007 7:28PM
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doublexl
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thats gross.
Dec 3 2007 8:18PM
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