Weed and shrooms are way safer... that being said, I'd still drop in a second if I got the chance, I've just never actively pursued it.
But yeah, I had a friend tweak balls on acid... got up on top of a car on a busy street and stripped completely naked.. boxers and all. Then stuck out his arms airplane style and swerved around the road. Fortunately we managed to get him off the streets before someone called the cops. Brought him back to this place and God or someone told him to jump out of a second story window, managed to avoid that one... then he just started breaking shit. Extreme and outrageously rare case, but shit does happen.
She's giving me a handjob and I notice her ring was chafing my dick! It hurt so bad but I couldn't ask her to stop, now my dick is all red sore and there is a large blister!
(butt sex), that's the whole point of a relationship.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.