Well basically I was at my friends house this weekend and we were talking about our summer. So she says she met this kid at camp that is the cupstacking champion in colorado. Well naturally I start laughing and making fun of the kid. Well she got pretty pissed off but I didn’t think about it again until last night. He IM’s me out of nowhere and this happens. I know it may sound pretty ridicoulous(sp?) at parts but I assure you that this is not made up and none of it has been altered. I am warning you now that <b>this is really long</b> and may take a bit of your time to read cause the other kid is a horrendous speller, but im not much better either. No stupid posts like “too long”. I am killermonkey and the other kid is karl.
Karl3845: hello
Killermonkey 64: ye
Karl3845: so
Karl3845: about that cupstacking thing that u said wasnt a sport
Killermonkey 64: ye so
Karl3845: well this is leslies friend
Karl3845: also the Colorado state champion
Killermonkey 64: well congratufuckinglations
Karl3845: well i hear u say that cupstacking isnt a sport
Killermonkey 64: and ur point
Karl3845: what r ure reasons
Killermonkey 64: are we even debating the point that it is a sport
Karl3845: yes
Karl3845: because it is a sport
Killermonkey 64: sports are only officially considered sports if they’re in the olympics
Killermonkey 64: ur in the same category as midget tossing
Karl3845: actually no
Killermonkey 64: ok so explain to me this “sport”
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: well
Karl3845: first a sport is something that if physical
Killermonkey 64: not really
Killermonkey 64: is midget tossing a sport
Karl3845: yea and its physical
Karl3845: cow tipping is a sport as well
Killermonkey 64: I guess doing your mom is a sport too
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: whta ever
Killermonkey 64: well on that point how is cupstacking physical
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: well
Karl3845: in a compitition u have to have a team
Killermonkey 64: like douoble teaming ur mom
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: and thus when one person is done with there set of stacks then they have to run back to where ure team is waiting and then the next person in line has to run up and so on and so forth
Killermonkey 64: omg SOO INTENSE
Karl3845: it doesn’t have to be intense
Killermonkey 64: o darn
Karl3845: Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively
Killermonkey 64: yay dictionarys
Karl3845: ok
Killermonkey 64: so how did u ever discover this sport, did u one day at lunch discover your natural talent for cup stacking
Killermonkey 64: dont tell me it was ur parents
Karl3845: no
Killermonkey 64: or was it ur super sweet friends
Karl3845: I was really bored
Killermonkey 64: omg
Killermonkey 64: some people need a life
Karl3845: no
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: i have a life
Karl3845: probly more of a life then
Karl3845: u
Killermonkey 64: i bet you do
Killermonkey 64: so how old are you
Karl3845: 15
Killermonkey 64: and the cupstacking champion
Karl3845: yea
Killermonkey 64: so freshmen in highschool I guess or sophmore
Karl3845: sophmore
Killermonkey 64: when did u start this cupstacking
Karl3845: in fith grade
Karl3845: and I got the title in fith grade
Killermonkey 64: ok, so you are officially the coolest kid the world
Karl3845: and I still have it
Killermonkey 64: I wish I was a cupstacker, one hell of a sport for the college resume
Karl3845: u fucking ass hole
Karl3845: one of these days
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: during this school year
Killermonkey 64: ye
Karl3845: im coming down there and beating ur ass
Killermonkey 64: where do u live
Karl3845: it depends on when
Killermonkey 64: hehe i would love to meet you, you seem SOOOOO COOOL, and then I can say I met the Colorado state cup stacking champ
Killermonkey 64: did u get like a big trophy for the cupstacking
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: but I got monet
Karl3845: money
Killermonkey 64: how much
Karl3845: im not going to tell u because u don’t aprechent the sport
Karl3845: that u never even seen
Killermonkey 64: no not really
Karl3845: not really that’s not a answer
Killermonkey 64: I bet its an intense sport and ill look for it on espn 8 the ocho
Karl3845: first of all espn8 the ocho isn’t really
Karl3845: real
Killermonkey 64: lol
Killermonkey 64: and dodgeball was a great movie
Karl3845: so u cant pull a quick one on me like that
Killermonkey 64: boy are u fast
Killermonkey 64: ur way to quick for me
Killermonkey 64: so do u guys have like team practices cupstacking
Karl3845: not ne more for me cause right now im not home
Karl3845: and no
Karl3845: we don’t ne more
Karl3845: because we moved away
Karl3845: from colorado
Killermonkey 64: colorado is a sweet place
Killermonkey 64: good skiing
Karl3845: I know
Karl3845: but skiing is crap
Killermonkey 64: yo, dont be bashing skiing
Karl3845: snowboarding is sooooooo much better
Killermonkey 64: at least thats a real sport
Killermonkey 64: but taths your opinion
Killermonkey 64: so wherd ur move to
Karl3845: I still tecnicaly live in Colorado springs but im in minisota
Karl3845: at school
Killermonkey 64: u gonna join the school cupstacking team
Karl3845: fuck u
Killermonkey 64: I would but its not too prominent over here in the east coast
Karl3845: as u should know by now my world doesn’t revolve around cupstacking
Karl3845: I tun track
Karl3845: I dance and other things as well
Killermonkey 64: I run track too
Killermonkey 64: so what events do u do
Karl3845: everything
Killermonkey 64: well best events then
Karl3845: lets see
Karl3845: 100
Karl3845: 200
Karl3845: 400
Karl3845: 1600
Killermonkey 64: times?
