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Am i a male prostitute?

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I was offerd 50bucks to fuel around with this chick, just make out... so i did it and now im 50bucks closer to my trip out west... Is that wrong?
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 16 2003 4:13PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
was she hot?
Jun 16 2003 4:18PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
was she ugly, if so yes, that is wrong, if not, then its perfectly fine, and im glad you have 50bucks
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 4:18PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
50 bucks to make out with a chick?! she must have been hideous!!!!... or filthy rich


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stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:
'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '
stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue
PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis
stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
Jun 16 2003 4:21PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
lucky bitch. kinda pathetic on her side though........


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 4:25PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
i'm a male model.. not a male prostitute
Jun 16 2003 4:27PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
nothing wrong with that... but a true ladies man would give the money back... then she'd see how nice you were and give you more than 50 bucks for the trip... and that would be a gift, and you wouldn't be a man whore.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 16 2003 4:33PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
dude. that's some easy money. ya. how nasty was she though?
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Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Jun 16 2003 4:37PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
^^ true. a girl at thebar offered me $20 and a drink to kiss her in front of her friends. I did and told her to keep the damn money.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 16 2003 4:41PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
yea dude, she probably had herpes or something. Was it worth the $50?
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Jun 16 2003 4:42PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
^lool
PAG
Jun 16 2003 5:02PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
thats a good question

its like this ugly girl i know
shes got this fettish with facials.

and shit i know shes ugly, but you can bust on her face, dont even have to touch her, slap her, and say get the fuck out of my house, and she takes it and calls you a week later for some more.

is that wrong?


What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Jun 16 2003 5:04PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Meh i was drunk so she wasnt bad at all at the moment, and it was at a grad witch the chick i went with paid for... so the night kinda kicked ass
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 16 2003 5:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a chick who begs for facials??? hot damn,even if she is nasty,itd be awesome just to bust a huge load all over face and then kick her out of your house,my kind of woman who begs for that


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 16 2003 5:12PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ i never said i didnt do it man


What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Jun 16 2003 5:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id do it,who cares,


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 16 2003 5:20PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Yeah I would do it if she wasn't half bad.
I Bent My Wookie
Jun 16 2003 5:21PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i wouldnt even give her like a towel to wipe off with, id just be like f-u bitch, get out
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 5:25PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
dont be so selfish. id give her directions to a friends house.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 16 2003 5:26PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
^^ thats the least you could do! its what friends are for eh?
I had a life once..... but then i started boarding
Jun 16 2003 5:59PM
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