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dumbest thread ever

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b-ladd
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are you left or right handed?
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
i swear to god i didnt do it
Jun 17 2003 2:44PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
funny thing is there has already been a thread about this. about 5 of them actually...


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Jun 17 2003 2:45PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Whatever… im right handed for everything except masturbation

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Jun 17 2003 2:47PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahah switch hitter.....

anyway, i'm left handed......

any left handed ppl have teh problem where you end up with half the stuff you wrote back on your hand? I just wrote an essay, and it sucks......
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Jun 17 2003 2:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
some sports i play left hand and some right hand,its fucked up cuz im right handed,im dont understand it


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Jun 17 2003 3:26PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I'm right.
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Jun 17 2003 3:29PM
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yeti
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lefty represent.

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Jun 17 2003 3:30PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
left handed but right footed


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Jun 17 2003 3:35PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
left handed for writing...but for everything else....right handed.

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Jun 17 2003 3:40PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
right


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 17 2003 5:37PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
i play hockey left handed, but golf right handed

Jun 17 2003 5:43PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
a ton of people play hockey with the opposite hand, it is because of the way they prefer to hold the stick. anyway, i am a righty.
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Jun 17 2003 5:45PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
im right.. but masturbate left


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Jun 17 2003 5:46PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
right

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Jun 17 2003 6:07PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
left but whack off right

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Jun 17 2003 7:15PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i'm left handed. Yay. Who has a hard time with scissors? I do.

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Jun 17 2003 7:30PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
wow. someone asks whether you're left or right handed and half of the answers have to do with masturbation.
Jun 17 2003 7:34PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
o yea im right handed
Jun 17 2003 7:35PM
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lineskier10
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im ambidextrous
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Jun 17 2003 9:28PM
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linemaverick540
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im a righty.
More people are right handed because being right handed was considered 'right' and people who are left handed were the people left over.
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 17 2003 10:32PM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
right


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Jun 17 2003 10:35PM
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Frik
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 49
i can be switch for everything but i favor my left hand
Jun 17 2003 10:37PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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I prefer my left hand for everything except for badmitton
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Jun 17 2003 10:55PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
left handed but right footed






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Jun 17 2003 11:14PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
right everything but hockey... and i grab my left ski with my left hand.


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Jun 17 2003 11:58PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ya, its crazy, i am rigth handed. used to play soccer with left foot and now are ambidexterous. played hockey with left but then learned to play with right cause lefty is a lot harder in faceoffs and all that stuff. played golf left and then switched to right cause u cna never find lefty clubs. switch hitter in base ball. i am fucked up


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Jun 18 2003 1:17AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
right but switch it upp

Jun 18 2003 1:21AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
froggy isn;t steppin up so i will say this:

90% of homosexuals are lefthanded.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 18 2003 1:23AM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
left hand: writing, tennis, throwing, etc. anything that requires only one hand.

right handed: lacrosse, golf, baseball bat, hockey stick, anything that requires holding a stick with two hands. And guitar (but i forcd myself into that one) and masturbating for some reason

I consider myself a lefty 'cause of writing
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-Caleb
SMS Session 2
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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Jun 18 2003 1:24AM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
and another froggy statistic. Right handed people live 9 years longer on average than left handed people (i think its from accidents and stuff though). I think that homosexual one might be true when thinking of all the leftys i know. Im not a homo if you were wondering though
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-Caleb
SMS Session 2
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
Jun 18 2003 1:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
for some reason, there are twice the number of left handed men in the world than women.

Righty, all the time.
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Jun 18 2003 2:55AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
im bringing this back just for fun
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer
i didnt do it
respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
Jul 7 2003 9:15PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
i'm right handed...im trying to be ambidextrous of w/e...but it's easier to just use my right hand.
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Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Jul 7 2003 9:16PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
whats ambidextrous?
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer
i didnt do it
respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
Jul 7 2003 9:19PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
i kno im dumb
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save a tree: stop making report cards
dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer
i didnt do it
respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
Jul 7 2003 9:20PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
spin to my left and write with left but do everything else to the right (including linclon loops)






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Jul 7 2003 9:21PM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
I'm right handed but masturbate with my left because I cant use the mouse with my left hans

Jul 11 2003 11:42PM
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west
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i'm ambi





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Jul 12 2003 12:06AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
ambidextrous means you can use either hand equally well
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Jul 12 2003 12:07AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i do most things right handed, but i golf, play hockey, and bat left.


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Jul 12 2003 12:10AM
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What
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bat or bat?
baseball batting or jacking off batting?

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Jul 12 2003 1:30AM
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