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Pretzel 270's are gay

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simmers
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I think that alley-oop 900 iron crosses are way cooler.
Mar 14 2007 7:28PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Dood. No. Pretzels look so good if done right.

(I don't know if this thread is a joke? haha)
Mar 14 2007 7:29PM
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Greenish
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iron crosses are pretty baller...
Mar 14 2007 7:30PM
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simmers
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haha. thanks. i did that later in the week when it was way slushier and landed on my belly.
Mar 14 2007 7:33PM
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hollygrove
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BELLLAH
Mar 14 2007 7:39PM
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rodenski5
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Symms what do you think about the complete lack of a backflip in any of the superunknown finalist videos?
Mar 14 2007 8:03PM
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bowlripper
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symms do you take butt shots
Mar 14 2007 8:15PM
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DeSena
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symmers your just pissed because wallisch could take you in any rail, or any urban. settle your tea kettle and go back to your gay alley opps no grab 9's
Mar 14 2007 8:17PM
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bowlripper
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dominated?
Mar 14 2007 8:18PM
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SilkyJohnson
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you do the dopes grabs in the pipe, next time dont spin or anything and just do sick grabs
Mar 14 2007 8:19PM
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simmers
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you won't catch me doing an alley-oop no grab nine.
Mar 14 2007 8:26PM
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crooks
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i will admit those japan grabs are sexy
Mar 14 2007 8:30PM
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thejackal1177
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holy fucking pwn
Mar 14 2007 8:41PM
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tjski
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not to mention those pants.
Mar 14 2007 8:46PM
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DeSena
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ya your right, just your back flips, every hit, in every segment. backflip backflip backflip, hey congrats!!!!!
Mar 14 2007 8:47PM
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philipc
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OWNAGE
Mar 14 2007 8:48PM
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Carter23
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complete.
Mar 14 2007 8:54PM
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crooks
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hahahah oh shit willy
Mar 14 2007 8:58PM
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A_E
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firwst off he never says shit about tom wallisch, and geussing hes joking about pretzels being gay and ally oop 9 irons being the shit...hes making fun of simon casue he does that all day long, not himself. so he cant actually "go back to your gay alley opps no grab 9's" like you said.
Mar 14 2007 8:58PM
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Luc.
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hahah yeh you sure showed him man. FUCK YOU FOR HAVING FUN JOHN! HOW DARE YOU!
Mar 14 2007 8:58PM
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.Kellen.
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dew u even know how hard they are
Mar 14 2007 9:03PM
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unchyll
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stop skiing
Mar 14 2007 9:05PM
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skiierman
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So much hate where there shouldn't be any.
Mar 14 2007 9:08PM
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Billiards.
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I would rather see a pretzel on a hand rail than a 9 in the pipe of any sort.
Mar 14 2007 9:13PM
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seider
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what if the 9 was 40 feet in out off the pipe?

Mar 14 2007 9:21PM
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seider
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fuck im illiterate and i cant type
Mar 14 2007 9:22PM
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KZA
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and you own them both mang
Mar 14 2007 9:25PM
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rudager
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whats a "pretzel"
Mar 14 2007 9:28PM
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STAUSS
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i think we call that a ... burn. sick burn.
the japans are dope. i wont lie.
Mar 14 2007 9:32PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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its john symms idiot
Mar 14 2007 10:02PM
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chickenwang
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usually served warm and buttery with salt or no salt
Mar 14 2007 10:07PM
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MALONE
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uhuh. getting paid and selling gear....
Mar 14 2007 10:07PM
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BennyB
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el oh el
Mar 14 2007 10:10PM
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BennyB
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i must say though, i am quite partial to the alley oop 9 iron cross...gotta catch that air.
Mar 14 2007 10:11PM
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--Daniel--
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a 270 pretzel is where you 270 on to the rail and then 270 out but spinning the opposite way you came on. it just means to switch the direction you spin the rail
Mar 14 2007 10:13PM
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DRPSET
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John were you pointing at something 3rd hit at WSC cuz it think you were with your crazy tweaked mute
Mar 14 2007 10:15PM
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hollygrove
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wowww
willy got nasty.
tisk tisk tisk.

Mar 14 2007 11:01PM
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JesseWest
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i disagree
Mar 14 2007 11:17PM
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PeterTosh
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dude simms just totally claimed alleoop 9 cross. and dogged on pretzels, at least i didnt say pretzels were gay.
Mar 14 2007 11:21PM
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SHastatahoe
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Dear John Simms,

I think your super.

-ShastaTahoe.
Mar 14 2007 11:35PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
You people are idiots if you think Symms is actually claiming an alley-oop 9 iron cross. Go watch the Squaw Valley Honda Ski Tour video on the front page, maybe you'll understand then.
Mar 14 2007 11:41PM
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MALONE
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hah
Mar 14 2007 11:51PM
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tha_CF
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sometimes cinnamin, and or parmesan.

but spin outta the rail opposite of how u spun onto it
Mar 15 2007 12:12AM
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Ware
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aheeemmm dumont you ids
Mar 15 2007 12:13AM
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fuck elvis
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tailpress pretzel? halfcab nose pretzel? lip pretzel?




fuck skiing.
Mar 15 2007 12:33AM
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DeSena
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1st, I actually have talked to simmers and he said tom wallish is gay, his whole superunknown is gay, and he cant hit a jump over 15 feet, so im pretty sure thats too himm
Mar 15 2007 7:00AM
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chickenwang
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have you seen his vid? the last jump in the park city part?
Mar 15 2007 7:06AM
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Beamer12
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true statement
Mar 15 2007 8:54AM
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almostaskier
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maybe your sarcasm meter is permanently destroyed?
Mar 15 2007 9:01AM
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