Karl3845: and medily
Karl3845: I dont remember
Karl3845: it was last year
Killermonkey 64: I c, im hurdle specialist and I pole vault
Karl3845: well those r gay
Killermonkey 64: ye hurdles are tiring but im good at it so why not
Karl3845: no I know that but I mean that most guys that do hurdles r gay
Killermonkey 64: unfortunate
Killermonkey 64: too many gay friends I see
Killermonkey 64: maybe its colorado
Killermonkey 64: or minnesota
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: its not
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: it is actualy true for the whole nation
Karl3845: I had to do a study on it last year
Karl3845: so it just conferms that u r most likly gay
Killermonkey 64: lol, wow now we have an expert on the percentage of gays doing hurdles too
Killermonkey 64: boy do u have a life
Karl3845: it was for school
Killermonkey 64: well u def pick the best topics for school papers
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: your such a prick
Killermonkey 64: well gays and hurdling make great essays
Karl3845: actualy it was for math
Karl3845: there for I needed to know the percentages
Killermonkey 64: hah, sounds like a great math class
Killermonkey 64: math is so boring these days and you need stud like that to spice it up
Karl3845: it for the ib program but u probly don’t know what that is u weak minded person
Killermonkey 64: wow u are really good at insulting people
Killermonkey 64: you really cut me deep right there
Karl3845: I know
Killermonkey 64: I am so weak minded *starts crying*
Karl3845: do u even know what the IB program is
Karl3845: ?
Killermonkey 64: nope, we don’t use it out here on the east coast
Karl3845: actually u do
Karl3845: its international
Killermonkey 64: ok so lets say I do
Karl3845: u don’t do u
Karl3845: I don’t think so
Killermonkey 64: well its up to u
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: I messed up on the wording
Killermonkey 64: me 2
Karl3845: it should have been
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: u should know what it is
Killermonkey 64: o well, im too weak minded to know
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: u admitted it not me
Killermonkey 64: I know
Karl3845: so when every one know that and every thing else on this theyll know that it was u and nto me
Killermonkey 64:ok
Karl3845: yupi
Karl3845: yup*
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: did u not realize that im not a freshman
Killermonkey 64: I don’t care
Karl3845: so it wouldnt be hazing
Killermonkey 64: wat are u hazing??
Karl3845: and its not called that its called freshman hell week
Killermonkey 64: wat r u talking about
Karl3845: wat u told leslie
Killermonkey 64: who cares, ure a bitch anyway
Karl3845: no im not
Killermonkey 64: I dont care what grade u are in, ur still a bitch
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: what ever u say
Karl3845: fuck u
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: u dont even know what I look like
Killermonkey 64: does that matter
Karl3845: I know
Karl3845: but u have no idea what im capaple of
Killermonkey 64: like cupstacking
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: last year I almost killed a kid
Killermonkey 64: good
Karl3845: for messing with me
Killermonkey 64: lol
Killermonkey 64: ur soooo badass
Karl3845: and u have no idea whats coming for u man
Killermonkey 64: lol, I cant wait
Karl3845: that’s not a smoart thing fro u to say budy not a smart tghing to say
Killermonkey 64: lol
Killermonkey 64: im shivering in my boots
Killermonkey 64: lol
Karl3845: ok
Karl3845: what ever
Killermonkey 64: I literally cant wait to meet yo
Karl3845: ill see u this year
Killermonkey 64: o man, the anticipation
Karl3845: what ever
Killermonkey 64: I bet those cupstacking champion ares are huge
Karl3845: no
Karl3845: not really
Karl3845: just enough to severarly hurt some one
Killermonkey 64: lol
Killermonkey 64: well I cant say I’ve almost killed a kid
Karl3845: I know most people cant
Karl3845: and espicly not a prick like u
Karl3845: so yea
Killermonkey 64: w/e I g2g karl, when u do show up though, be sure to call me up
