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People who say "gay" are gay.
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Here are the rules, haters:
(1) People who use the word "gay" are gay unless they (a) are actually refering to something that is homosexual in the non-pejorative sense; (b) are using the term to mean "happy"; or (c) using the term to satically begin a thread entiled "People who say 'gay' are gay."
(2) Ditto for the terms like "queer," "homo," etc.
(3) People who say "fag" and "faggot" are especially gay.
(4) Those who question the sexual orientation of author of this thread are the gayest of the gay.
Do any of you illiterate and inarticulate conformists who use these words have any questions?
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Gay has meant stupid since 1996. You must not have gotten the e-mail.
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No it doesn't, you moron.
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People may use it to mean "stupid," but that derives its negativity from the fact that homosexuality is itself viewed negatively.
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this thread makes me gay.
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Someone needs a doppio latte with soy milk, a copy of the Advocate, and some alone time!
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Calling people stupid on the context of the idea that homosexuality means you are inferior.
Same thing as calling someone Jewish means calling them cheap
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No, wanting to fuck other men if you're a dude or other women if you're a chick make you gay. That and using the term "gay" as explained in #1.
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gay isn't a synonym for shitty.
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actually, queer is commonly known as meaning Strange or unconventional as well.
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Fair enough. The "ditto" part of #2 was meant to exclude the accurate usage of words like "queer" in the same manner as #1. So, if you're British, smoke all the fags you want, you're not necessarily a fag. And if you declare your bundle of sticks to be a fagot, you're not necessarily a faggot. Extra. Extra.
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fag fag...
see i said it twice it was like a counterpoint.
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well now it means gay as in a man liking another man or something and that wont change unless there is a law made banning the word gay just for u gay dudes to feel better because people arent saying gay,and that law will never get passed sorry homo
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If you were using it satirically (or in the British English sense), your sexual orientation is safely your own.
Otherwise, you're actually doubly gay! I think that means that you're so gay that you actually enjoy Rosie O'Donnell.
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Eloquent legal analysis. I bet you're a Rhodes Scholar. I bet you're also a big, big fan of Matt Damon.
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i was just saying this thread makes me happy. and then you went about calling me gay wich means, if we are following your rules, you are homosexual yourself.
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Welcome to the world outside the closet!
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i thing your gay and this is your devious plan to make everyone else gay so you dont feel left out.
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Nah, I put in that satirical part to exclude such conclusion. Now I see that you were being satirical (my bad), so you're free to screw whomever. Of course, this doesn't mean either one of is not not gay. It's a complicated world, after all.
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Congratulations. You are officially the gayest of the gay.
And you can go ahead and "thing" all you want. It just makes you that much gayer, which is hard to believe, because you're already the gayest of the gay.
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i'll add another rule to your list:
Theres nothing gayer then defending gays, sorry to break it to ya :(
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what about having butt sex while holding a sign that has an arrow pointing to the man in your butt that says "He's my husband"?
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if im the gayest of the gay and your gay and you decide whos gay, then your singling me out cause your attracted to me.
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Yet am straight and I defend homosexuality as a right.
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jeez, didn't you ever learn that standing up for something that isn't directly related to you is immoral and punishable by death? jeez man!
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one could argue successfully that popular usage has changed this...
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i'm just saying this cause hes obvisously an alias that is annoyed because everyone makes fun of gays, and hes obvisously gay. Suprised no1 yelled out alias yet
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hahaha, oh ya, he's soooo obviously gay. Remind me again why it would matter if he was? Ohhhh wait, I'm sorry. I must be gay because I almost defended him.
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i think you missed the point and your trying to hard to be like everyone and make fun of me, give up.
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you're all a bunch of sloths.
...except NOT because sloths are cool and you are all a bunch of fart buckets. (not you calb3rt)
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^emo.
We know you dont agree you have a gay pride icon. Why even bother trying
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actually, I am a completely independent worker. I don't try hard, I just use easy targets for sarcastic remarks. I didn't miss your point, I just like seeing you get argue about things that don't effect you (people being gay, for example).
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we all know you have east coast style so dont even bother trying to say you're not gay.
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because why bother, life is to short to worry about gays
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but you do worry, so aren't you wasting time clicking on such threads as this?
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i click on threads like this because i;m bored, its newschoolers. It takes no effort to make fun.
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i'm high and that long as thread with the blank space keeps throwing my eyes out of wack. The white is bright.
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dude you are wasting weed if you are on NS.
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The rules are neutral, so you singled yourself out. Read the rules. Better yet, considering your innovative use of the word "your," have somebody read them to you.
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fuck it just did it agian. Oh yeah i'm wasting it? Its 1:35 in the freakin morning. I had bud, i got high, how is that a fucking waste. YOur not the first to say that. I feel amazing and i am about to go to bed and feel amazing. Its a waste when ppl like you try killing my high
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First, the rules declare that the gayest of the gay are those that question of the sexual orientation of the author. So, I'm guessing your favorite fruit is the banana? Or when it comes to fruits, do take whatever is given to you?
Second, the aforementioned rule already says who is the superlatively gayest. You just can't have two rules that say the same thing. My rule was first and thus trumps yours.
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and your making rules now? What are you a fing mod now, some big shot? No your just some queer who needs to go back on his real nam and come out of the closet.
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jethus christ... stop it you sthilly goose!
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