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Quitting porn for "lent"

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petek
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40 days, and 40 nights without porn...
I think its gonna be tough, I got no cable, no roommates, no money, how else can I entertain myself on those "4am, I just finished my 4000 word paper and want to celebrate" scenarios? Anybody in a similar situation?

And, as I know this site too well, I will already tell every 12 year old on this site to fuck off; "I dont need porn, porn is for losers without girlfriends" and my personal favorite, "i'm not 12...".
Nov 24 2006 1:14AM
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eheath
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Good luck. Looks like you might be using your imagination for 40 days.
Nov 24 2006 1:17AM
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petek
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I'm 3rd year university, what's imagination?
Nov 24 2006 1:19AM
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eheath
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Seeing how you're probably 21 or close, imagination = going to the bar/club and fucking women.
Nov 24 2006 1:29AM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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what he said^
Nov 24 2006 1:44AM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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and who the fuck actually celebrates lent? (besides you)
Nov 24 2006 1:45AM
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petek
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I don't even know what lent is, except from that movie.

And man, everybody should celebrate lent.

About bars, I'm well above the age here, thats not the problem. The problem is whenever I order a girl a drink, she always buys a fucking 10$ cosmo or something(which is kind of a turn off in itself), so its very much a once in a while kinda thing.
That and its shallow, much shallower than porn. In porn I'm actually curious as to who it is that is being fucked.
Nov 24 2006 1:50AM
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Calb3rt
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last year my friend and i gave up masturbating for lent and suprisingly i did it. longest 40 days ever...
Nov 24 2006 1:54AM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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hahaha
Nov 24 2006 1:56AM
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lorida
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was there a snow storm on the 41st day>?
Nov 24 2006 2:06AM
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Calb3rt
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you better belive it.
Nov 24 2006 2:07AM
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petek
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Something weird I noticed last year. I was getting head from a chick, and at this point it was about 6 months without any ass or anything like that, the worst dry spell in quite some time. Although i made a lover out of my hand quite a few times in that span, i came as if I hadn't orgasmed in that 6 months, much to her chagrin.
Nov 24 2006 2:12AM
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J.D.
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Why would you DO this to yourself?
Nov 24 2006 2:32AM
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petek
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I just noticed that it was starting to seep into my social life. I would talk to a girl i never met before, friendly flirting, then bam, sexual innuendo. Not too bad if it is well recieved, but imagine that, with a Prof of mine!
Nov 24 2006 2:33AM
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J.D.
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I've done that. Many a time. And actually got more information back than I really needed to know if I'm honest.
Nov 24 2006 2:36AM
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J.D.
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Okay by many a time I mean twice.
Nov 24 2006 2:36AM
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sherpachlo
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http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/easter/lent.html

how come you're doing lent now?
Nov 24 2006 2:42AM
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___ski18___
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good point
Nov 24 2006 2:43AM
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skifiend
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that made me laugh
Nov 24 2006 8:30AM
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ski_cartel
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i give up praying every year for lent
Nov 24 2006 11:25AM
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chapz
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i wish i was able to do that. i quit ice cream for lent three yeard ago, it was quite difficult
Nov 24 2006 11:30AM
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aoe
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Did you mean advent? haha

Either way I think Petek is hilarious. If you can do it then more power to you... I'm 4th year uni and I practically live off the stuff.
Nov 24 2006 11:31AM
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KillerMonkey
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do you mean u give up porn or do you give up masturbating/ orgasm? 2 completey difffrerent things
Nov 24 2006 11:43AM
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nothanks
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You can do it, with lots of alcohol.
Nov 24 2006 11:46AM
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jack_weisman
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hahahah
Nov 24 2006 1:30PM
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ZavierV
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Dude, lent is like 4 months away.Unless you mean advent...the period before Christmas...
But then you don'thave to give anything up.
Nov 24 2006 1:42PM
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RastaSkier9
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you need to find yourself a girl mate, or maybe you found a girl but are incapble of woooing her
Nov 24 2006 1:44PM
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andrewg
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lolz
Nov 24 2006 1:48PM
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zepscratch
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i havnt watched porn in months and i dont have a girlfriend, i guess i just dont feel like it, i dont see how hard that could be for you.
Nov 24 2006 5:22PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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and its a hard and its a hard and its a haaarrrdd raaaiiinnns a-gonna fall
Nov 24 2006 5:24PM
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freestyler540
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Lent is stupid, its simply another religious period. Oh well, if your getting cut off from all those stuff, I understand how hard its going to be.

Nov 24 2006 5:26PM
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whattheshit
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So like in biblical terms this is like the great flood for you right? or is porn your boat???? I hope for your sake you find twins at the bar.
Nov 24 2006 5:28PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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thats from pirates u silly goon
Nov 24 2006 6:12PM
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chairdawg
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hahahahaha
Nov 24 2006 6:46PM
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zepscratch
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hell yes, i love dylan
Nov 24 2006 10:03PM
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jimmychung
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i gave up beating it for lent 2 years ago, and it was great. tough for the first 2 weeks, and then my mind kind of opened up and i just didn't need it. i felt so good and useful, it was great. i even went 2 weeks over before doing it again. i recommend taking a long break like that anytime, it makes you feel better.
Nov 24 2006 10:06PM
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tBatt
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honestly ive watched porn maybe once in the past 2 months. its mostly casue the person who clears our computer is my moms boyfriends nephew. last year right before our trip to florida for spring break he brought up how he found soo much porn. so yeah, ive resorted to watching my dads videos but i left it out once and hes like wtf.. patty (his gf) thought it was him watching it so he gave it to my brother whos in college (obviously hes gettin no pussy). it was a shitty video anyways.
Nov 24 2006 10:31PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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word on the street is tht if u wait that long, you get wet dreams
Nov 24 2006 10:32PM
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zepscratch
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your dick starts to shrink after a while, but dont worry it comes back
Nov 24 2006 10:44PM
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Vicrum
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how needs porno when u got women to do it for you??
Nov 25 2006 12:53AM
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SHIFTYshifty
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why dont you quit something else like apple juice
Nov 25 2006 12:56AM
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PaulWall
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your only pro if u can do lefty backhand under the leg.
Nov 25 2006 1:09AM
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GFELLER.
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fuck an orange.





your welcome.
Nov 25 2006 1:11AM
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Tasche
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why don't you just tell god you quit porn he will never know.
Nov 25 2006 4:06AM
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