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Who has watched the "kohl schoening promotional video"?

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australianjibber
Posts: 530 - Karma: -22
ive seen it in a few threads and i would just like to say that this epitomises what is wrong with skiing in many respects. the guy simply can't ski. i'm sorry to make you the center of conversation here as ive never met you and your probably a great bloke, but im damn sick of people who cant actually ski but can throw a corked 5 mute in the park or do a switch up or spin onto a rail. You could throw a lot in the park but when you went to drop a 20 foot cliff it looked like you had never skiied in your life. your technique was all wrong and this shows in your park skiing. you land a lot of jumps back seat, in fact you ski back seat pretty much full stop, your too erect, your hands are way too loose and spray from your body, and the list could go on. you might claim, "well thats my style", but at the end of the day, theres ten year old kids out there who can throw these tricks, which basically proves anyone can do it if they hav the balls. throw someone in the back country and in the pow and then you can see their true skiing ability, or even if you just analyse their park skiing, and im sorry to say it again, but u cant ski mate, and u are a big part of whats wrong with this ski industry. innovation is never going to occur from people who cant actually ski, because these park skiiers like yourself who cant actually ski to save their life, are so limited with technicality. park skiing is still skiing, and as long as this is the case, we can only take the sport so far if we're going to be park skiiers who cant ski. learn to ski before you hit the park, its better for the sport!
Jun 16 2006 7:54PM
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ronalddregan.
Posts: 1564 - Karma: 260
nah/ thats actually the park/ theres lots of pow in it since they havent groomed it in like 12 hours
Jan 9 2007 12:49AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
i never thought the day would come when i would be able to post a picture in the "big mountain" category on ns.
Jan 9 2007 12:55AM
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ry.will
Posts: 3225 - Karma: 47
i knew there was somethin fishy about this.
Jan 9 2007 12:55AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
we all know kohl cant ski......



haha, wow! not ture. i was being sarcastic (just so everybody knows)
Jan 9 2007 1:03AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
what do you know about skiing? You live in England.
Jan 9 2007 2:36AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
well that's true, but the point of bode's sport is to get down the fastest and that's what he works at while not caring about jumping off of stuff, while tanner doesn't have to ski fast, therefore working hard on other stuff, such as park.
Jan 9 2007 2:44AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
jesus people, stop spending so much time and energy worrying about how other people ski.  This goes for everyone in the thread (but mainly the guy who started it) who have been calling other people out for the way they ski.  Honestly, when you go skiing, do you just spend the day checking out other people and judging their technique? How about you realize that most people go out to the mountains to ski for themselves, and have a good time progressing in their own way, at their on pace, with their own style.  I can't imagine skiing would be much fun for you if you're so caught up by what other people are doing.
Jan 9 2007 3:02AM
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michael_bc
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 419
hahahaha I can't believe some tool from a country where there aren't even mountains comes here to take a piss at this kid's video which is showing nothing but AMAZING skiing.
Jan 9 2007 6:29AM
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Twista$Twista$Spread
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
when kohl showed me these shots yesterday at school i could tell immediatly he was lying and that it wasn't him

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Jan 9 2007 9:23AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
holy hell kohl....what version of fotoshop did u use?
Jan 9 2007 12:48PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
:'(
Jan 9 2007 1:59PM
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BCkilla
Posts: 210 - Karma: 11
ahh i want that snow!
Jan 9 2007 10:56PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
dooooood, first off, chill out.  i only started to ski park last year, im 16, and skiing since i was 3.
i can ski, but its the all around aspect of skiing that makes someone good. too be good at everything. rips crazy big mountain lines, ski park, and throw in some bumps if neccessary. my point is that i have spent more time in the park this year, than i have ever before, because i want to be an all around good skier. good at every aspect. right now, all i have to do is park.  i do agree with you that one should learn to ski though before heading into the park.

but this dude's promo is awe some, (meant to be 2 words), is he can ski like that, (minus that cliff), this guy looks like a prett solid skier from what ive seen.

but just cuz someone is in the park, doesn't meant they cant ski!
Jan 10 2007 12:12AM
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jKutcher
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photoshopeed
Jan 10 2007 12:15AM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
p.s. kohl is sick
Jan 10 2007 12:15AM
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ineedarealname
Posts: 2658 - Karma: 20
i havent read the 4 pages of useless poop but i have had the pleasure of skiing with kohl and not does he kill it at skiing, but hes also one dope brotha. i dont even see why you felt the need to use ANY person as your example, whether you know them or didnt. fuck you and fuck kids like you. until you ski with him or anyone else your going to call out i suggest you keep your mouth shut up step off.
Jan 10 2007 12:21AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,334
Dude ksho cant ski.
Jan 10 2007 12:21AM
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k2skier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 13
you are a mutha fuckin hater trick biatch! that kid is ill!
Jan 10 2007 1:57AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
dood the more people in the park, means less people in the pow.
works for me.
Sep 10 2008 8:22PM
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Daver_BC
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dood the more people in the park, means less people in the pow.
works for me.
Sep 10 2008 8:23PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
this is newschoolers at its absolute worst. the kid who made it is "a fucktard" (thanks evan). even if you wanted to make a point, there is no point in calling a specific person out. make your point and get on with it.
secondly, kohl slays pow. kids sponsed by K2, the most epic pow ski company there is. You think he would 1) live at baker, 2) be sponsored by K2, and 3) want to ride bents in the park if he couldn't ski? 1 video does not portray how a person skis. yea a promo is supposed to do that the best it can, but they rarely fully accomplish that. I don't like talking my game up, but i think i ski pow pretty damn well. Fast, aggressive, and fluidly. but i wouldn't put a shot of me making 4 turns in a promo. it just doesn't look that awesome. fuck you. kohl is the man, kills it at everything. back off his shit and post a picture or video of you doing what you think skiing should look like. UNTIL YOU DO THAT, YOU GOT NO GAME
Sep 10 2008 8:35PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
This thread is hilarious. I was nearly fooled by the date...

