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Best Movie Quotes

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jack_weisman
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if anyone has seen donnie darko than "sometimes i doubt your comitment to SPARKLE MOTION" or basically anything from waiting or jesus is magic
Jun 11 2006 5:40PM
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JazzyJ
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how about "oh man, i just shot marvin in the face"

or basically all of pulp fiction
Jun 11 2006 5:43PM
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RKF
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yeah i think every single word in that movie is a good quote.
Jun 11 2006 5:45PM
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MattTweak
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^ mines the one that says bad mother fucker on it, say what again i dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER SAY WHAT AGAIN!
Jun 11 2006 5:49PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
"These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. But now, this is the truth!" i heart huckabees
Jun 11 2006 5:52PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
Cardinal Roark: What the hell do you know...
Marv: I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

SIN CITY
Jun 11 2006 5:55PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
'ahg ahg, I think iv caught the black lung pop...'

basically anything from zoolander haha. I love that movie to death.
Jun 11 2006 5:57PM
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Leckett
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"Arto...wake up man lets go skate!"
Jun 11 2006 6:01PM
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ski8990
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"you cant fight in here, this is a war room!"- dr. strangelove
"What is this? a center for ants?!"- zoolander
Jun 11 2006 6:06PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

wedding crasherrrss
Jun 11 2006 6:06PM
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gasmaskskier
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"thats how i got craps the second time"
Jun 11 2006 6:14PM
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Elijah.
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"it shouldve been the rule of wrist in that case" - boondock saints
Jun 11 2006 6:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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"Is it necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
-patches o'houlihan

"well no"
-peter lafluer

"but i drink it because it's sterile, and i like the taste!"
-patches o'houlihan


^from Dodgeball, definitley the best line in the whole movie
Jun 11 2006 6:19PM
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bigsoxfan
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"he's and idiot, parents must be idiots too." -> back to the future
Jun 11 2006 6:20PM
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jimmychung
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say BITCH BE COOL! TELL THAT BITCH TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
Jun 11 2006 6:24PM
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Alexander_Keith
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i belive you have my stapler

-office space
Jun 11 2006 6:27PM
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7X
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BITCH BE COOL!
Jun 11 2006 6:28PM
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7X
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hunny bunny, be cool!
Jun 11 2006 6:28PM
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jack_weisman
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"have you ever assumed a missionary position"- nun from the Ladies Man
Jun 11 2006 6:34PM
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Anathema
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"i want to be on you" -ron burgundy
Jun 11 2006 7:52PM
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RussellK141
Posts: 810 - Karma: 63
"I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be workin' in Alaska. So dress warm." -Al Pachino, Scarface
Jun 11 2006 7:59PM
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LDuggan420
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"dont fuck with us" fight club
Jun 11 2006 7:59PM
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akerbacker
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i dunno any, but everything from dumb and dumber is pretty much good.
Jun 11 2006 8:00PM
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Anathema
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haha. his name is robert paulsen!
Jun 11 2006 8:02PM
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LDuggan420
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bahahaha classic
Jun 11 2006 8:04PM
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hartig
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"i'd like a liter of cola.."

"liscence and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER"
Jun 11 2006 8:31PM
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hurrisun
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in the replacements after the guys shoot up the guys porche he yells "your gonna pay for that" and they respond "no were not" i thought it was quite funny
Jun 11 2006 8:34PM
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MitchPee
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"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"
Jun 11 2006 9:27PM
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J.Bass
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you can keep six packs of bee.. soda, milk, yogart, candy bars in the freezer.
yes, anyhthing you wanna keep cool son.
Tommy Boy
Jun 11 2006 9:30PM
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robbieA
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Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.



o ya and that thing we used to eat back in the day, what was it. o ya, PUSSY!
Jun 11 2006 9:31PM
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JayDope
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"agree to disagree"- ron burgandy
" so uh do u have any weed or is it all smokin for i wanna get baked for like a week" 40 yr old virg
"so what if i haven't had sex i could still fuck u up" andy 40 yr old virg
Jun 11 2006 9:34PM
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TheQuailman
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"every living thing on this world dies alone" - grandma death
Jun 11 2006 9:38PM
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--Daniel--
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"That carpet tied the whole room together!"

-The Big Lebowski
Jun 11 2006 9:48PM
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zackskis
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any line from snatch, fear and loathing, animal house, pulp fiction, or the big lebowski.
Jun 11 2006 9:50PM
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killabees
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how bout this...
i only have two things in this world my word,and my balls, and i dont break em' for anyone- scarface
Jun 11 2006 9:51PM
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Snubluck
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"Does Marselis Wallace look like a bitch?"
"No"
"Then why you trying to FUCK him like a bitch, brad?"
Jun 11 2006 9:53PM
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killabees
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gata love pulp fiction
Jun 11 2006 9:55PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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sick ass movie best parts when they blow up trhe cat
Jun 11 2006 10:03PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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"you look like a wet beaver"- Garden State

"we needed one thousand brown M&Ms or Ozzy woyuldnt go on stage"- Del Presto- Wayne's World 2
Jun 11 2006 10:05PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
"oooo, sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!"
Jun 11 2006 10:12PM
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Jake...
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-Hey! who are you?
-Chubbs Peterson, im the club pro here
-yeah..?
-Im willing ot teach you golf personally... for free!
-NO
-you have no idea who i am do you?
-no
-back in 1963 sports illustrated said i was going to be the next arnold palmer
-yeah and..?
-they wouldnt let me play on teh pro tour anymore.
-aww im sorry because your black?
-HELL NO! damn alligator bit my hand off!
-OH MY GOD
-yeah, tournament down i florida, i hooked my ball to the left down by the lake, damn alligater jsut popped up, cut me down in my prime. He got me.. but i tore that bastards eye out tho.. look at that (taps eye glass)
-your sick chubs
Jun 11 2006 10:23PM
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Jake...
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happy gilmore hands down is the best movie ever..
Jun 11 2006 10:25PM
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Capt.Flannel
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1. "I can categorically say you are not a bigger bananahead" -marcus; empire records

2. Secretary Cleary: You know she is not just another notch on the old belt.
Jeremy Grey: I don't even wear a belt... Beltless.
Secretary Cleary: I am a very powerful man.
Jeremy Grey: Yes, you are.
Secretary Cleary: See you for dinner.

3.Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination.
Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?
Jeremy Grey: Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
Jun 11 2006 10:28PM
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kyle_w
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"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."

That was Abraham Lincoln, as depicted from American History X
Jun 11 2006 10:30PM
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whattheshit
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Al Czervik: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] Hey, you scratched my anchor!
Jun 11 2006 10:32PM
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JazzyJ
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The best qoutes from pulp fiction

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Jun 11 2006 10:46PM
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=Worf=
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Cock. Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You sill hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?
-baseketball

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
-the big lebowski
Jun 12 2006 9:33AM
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juanborlando
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"fucking shit on my balls"-simon dumont in foward
Jun 12 2006 9:36AM
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Mat.
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he's the bomb diggity....


HES THE BOMB DIGGITY DAAAAWWWWGGGGG
Jun 12 2006 9:37AM
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Leckett
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my HAass is out
Jun 12 2006 9:37AM
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=Carson=
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I dont want to be the first nigger to die from a cross bow

half baked
Jun 12 2006 9:38AM
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