Man thats sweet, congrats...I was so pissed the other day, short par 3, like 109, hit it over and into the woods...I was pissed, grabbed a range 'fun' ball didn't even aim or anything just walked up and nailed it...it was sitting on the lip of the cup. I wanted to kill something.
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Cleavage (n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just sit in the dark and cry