Here are the rules, haters:
(1) People who use the word "gay" are gay unless they (a) are actually refering to something that is homosexual in the non-pejorative sense; (b) are using the term to mean "happy"; or (c) using the term to satically begin a thread entiled "People who say 'gay' are gay."
(2) Ditto for the terms like "queer," "homo," etc.
(3) People who say "fag" and "faggot" are especially gay.
(4) Those who question the sexual orientation of author of this thread are the gayest of the gay.
Do any of you illiterate and inarticulate conformists who use these words have any questions?