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NS Celebrity Deathmatch!

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Mr_Bojangles
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If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

I'd take on Bono, because I know his weakness - smash his sunglasses, he loses dexterity.
Dec 1 2006 3:05AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
chuck norris becasue hes a little bitch.
Dec 1 2006 3:22AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Gary Coleman.
It would be fun to fight a tiny black man
Dec 1 2006 3:43AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
^haha word.
Dec 1 2006 3:59AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
Tom Cruise, him and his scientology and crazy Oprah killing sprees ruined Top Gun for me...damn him for that, it was my favorite movie.
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Dec 1 2006 4:41AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
I think it would be hilarious to get into a fight with Dane Cook...

Because you KNOW its going to turn into a joke eventually and make many people go wee in their trousers
Dec 1 2006 5:36AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
George Fucking Bush. I would kick that fuckers face in.
Dec 1 2006 6:20AM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
you are very rude, have some spaghetti...thank you very much
Dec 1 2006 7:50AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
verne troyer (mini-me)
Dec 1 2006 7:51AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Danny Devito hahaha
Dec 1 2006 8:16AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Id like to have a lazer come out of my cock... and when I run out of ammo my balls glow...

Ah christ...


Not you...

:)
Dec 1 2006 8:17AM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
bad idea.


Dec 1 2006 9:14AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
good luck fucker!
Dec 1 2006 9:31AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I'd have to go with jesus
Dec 1 2006 9:42AM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
Richard Simmons
Dec 1 2006 10:31AM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1373 - Karma: 455
haha def true
Dec 1 2006 10:43AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
hed kick ur ass
Dec 1 2006 12:03PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
bwahahahahaha
Dec 1 2006 12:14PM
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mntelebumper
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 10
I'd take on Bob Barker for leaving The Price is Right.
Dec 1 2006 12:16PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
careful man bob barker holds his own, havent you seen happy gilmore?
Dec 1 2006 12:28PM
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FERREZZ
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mr. T
Dec 1 2006 12:30PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!!!

Muhahhahaha

Id wanna take on Rosie O'Donnell
Dec 1 2006 12:35PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
Ben Stiller, the guy's a douchebag
Dec 1 2006 12:53PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
William Hung
Dec 1 2006 12:57PM
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freeski07
Posts: 696 - Karma: 47
lol the dane cook fite would b hilarious
Dec 1 2006 12:59PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
russell crowe
Dec 1 2006 1:58PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Clay Aiken...it would just be too easy.
Dec 1 2006 2:10PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
i'd be fun to fuck Lassie up
Dec 1 2006 2:20PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
i would bet up sianfeild
Dec 1 2006 3:01PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
good luck with taht
Dec 1 2006 3:19PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
whoopi goldberg, dont really know why, just never liked her
Dec 1 2006 3:26PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
That fag from high school musical
Dec 1 2006 3:28PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
He'd whip a phone at you, be ready for his opening attack!
Dec 1 2006 3:32PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
jack bauer. i mean even though he is the man, if i beat him i would be pretty much the coolest dude ever. and then i could put the moves on his daughter
Dec 1 2006 3:32PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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tom messner..all you vt ny kids know what im talking about

but for a major celeb id have to say.... the kid who plays matt on nip/tuck
Dec 1 2006 3:33PM
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triebby
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maybe john kerry or al gore. i would love to kick the piss out of barbara striesand too.
Dec 1 2006 3:40PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Democrat hater much? haha.

You forgot Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton in that case..
Dec 1 2006 4:38PM
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fouldsys
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haha i love that movie
Dec 1 2006 4:51PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Hillary Clinton, take that bitch out my life would be complete.
Dec 1 2006 4:57PM
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sowstochd
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the old lady from everybody loves raymnd,shes a bitch
Dec 1 2006 5:08PM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,184
she's just sit on you.
Dec 1 2006 5:23PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
matt damon
Dec 1 2006 5:26PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
jeff kiesel
Dec 1 2006 5:28PM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
Bob Sagget. just becasue.
Dec 1 2006 5:32PM
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jfuller
Posts: 454 - Karma: 10
Every single person behind "reality" television. Or the Backstreet Boys, all at once.
Dec 1 2006 5:46PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
i would love to deck Lindsy Lohan......or Carson Daly.
Dec 1 2006 5:50PM
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dr_jib
Posts: 257 - Karma: 36
every lil fuck from the laguna beach, those fuckers piss me off
Dec 1 2006 5:55PM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
Russell Crowe uses cordless phone, it's super effective!
Dec 1 2006 10:09PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Amen brother. Or Gail Norton. I would enjoy beating her senseless with my BC shovel and ski boots. That bitch has undone so many environmental protections that skiing needs, its ridiculous.
Dec 1 2006 10:19PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
colin farrel. i love him but he gets wayyyy too much pussy. i'd love to walk down the street without seeing 9 chicks that either have fucked him or would in an instant...its just not fair
Dec 1 2006 10:49PM
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
haha smilin' tom god he's annoying
Dec 1 2006 10:52PM
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