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THE PERFECT WOMEN

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a-l-e-x
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everyone tell me their idea of the perfect chick. i wanna play god and make myself a girl.
Sep 6 2003 4:07AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
The perfect woman is a mute.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Sep 6 2003 7:38PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
weazelzb HOLY SHIT THAT MADE ME FUCKIN LAUGH haha
damn dude post some more funny shit


haha armadas last 2 weeks.

Major Thormton says 'Some effects of chronic are: delayed reactions, slowed brain processes, slurred speach, and a general feeling of uselessness.' The G Aly replies, 'Are there any negative effects?'

kingSBlend is not coffee.

join VFL!
Sep 6 2003 9:30PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Whoa, THAT made you laugh, and you've been on NS for how long now? Hmm...

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 6 2003 9:46PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
This is my United States of WUDDDDEVVVAAA!

I would say, this is a gay thread, AND I am the perfect woman.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 6 2003 10:44PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
^gay tru dat tru dat ..perfect woman..doesn't exist
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Sep 6 2003 10:52PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
sure it does
bern
Sep 6 2003 10:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Lauren's right. Her parents are hippies, so she must be perfect

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 6 2003 10:58PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
its all based on personal opinion..so i guess 'they' do but 'it' doesn't
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Sep 6 2003 11:10PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
Short skirt and loooooooong mullet.
Sep 7 2003 3:25AM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
gretchen...yay

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Sep 7 2003 3:28AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i said thin legs cause fat legs look gross. Somewhat muscular slim legs are the best. Not skinny chicken legs.

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Sep 7 2003 3:30AM
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troll
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
I am the perfect women!!!
Man it sounds like he's killin her in there - Marc to Darryl while me and paul were getting it on!
Sep 7 2003 3:46AM
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Mr.Cheese
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2
ones who get hammered with u and wanna go splitz on a pint o rum or somethin


-Cheese

Just say fuck it and huck it!
Sep 7 2003 4:28AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
alex: 'i wanna play god and make myself a girl.'

I don't get it. Do you want to turn yourself into a girl? sex change?




Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 7 2003 9:59AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
maybe...he thinks he'd be the perfect woman?

-Sara

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skihood.com
Sep 7 2003 10:17AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'I am the perfect women!!!' -troll

Women? M'kay... So there are more than one of you? I still say Lauren's the perfect one

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 7 2003 12:04PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Awwwee what an honor! I thought I was the only one who agreed with myself!




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 7 2003 4:42PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
I, YES, I, I, I, am the hottest she-male

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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj

member of both the
'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'
and
‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
Sep 7 2003 5:30PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Sep 7 2003 5:37PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
remember the movie weird science. ya, was the chick
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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
Sep 7 2003 8:32PM
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