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My gear smells like. . .

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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
Ever tried to describe it, not like "nice" or "smelly", but say like "raspberries".
My jacket: has a sunscreen-ish smell to them.
My gloves: sunscreen + fabric softener + ass.
My boots: smoke + ass + feet.

Nov 16 2007 9:37AM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
sweat
Nov 16 2007 9:40AM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
My girlfriend summed it up perfectly when I came home the other day she said I simply smelled like "wintersports". Haha I thought that was pretty accurate. 
Nov 16 2007 10:14AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
My boots have a very neutral smell.
My hat smells like my shampoo.
My pants smell like swamp-ass/Febreeze mixture.
Nov 16 2007 10:17AM
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MFinSLC
Posts: 408 - Karma: 31
boots and gloves smell like pure sweaty ass mixed with barf
Nov 16 2007 11:32AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
get them dry cleaned. unless there machine washable.
Nov 16 2007 11:50AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
boots are undescribable. Death is the best i can do.

Everything else is well washed and groomed.
Nov 16 2007 11:52AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269
my boots have mold in them because i left them soaking for like 2 months after i fell pond skimming and just forgot about them,  its pretty stinky.
Nov 16 2007 12:11PM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
o man, my boots smell like rancid mexican balls. its horrible.  i actualy have to tell people to step away.  i tried washing the liners, and given them a good rub with a fabric softener, nothing.
Nov 16 2007 12:12PM
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noj1080
Posts: 355 - Karma: 69
eggs mixed with mud funk and sweet and sour sauce
Nov 16 2007 12:18PM
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Lickmy9
Posts: 366 - Karma: 26
if you put newspaper inside your boots when you are done sking they will actually smell not to bad, i did this with my soccer cleats and after 2 seasons they dont smell all that bad. The newspaper dries up all the sweat and the smell left behind is closer to the newspaper then ass. If i had a new pair of boots i would do this before that ass smell is embeded.
Nov 16 2007 12:31PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
yeah dude! we stuff our soccer cleats with paper towls from the dispensers in our locker room and bathroom. came in really handy during preseason when are practice fields were always soaked cuz of all the rain we got.
Nov 16 2007 3:44PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
My gear smells beautiful since its all my brand new stuff for this year. But then again, that means that I haven't been out skiing yet this year :(


My boots on the other-hand are pretty spectacular.
Nov 16 2007 3:56PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
boots- like tide
jacket- snow
pants- tide
-the newspaper idea sounds good i usually just take the lijners out after a day of skiing and there fine
Nov 16 2007 4:32PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7604 - Karma: 20,096
pants-mud/faintly sweaty/food
Jacket-food cooking/sweat
gloves-mid season hockey bag
goggles-that ski shop/lodge/goggle foam smell
boots-not bad at all-like socks worn one day.
Nov 16 2007 5:29PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
the stuff that smells the worse for me is my boots and my gloves,  which both smell like, a gag smell, idk.
everything else smells fine
Nov 16 2007 5:34PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
my pants last year smelled sort of like sunscreen but idk if its the same kind of smell as yours. none of my gear smells this year except for my hats which smell like cigarretes even though i dont smoke. and wenever i get back from skiing i always notice i smell kind of like something is burning. not really a burning smell but its the closest smell i know of compared to the smell im talking about
Nov 16 2007 5:36PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
My jacket = smoke
My pants = gear shop
My boots = peppermint (just defunked them)
Nov 16 2007 5:42PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
My gloves reek of sweat... 'cause the insides get wet (sweat & melted snow mixture) and they aren't very breathable (they are for really really cold weather) so when they do dry they stink. My hands smell so foul whenever they come out of my gloves for snacks and stuff
Nov 16 2007 5:47PM
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Yosh
Posts: 341 - Karma: 19
my gloves and boots smell the worst !!
Nov 16 2007 6:00PM
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Powder*Whore
Posts: 482 - Karma: 116
"It smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian Food!"
Nov 16 2007 6:01PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
Bigfoot's dick.
Nov 16 2007 6:30PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
my coat smells like weed
mypants smell like ass and hip hop
my gloves smell like straight up manure
my hats smell like my sexy ass hair
my boots smell like puke(PC was terrible)
Nov 16 2007 8:11PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
yeah and after wearing new boots like 3 or 4 times it just starts to uild worse and worse
Nov 16 2007 8:20PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
crunchy.
Nov 16 2007 8:20PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
jacket smells neutral with ahint of BO and pepermint..
Pants smell like nothing, at the end o the day they smell like ass.
boots don't really small bad. my feet aren't very stinky ever. 
gloves... smell fine until they get wet, then they smell like dog shit.
Nov 16 2007 8:21PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
sweet thread man my is self jacket smelled is like jacket
Nov 16 2007 8:29PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
my sisters always like 'you smell like outside'
Nov 16 2007 8:33PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
it all smells like yo mommas fishy smelling vag from lass night.
Nov 16 2007 8:49PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
butterflies and sunshine
Nov 16 2007 8:52PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
my skis smell like fresh wax
Nov 16 2007 10:19PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
This reminds me of something I said to my friend the other day:

"If that fart had a physical appearence, it would be a short bald man"
Nov 16 2007 10:25PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
I don't know about you guys, but I kinda like my own glove funk.

Also, my dog doesn't really smell good, but I find the bottom of his feet to smell absolutely irresistible.
Nov 16 2007 10:40PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
my stuff smells like fall from jibbin this urban and landing in the leaves.
Nov 16 2007 10:52PM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA the dog paw smell...no comment!
Nov 18 2007 8:36PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
sweat+ski lodge
Nov 18 2007 8:41PM
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Poomba
Posts: 329 - Karma: 10
My boots smell like strawberies.
My hat smells like weiner.
My Lax bag(offtopic) smells like death.
Nov 18 2007 8:41PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
If my last fart had a physical appearence it would be a tall lovely egg.
Nov 18 2007 8:45PM
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mittfree
Posts: 329 - Karma: 15

the worst for me is when I unzip my jacket after a long cold day and just get hit by a massive wave of BO.
my boots smell like sweat/mangoes, because I just stick one of those car fresh trees in each one after skiing.

Nov 18 2007 9:12PM
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kristeezy
Posts: 393 - Karma: 126

my coat smells like some sort of metal.....
my gloves are simply indescribable....just a horrible smell
and everything kind of has a little stench of sunscreen

Nov 18 2007 9:48PM
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Jared.
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 59
my shit smells like shit
Nov 18 2007 10:35PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
my gloves - bananas
my pants - wet snow pants
my jacket - normal jacket smell
Nov 18 2007 10:43PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
My car, because the gear was wet, stunk up the car, and now stinks up my room. Great fun, I tell you.
Nov 18 2007 10:49PM
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mcheffernenton
Posts: 948 - Karma: 15
smoke
Nov 18 2007 10:57PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
my old gloves smell of dog food mixed with balls and puke
Nov 18 2007 11:03PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
me too actually... i dont mind it at all.

dogs paws smell awesome, i love it too. same with their ears. and their breath when they are puppies.
Nov 18 2007 11:20PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
jacket: weed
Pants: swass
boots: stinky
Nov 18 2007 11:26PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
What is it with people and puppy breath smell?
Nov 18 2007 11:36PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Dirty Russians
Nov 18 2007 11:44PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
you know when your walking through an apartment building and u smell what all the other people are cooking and your like "oh what are they cooking"? that plus crap
Nov 18 2007 11:56PM
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