Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

What not to wear skiing

profile picture
teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
I found this entertaining...

1. While your huntin' and fishin' gear may have Gore-tex in it, you will look like an idiot if you wear camoflage or blaze orange skiing.

2. Marlboro, NASCAR, or NFL football team jackets have pretty much the same effect.

3. Blue jeans and red bandanas went out in the 70's. Let's leave them out, OK?

4. Cowboy hats look rediculous on cowboys. Imagine how rediculous they look on you

5. World Cup Downhillers need aerodynamic skin suits to reduce drag. You don't need one to skid down the green runs.

6. Parents, You don't take fashion advice from your 15 year old snowboarder at home, so why would you dress like him on the mountain? Please make sure your pants fit because no one cares that you're wearing Tommy boxers.

7. Neon is dead and buried. I'm sorry you spent $1100 on that flourescent orange and green one-piece in 1986, I really am, but you shouldn't be wearing it now, should you? Let it go.

8. Yes, they make hats in adult sizes with faux moose antlers, dreadlocks, and viking horns but that doesn't mean adults should wear them.

9. That tassle made up of old lift tickets hanging off the zipper of your jacket isn't impressing anyone and just holds up the lift line while the checker shuffles through them to figure out which one to punch. Pull the old ones off please. If you're that insistent on letting the lift operator know you've skied Hyland Hills MN 4 times this season, then just tell him.

10. Just because it's warm enough to ski in a bikini doesn't mean you should. Bikinis are a privilege, not a right


* * * * * * * * * *
While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
Jun 15 2003 9:36PM
1 0
profile picture
Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i do 9, but i just put the lift tickets over my old ones because they're stickers. When i go out west, im just to lazy to take them off.

and 10, If the girls have nice bodies, go for it. If not, at least put on a tank top.
----------------
God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 15 2003 9:43PM
0 0
profile picture
skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
The worst thing ever, I dont know why this bothers me but when stupid stupid people wear helmuts with sunglasses. I mean honestly, you look like a frigging idiot here.

CoC session E
Jun 15 2003 9:53PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i've worn a bikini skiing...

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
Jun 15 2003 10:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
blaze orange is sweet. I saw a kid with an orange snowsuit 1080's and no poles. thats kick ass in my book.

FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 15 2003 10:03PM
0 0
profile picture
180k8e21
Posts: 296 - Karma: 10
WHATS WRONG WITH WEARING CAMO SKIING???
caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins
Jun 15 2003 10:08PM
0 0
profile picture
SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
11. if you are wearing a mascot costume, it is an invitation for tackling you and throwing snowballs at your goods.
Jun 15 2003 10:10PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
and what's wrong with wearing a bikini skiing?

I'm sure next, it's gunna say like 'no skirts or shorts skiing'

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
Jun 15 2003 10:11PM
0 0
profile picture
BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
i think the absolute worst, is pur nakedness, not that theres anything wrong with nakedness, just skiing naked would be a huge risk. if u fall, your fucked. even with a bikini, you still have a little protection
________________________________________
Tip-2-Tip Ski and Skiboard Team....We Rule
Jun 15 2003 10:13PM
0 0
profile picture
skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
OOO i just remembered something from the winter. Im waiting on line for the tbar up to the top of the terrain park, and i see possibly the most retarded thing ever. A probably 11 year old girl, in a purple jumpsuit, wiht a purple helmut, and sunglasses. This is bad enough. She was also on snowblades, and she was SO bad. Then, when she gets to the front of the line by cutting like 5 people, she falls on the tbar and stops the line. What an IDIOT. That is all I have to say. Good story of a retarded girl.

CoC session E
Jun 15 2003 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
12. Baseball caps are not functional, as you lose them very easily, and they do not look cool either. So you have no excuse but to leave them at home.


Joel
Jun 15 2003 10:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Durhoward
Posts: 219 - Karma: 10
In good old Ohio it seems like most people are like that in the park. Every once in awhile you get someone who actually does a trick, but mostly its little kids with parents or people who can't ski or snowboard but want to be cool and go into the park. Really pisses me off.
Jun 15 2003 10:40PM
0 0
profile picture
schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I want fluro orange camo pants




_________________________________

'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 15 2003 10:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
There ain't nothing wrong with 80s neon.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 15 2003 10:43PM
0 0
profile picture
SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
13. a jacket has a zipper for a reason, need i say more?
Jun 15 2003 10:45PM
0 0
profile picture
C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
camo is sick i don't know what you're talking about
________________________________
*C*O*U*R*T*N*E*Y*
The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 15 2003 10:48PM
0 0
profile picture
wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
^ YES. i hate those fucks who ski with their jackets open.

and skiing naked? McConkey jumped a cliff naked, check it out in something about McConkey. hes sweet, but nobody said he was smart





Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
Jun 15 2003 10:50PM
0 0
profile picture
wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
that was for skeeordye





Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
Jun 15 2003 10:50PM
0 0
profile picture
skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
your only allowed to ski with your jacket open when its really hot out, like your sweating

CoC session E
Jun 15 2003 10:59PM
0 0
profile picture
teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
sorry kids i didn't mean to offend anyone, but i was referring to the middle aged gomers that dress like dousche bags... ya know the tourists.


* * * * * * * * * *
While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
Jun 15 2003 11:24PM
0 0
profile picture
C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
haha i wasn't offended don't worry
________________________________
*C*O*U*R*T*N*E*Y*
The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 15 2003 11:25PM
0 0
profile picture
UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
What I don't understand is people who insist on wearing a hooded sweatshirt and thats it on powder days and days when it's snowing like focking mad- they have got to be so miserable, I can't see why anyone would do that.
____________________
Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war
Jun 16 2003 2:41AM
0 0
profile picture
Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i concur. Its just stupid.
----------------
God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 2:43AM
0 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
please please please dont wear slush pants or jeans skiing.

and if you find it absolutely impossible to restrain yourself from doing so, for the love of christ dont tuck them into your ski boots.


