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I just had a funy memorie
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so i just had a little flash back to when i was like 6 and my bro was 16 and we were on a driving trip and my butt iched so i itched it and stuck my finger up my ass(i was 6 remember) and was like hey jay smell my finger and he was like wtf and he hit me
share some of ur funny memories
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Yesterday i was talking with a friend over skype, well, heres how part of it went
"damn its so fucking hot outside, i'm melting"-me
"yeah, its been raining here, fuckin new york is underwater, how hot is it there"-him
"its a fuckin 32 degrees"-me
"is that in F or C"-him
"I wish it was in F, then i'd go skiing"-me
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last summer i was fishing wiht my lil bro and he was being annoying and i had a fish on my hook and i go shut up bitch or ill fish slap u and hes liek wats that and i whip the rod around the fish hits him square in the face and he falls out of the boat and had a huge red mark on his face and he was jsut in shock that he got smacked wiht a fish it was quite funny
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hah thats actually pretty funny, i can picture it now. SMACK!!
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Me and my friend were eating twizlers once and he hit me with it my accident and im like WTF that hurt. So I hit him and we had this big fight that stayed in the kitchen for 7 minutes and we made our way downstairs. Afterward we had huge welts on our arms
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and we were far away so there was like 4-5 feet of line out so it was a big smack
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one time i was at a friends cottage and his aunt gave the family a hammock and it was up to us to put it up. so we found the perfect place but their was a tree in the way. so we chopped the tree down (about 15 feet high...it was pretty big) with battle axes and then we used a bowsaw to cut it up into smaller pieces and made a fire with it later. now this was an evergreen tree so all the needles were still alive. we made a circle and lined the bottom of the firepit with kindling and birch bark so it would burn and then we stacked the logs from the tree in the teepee style and then we put all the ferns on top. when we lit it it made the biggest smoke screen ever. like their was the thickest green smoke ive ever seen in my life you couldnt even see your hand infront of your face. and this covered like the whole property you could see this shit from an airplane.
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shit htat one made me laugh outloud
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one time my brother saw his reflection in our toaster so he was like, hey beautiful, and he gave it a hug
my brothers a dumbass
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being my lazy self i didn't feel like going inside my friends house to urinate so i started to go right in the middle of the street right in the middle of relieving myself my friends mom opens the dorr to walk outside so i tried to hold it and but i had to go so bad i pissed all over my pants and that was the last time i would urinate in the middle of a street
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