I just want to give a nice big "Fuck you" to the thread creator for his classless decision to call out an amazing skier out of the blue because he "can't ski park". Seriously, decent people just don't do that to other skiers. Some of the others in this thread are almost as bad. Props to Kohl for taking it, and making the memo seggy making fun of this thread. Dope.
Sep 10 2008 10:40PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
the only thing kohl is good at is school, what a nerd.
Sep 10 2008 11:17PM
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williams
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 9,070
hahahaha oh man. its baaaack
Sep 10 2008 11:21PM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
no way! no i understand why everyone pokes fun at kohl! haha
Sep 10 2008 11:28PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
its a sick video. i dont see why the thread creator doesnt like it so much
Sep 10 2008 11:43PM
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underflipped
Posts: 1100 - Karma: 14
Wow kohl is one of the worst skiers I have seen in a while. How does anyone actually think he is sponsor worthy. I agree with the thread maker that this kid is a no one know thinks he is the shit. Leave and join the soccer team or something, but I heard he sucks at that as well. god damn.
Jan 4 2009 12:11AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
ahahah so THIS is the beginning of "get back in the park schoening"

it makes so much more sense now
Jan 4 2009 4:03AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
actually i do beleive its you and the other idiots in this thread who are trying to say what skiing should be and how people should be doing it...

if he wants to ski park 100%, then let him, if he wants to huck cliffs 100%...let it...

i HIGHLY doubt u can do what kohl can in the park...so show some fucking respect for him because i can almost garuntee he loves this sport as much if not more than you and puts alot of effort into bettering his skiing.

that goes to the other d-bags in this thread as well...u know who u are.
Jan 4 2009 10:12AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
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this thread is silly, so heres a picture of a rabbit eating a plate of cookies

Jan 4 2009 1:21PM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,184
haha this thread is hilarious. if theres actually any doubt still just go watch motherland or meet me in the mountains. /thread
Jan 4 2009 1:33PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744

its not poor skiing or style, its strength. until you've excercised the sport for years, you cant have style or even know how to truly ski. any little kid that has parents to buy top of the line equiptment can be as good as kohl. thats the future, in a few years, muscle memory and super ski strength shows the capability of a skier.

in the meantime, what seperates kohl from say, my favorite skier jon olsson. nothing, kohl is probably better. in a few years, no doubt he will be. unless there is a change in thought. the way we ski. the way we jib.

Jan 4 2009 1:50PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
kohl tried to make a move on me at stevens the other day. it was weird.
Jan 4 2009 2:18PM
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Ben.
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i bought a helmet from him a while back, could i contracted his gayness?
Jan 4 2009 2:19PM
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GANDALF
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it might be too late for you man.
Jan 4 2009 2:23PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
shit. i should see a doctor about that....
Jan 4 2009 3:09PM
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cfox
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dude you just made yourself look like a complete fucking idiot and everyone on this thread would agree. And ive saw your last year promo/video and it was just a ton of attempting flips. But to the thread creator your also a fucking idiot kohl skis at my mountain quite a bit and he slays at park and if dont recall he was riding hellbents the other day and skiing powder so dont judge someone from some promo. Ive seen him ski and he is a damn good skier and your just a dinglefuck.
Jan 4 2009 3:37PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
Okay first of all

1. This is the most retarded thread i think i have EVER come across.

2. Sirfryanator Shut The fuck up I saw your promo and it blows a huge fat cock, why dont you go "attempt" another frontflip and let Kohl actually land his tricks you stupid prick.

3. Kohl skis at my mountain and I see him skiing "EVERYTHING" perfectly. He Slays powder and I rarely ever see him in the park unless it's late in the day or the snow isn't very good so he isn't a park rat at all.

4. Anybody who hates on Kohl most likely sucks themselves.

5. Kohl your a boss
Jan 4 2009 4:33PM
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Z_rob
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oh ya almost forgot I'm pretty sure the Nimbus crew hits some BC Booters also.

So they must suck at powder right?

God people in this thread really don't know shit.
Jan 4 2009 4:37PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
WOW
Jan 4 2009 4:53PM
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Z_rob
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Just for the record here is Kohl Schoening skiing last season (Not even a promo so I doubt it's even his best shit)
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNp_1CTTAq8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNp_1CTTAq8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

And here is Sirfryanator
<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1495732&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1495732&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/1495732">Matt Fry Season 07-08 Promo</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user375128">Matt Fry</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

Comparing seems like nothing but an utter waste of time.

I vote Kohl in this situation unless mr. fry over here has "progressed" a lot over the summer
but that i still doubt
Jan 4 2009 4:57PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
well it looks like you would have alot more fun on this site http://epicski.com
Jan 4 2009 4:58PM
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Z_rob
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shit fail on the videos.

here is links if you guys are actually interested

FRY=http://vimeo.com/1495732

Schoening=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNp_1CTTAq8
Jan 4 2009 5:00PM
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fsscott
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admin ban plox
Jan 4 2009 5:03PM
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BrightonFridays
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some one post the promo
Jan 4 2009 5:19PM
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skodeo7
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File this one under, Threads That Did Not Go As Planned.
Jan 4 2009 5:25PM
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jfletcher
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how do i find kohl schoenings promo?
Jan 4 2009 7:46PM
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Deletedtoday
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Jan 5 2009 4:57PM
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Daver_BC
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go to kohl's profile,

Schoening> his vids > kohl promo!

walla!
Jan 7 2009 4:06PM
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cobra_commander
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three years latter...
Jan 7 2009 6:11PM
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