What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Jun 16 2003 1:19PM
0 0
profile picture
aSkiGirl42
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
^ya i agree with ya there. Its also great when people have their old school 210 rossis and flare spandexy stuff from the 70s, they look like they're straight outta warren miller first moive.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

-->REPRESENT THE ND

season 2004, call me the bus driver cuz im takin ya to school

If ya can't tuck it, then huck it, and if that don't work fuck that shizness.
Jun 16 2003 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
14. dont sag your pants pass your ass. my friend though he would be funny and moon everybody bare ass goin down the hill as he passed us and with a little bad luck he caught an edge and got dropped on his ass, literally. he landed bare ass right in the snow and it was like 6 degrees out. so if your gonna wear your pants all saggy, falling down could be a problem and if you dont fall at all when you ski then your doing something seriously wrong.
-paul


'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?
-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'
-ghostdragon
Jun 16 2003 1:35PM
0 0
profile picture
*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Hoodies are nice for warm days where its not snowy. Why you would want to ski all day with a wet hoodie... i have no idea!
********************
And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
Jun 16 2003 1:36PM
0 0
profile picture
ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
#1 is me. I got the camo coat and bright orange pants. its the shiznit yo. thug core yo


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Jun 16 2003 1:38PM
0 0
profile picture
aSkiGirl42
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
as long as you can ski

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

-->REPRESENT THE ND

season 2004, call me the bus driver cuz im takin ya to school

If ya can't tuck it, then huck it, and if that don't work fuck that shizness.
Jun 16 2003 1:40PM
0 0
profile picture
big_Moe
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I wear a hoodie all year long there is nothin wrong wit that....but i live in ohio an we hardly get snow...There are a ton of people on the the hill that wear the camo, orange, neon, goofy hats. most of the time its a jap who is wearin the neon an bright shit tho im tryin to affend any one tho
Jun 16 2003 2:12PM
0 0
profile picture
sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
at killington this year i saw a dude on a lift line that had black spandex pants on with like neon desgins all over them. my friend tapped him on the shoulder and told him he was stuck in the 80's and that beging gay wasnt cool, it was so horrible, i felt bad for the guy.
-paul


'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?
-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'
-ghostdragon
Jun 16 2003 3:01PM
0 0
profile picture
jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
i like my camo pants

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures
Leave Only Footprints
Jun 16 2003 3:09PM
0 0
profile picture
Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
yea, ripping on people sucks.....

you gotta get the point across that they're idiots some other way....

point and laugh works well.

____________

*Official Skiier*
Jun 16 2003 3:30PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
15. mogul pants are for mogul skiers
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 5 2004 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
who fucking cares what other people wear?

*
Jul 5 2004 5:46PM
0 0
profile picture
SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
there was this guy in a full body tiger suit, ya know like from whiney the poo? it was freaking awsome!!





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 5 2004 6:02PM
0 0
profile picture
ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
16.)(i hope) If your going to bother putting goggles on dont have them dangle off the back of your helmet.


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Jul 5 2004 6:07PM
0 0
profile picture
ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Nothing wrong with Camo...






Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 5 2004 6:10PM
0 0
profile picture
asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
camo is fine to a certain extent.





---------------------
Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
---
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 5 2004 6:13PM
0 0
profile picture
albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
comming from a slalom skier. Racer helmets mixed with wisdoms or briko goggles are disgusting. Along with boardshorts over spandex, spandex in gerneral, racer poles, and vests that go over spandex.
_______________
Afterlame, fall 04
Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
Jul 5 2004 6:15PM
0 0
profile picture
tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
huge gaper gaps bother me, you know like the giant spot between the helmet and the top of the goggles. it just looks stupid
Jul 5 2004 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i absolutley hate it when people show up with their floressent stupid orange and pink spandex shit suits! its sooo stupid looking...


***********************************************************
I swear i am not a fruit booter!!

I like snow and slurpies~~~
Jul 5 2004 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
dont wear a dildoh attached to your head. Thats red.
C-Man
Jul 5 2004 6:50PM
0 0
profile picture
strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
15. you can only wear a superhero/holiday icon/costume outfit if you are better than just about everyone on the mountain



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jul 5 2004 6:59PM
0 0
profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Wow, you guys care a LOT about how other people look. I ski with my jacket open when I get hot. And isn't everyone buying camo since Tanner started wearing it?

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 5 2004 7:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
wear what is fun and comfortable. don't dress yourself based on what people are gonna say




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Jul 5 2004 7:03PM
0 0
profile picture
XSKI712
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
GT can wear a neon suit, but hes the shit, so you cant, your not the shit




who watches the watchman?


slot machines made legal in Pennsylvania? next stop, the ninth level of HELL
Jul 5 2004 7:16PM
0 0
profile picture
rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
jeans are pretty stupid cuz if u fall once.. then they are pretty done for the rest of the day

ok
Jul 5 2004 7:54PM
0 0
profile picture
lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
17/18. Don't tuck your ski pants into your boots. If your pants are so tight you can not avoid doing this, you probably don't look very good in them.
____________________
rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
Jul 5 2004 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
YA HYLAND HILLS REPRESENT!!!!!!!!
___________________________________

'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'

the most horrible sound known to man, the crying of a mass of little girls. - skiierman
Jul 5 2004 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i forgot where i am







-Chloe
skiing=radical
Jul 6 2004 1:13PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)